*I HAVE COME TO DEPOSIT A CHARACTER UPON YE ALL. THIS PLACE IS DRYER THAN MY WOMB WITH LITTLE TO NO KICK YES? TIME TO THROW A PERSON INTO THE MIX!*
*what..WHAT THE F*CK????*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
The door to the tavern opens as a half elf walks in. He has tanned skin, the color closer to light cinnamon with short ears that are barely pointed at the shell. He has bright amber eyes that seem to hide little nuggets of gold in the swathes of brown. He has ruffled ginger hair and a neat handlebar mustache that seem to be kept well. A pair of goggles sit up on the top of his head, well work from use. He wears simple alchemist attire along with a satchel around his left side. He takes a seat and begins to thumb through a menu before sighing, leaning back. He fishes a pipe out of his bag along with a small baggie of herbs. He lights the bowl of the pipe once he puts in the herbs and inhales, exhaling a drag of smoke from his nose.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
*I HAVE COME TO DEPOSIT A CHARACTER UPON YE ALL. THIS PLACE IS DRYER THAN MY WOMB WITH LITTLE TO NO KICK YES? TIME TO THROW A PERSON INTO THE MIX!*
*what..WHAT THE F*CK????*
*Sorry, being weird XD*
*its F*CKING FINE NEVER SAY THAT *
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
The door to the tavern opens as a half elf walks in. He has tanned skin, the color closer to light cinnamon with short ears that are barely pointed at the shell. He has bright amber eyes that seem to hide little nuggets of gold in the swathes of brown. He has ruffled ginger hair and a neat handlebar mustache that seem to be kept well. A pair of goggles sit up on the top of his head, well work from use. He wears simple alchemist attire along with a satchel around his left side. He takes a seat and begins to thumb through a menu before sighing, leaning back. He fishes a pipe out of his bag along with a small baggie of herbs. He lights the bowl of the pipe once he puts in the herbs and inhales, exhaling a drag of smoke from his nose.
Felix waddles over and climbs onto his lap, yawning.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The door to the tavern opens as a half elf walks in. He has tanned skin, the color closer to light cinnamon with short ears that are barely pointed at the shell. He has bright amber eyes that seem to hide little nuggets of gold in the swathes of brown. He has ruffled ginger hair and a neat handlebar mustache that seem to be kept well. A pair of goggles sit up on the top of his head, well work from use. He wears simple alchemist attire along with a satchel around his left side. He takes a seat and begins to thumb through a menu before sighing, leaning back. He fishes a pipe out of his bag along with a small baggie of herbs. He lights the bowl of the pipe once he puts in the herbs and inhales, exhaling a drag of smoke from his nose.
Felix waddles over and climbs onto his lap, yawning.
The man raises a brow, looking around before looking back down at Felix. "May I.. help you?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
Felix waddles over and climbs onto his lap, yawning.
The man raises a brow, looking around before looking back down at Felix. "May I.. help you?"
He leans against the man's chest, looking up at him sleepily. "No, not really. It looks like you aren't interested in anything on the menu. Do you have any requests?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Felix waddles over and climbs onto his lap, yawning.
The man raises a brow, looking around before looking back down at Felix. "May I.. help you?"
He leans against the man's chest, looking up at him sleepily. "No, not really. It looks like you aren't interested in anything on the menu. Do you have any requests?"
"My tastes tend to be... Picky I suppose." He shrugs "have to choose what I eat carefully or bad things happen." He tilted his head "You a chef I assume if you are asking."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
He leans against the man's chest, looking up at him sleepily. "No, not really. It looks like you aren't interested in anything on the menu. Do you have any requests?"
"My tastes tend to be... Picky I suppose." He shrugs "have to choose what I eat carefully or bad things happen." He tilted his head "You a chef I assume if you are asking."
He nods. "The chef, actually. I specialize in bringing things to the table that most people would throw away. I pride myself on being able to..." he yawns. "...cook anything."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He leans against the man's chest, looking up at him sleepily. "No, not really. It looks like you aren't interested in anything on the menu. Do you have any requests?"
"My tastes tend to be... Picky I suppose." He shrugs "have to choose what I eat carefully or bad things happen." He tilted his head "You a chef I assume if you are asking."
He nods. "The chef, actually. I specialize in bringing things to the table that most people would throw away. I pride myself on being able to..." he yawns. "...cook anything."
He sets out a short sigh, more of a harrumph if one were to put it in a category "Anything?" He left brow raises, appraising Felix.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
He nods. "The chef, actually. I specialize in bringing things to the table that most people would throw away. I pride myself on being able to..." he yawns. "...cook anything."
He sets out a short sigh, more of a harrumph if one were to put it in a category "Anything?" He left brow raises, appraising Felix.
He nods again. "Yeh. I've cooked an iron golem before. It wasn't great, but I tried."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods. "The chef, actually. I specialize in bringing things to the table that most people would throw away. I pride myself on being able to..." he yawns. "...cook anything."
He sets out a short sigh, more of a harrumph if one were to put it in a category "Anything?" He left brow raises, appraising Felix.
He nods again. "Yeh. I've cooked an iron golem before. It wasn't great, but I tried."
"Mn." He hummed noncommittally, standing up and holding Felix like a cat, his hands under Felix's armpits and at arms length "Okay then, do you know Faerun cherry pie?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
He nods again. "Yeh. I've cooked an iron golem before. It wasn't great, but I tried."
"Mn." He hummed noncommittally, standing up and holding Felix like a cat, his hands under Felix's armpits and at arms length "Okay then, do you know Faerun cherry pie?"
He tilts his head slightly, his short legs dangling in the air. He screws his face up for a second, then nods for the third time. "Yeah, brah. I can make that. The spices won't be fresh-ground, but it'll still be decent."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods again. "Yeh. I've cooked an iron golem before. It wasn't great, but I tried."
"Mn." He hummed noncommittally, standing up and holding Felix like a cat, his hands under Felix's armpits and at arms length "Okay then, do you know Faerun cherry pie?"
He tilts his head slightly, his short legs dangling in the air. He screws his face up for a second, then nods for the third time. "Yeah, brah. I can make that. The spices won't be fresh-ground, but it'll still be decent."
"Okay, then you have my customership, please try and make it as close to the original recipe as possible. I will pay a pretty penny for your efforts."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
(there was a guy that had more than him, but a lot of that guy's posts got wiped when the mods deleted an old thread)
*you are 20*
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
He tilts his head slightly, his short legs dangling in the air. He screws his face up for a second, then nods for the third time. "Yeah, brah. I can make that. The spices won't be fresh-ground, but it'll still be decent."
"Okay, then you have my customership, please try and make it as close to the original recipe as possible. I will pay a pretty penny for your efforts."
"There are hundreds of recipes with their own little tweaks. I doubt there is a remaining copy of the original document." He raises his arms a bit in a tiny flap as he gestures. "But if you tell me where you got your sample from, I can probably come up with something very similar."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He tilts his head slightly, his short legs dangling in the air. He screws his face up for a second, then nods for the third time. "Yeah, brah. I can make that. The spices won't be fresh-ground, but it'll still be decent."
"Okay, then you have my customership, please try and make it as close to the original recipe as possible. I will pay a pretty penny for your efforts."
"There are hundreds of recipes with their own little tweaks. I doubt there is a remaining copy of the original document." He raises his arms a bit in a tiny flap as he gestures. "But if you tell me where you got your sample from, I can probably come up with something very similar."
The man pulls out a piece of paper from his bag "I should have the original copy, I'm the one who made it." He grinned playfully.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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*what..WHAT THE F*CK????*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Sorry, being weird XD*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The door to the tavern opens as a half elf walks in. He has tanned skin, the color closer to light cinnamon with short ears that are barely pointed at the shell. He has bright amber eyes that seem to hide little nuggets of gold in the swathes of brown. He has ruffled ginger hair and a neat handlebar mustache that seem to be kept well. A pair of goggles sit up on the top of his head, well work from use. He wears simple alchemist attire along with a satchel around his left side. He takes a seat and begins to thumb through a menu before sighing, leaning back. He fishes a pipe out of his bag along with a small baggie of herbs. He lights the bowl of the pipe once he puts in the herbs and inhales, exhaling a drag of smoke from his nose.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*its F*CKING FINE NEVER SAY THAT *
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Felix waddles over and climbs onto his lap, yawning.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The man raises a brow, looking around before looking back down at Felix. "May I.. help you?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He leans against the man's chest, looking up at him sleepily. "No, not really. It looks like you aren't interested in anything on the menu. Do you have any requests?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"My tastes tend to be... Picky I suppose." He shrugs "have to choose what I eat carefully or bad things happen." He tilted his head "You a chef I assume if you are asking."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He nods. "The chef, actually. I specialize in bringing things to the table that most people would throw away. I pride myself on being able to..." he yawns. "...cook anything."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He sets out a short sigh, more of a harrumph if one were to put it in a category "Anything?" He left brow raises, appraising Felix.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He nods again. "Yeh. I've cooked an iron golem before. It wasn't great, but I tried."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Mn." He hummed noncommittally, standing up and holding Felix like a cat, his hands under Felix's armpits and at arms length "Okay then, do you know Faerun cherry pie?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He tilts his head slightly, his short legs dangling in the air. He screws his face up for a second, then nods for the third time. "Yeah, brah. I can make that. The spices won't be fresh-ground, but it'll still be decent."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Okay, then you have my customership, please try and make it as close to the original recipe as possible. I will pay a pretty penny for your efforts."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*WendigoOfLore you have the most posts on DDB*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
(there was a guy that had more than him, but a lot of that guy's posts got wiped when the mods deleted an old thread)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Whatever it takes
Yeah, take me to the top
I'm ready for whatever it takes
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
I do what it takes
*you are 20*
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Yep*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"There are hundreds of recipes with their own little tweaks. I doubt there is a remaining copy of the original document." He raises his arms a bit in a tiny flap as he gestures. "But if you tell me where you got your sample from, I can probably come up with something very similar."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The man pulls out a piece of paper from his bag "I should have the original copy, I'm the one who made it." He grinned playfully.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]