"So you have a problem, and you don't understand it well enough to put it into words? My, my, what a pickle you are in."
"Several of them," it growls
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
"So you have a problem, and you don't understand it well enough to put it into words? My, my, what a pickle you are in."
"Several of them," it growls
The figure laughs. "Well then, do you want any help, or are you content to wallow?"
"I do not know if anybody can help"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The figure laughs. "Well then, do you want any help, or are you content to wallow?"
"I do not know if anybody can help"
"You won't know if you don't try."
"Fine, I cannot see what I really am"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
"Fine names, all four. It is a pleasure to meet you as well." They tilt their head a bit and point at the map. "Are you planning on going on an adventure, Mr. Kelipso?"
"I was. I'm a bit far from home you see. I live in a little town in the center of a valley and I'm the guardian of it. Kinda got sent out here on a wild goose chase."
"Now that sounds like an idyllic abode. What was the wild goose in this case, if I may ask?" They jump off the table and scooch a bit closer to get a look at the map.
"I was sent out here to find a relic of sorts. We have this crystal in town, you see, it's supposed to connect all of the planes in one spot. But recently, the crystal had been breaking due lack of care. I'm trying to find a relic that can restore said crystal without influencing or nullifying it's magic."
"Now that sounds like an idyllic abode. What was the wild goose in this case, if I may ask?" They jump off the table and scooch a bit closer to get a look at the map.
"I was sent out here to find a relic of sorts. We have this crystal in town, you see, it's supposed to connect all of the planes in one spot. But recently, the crystal had been breaking due lack of care. I'm trying to find a relic that can restore said crystal without influencing or nullifying it's magic."
"Oh, dear. That sounds like quite the important thing to worry about." They tilt their head and sidestep a bit closer to Gordon, hovering around him. "I'm sure there's a spell that could help. Have you heard of Mineral Wealth?"
*Their form is blurred, nobody can see what they really look like*
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Charging into the inn is a strange creature, with black skin that clings to its visible ribcage, a pair of great ebony horns that curl backwards, and wool that surrounds the neck of the beast. Its eyes are a piercing ice blue, and it seems to have an aura of fear surrounding it, as if you're supposed to be scared of it. Riding the creature is a cloaked man wearing one of those theater masks, with black studded leather armor, the straps curling around to make a circle with a massive opal in the middle. The man coughs, the sound muffled by his mask, and pats the neck of the strange animal. "Good girl." He says. "Now let's see what this place is all about."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*Their form is blurred, nobody can see what they really look like*
*I'm aware*
"Haven't you considered using your other senses?"
"Which ones?"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Charging into the inn is a strange creature, with black skin that clings to its visible ribcage, a pair of great ebony horns that curl backwards, and wool that surrounds the neck of the beast. Its eyes are a piercing ice blue, and it seems to have an aura of fear surrounding it, as if you're supposed to be scared of it. Riding the creature is a cloaked man wearing one of those theater masks, with black studded leather armor, the straps curling around to make a circle with a massive opal in the middle. The man coughs, the sound muffled by his mask, and pats the neck of the strange animal. "Good girl." He says. "Now let's see what this place is all about."
A giant in bright red, tattered noble clothing wanders over. "Ah, you must be new. I happen to be in the same situation. Care for some tea?" They crouch down on a nearby table, their massive, worn leather shoes taking up most of its surface.
Charging into the inn is a strange creature, with black skin that clings to its visible ribcage, a pair of great ebony horns that curl backwards, and wool that surrounds the neck of the beast. Its eyes are a piercing ice blue, and it seems to have an aura of fear surrounding it, as if you're supposed to be scared of it. Riding the creature is a cloaked man wearing one of those theater masks, with black studded leather armor, the straps curling around to make a circle with a massive opal in the middle. The man coughs, the sound muffled by his mask, and pats the neck of the strange animal. "Good girl." He says. "Now let's see what this place is all about."
A giant in bright red, tattered noble clothing wanders over. "Ah, you must be new. I happen to be in the same situation. Care for some tea?" They crouch down on a nearby table, their massive, worn leather shoes taking up most of its surface.
The person inspects the giant, looking from head to toe as if trying to take everything in. There are slits cut into his mask, revealing only two identical voids. "I care not for tea, although Ebony enjoys tea leaves. What type?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Well, touch, to begin with. That may help. What do you feel like? Fuzzy, scaly, dry, wet, sharp, soft?" They chuckle.
"I feel nothing!"
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
A giant in bright red, tattered noble clothing wanders over. "Ah, you must be new. I happen to be in the same situation. Care for some tea?" They crouch down on a nearby table, their massive, worn leather shoes taking up most of its surface.
The person inspects the giant, looking from head to toe as if trying to take everything in. There are slits cut into his mask, revealing only two identical voids. "I care not for tea, although Ebony enjoys tea leaves. What type?"
"Ah, it's a special blend from my homeland. It reduces stress and discomfort, allowing for deep sleep. Burned as incense, the leaves can harmlessly knock out a room full of people. Unfortunately, due to my genetics, I am immune. It tastes quite fine, though."
"Now that sounds like an idyllic abode. What was the wild goose in this case, if I may ask?" They jump off the table and scooch a bit closer to get a look at the map.
"I was sent out here to find a relic of sorts. We have this crystal in town, you see, it's supposed to connect all of the planes in one spot. But recently, the crystal had been breaking due lack of care. I'm trying to find a relic that can restore said crystal without influencing or nullifying it's magic."
"Oh, dear. That sounds like quite the important thing to worry about." They tilt their head and sidestep a bit closer to Gordon, hovering around him. "I'm sure there's a spell that could help. Have you heard of Mineral Wealth?"
Gordon opens his blue eyes, the orbs staring at them as they step around him. Kelipso shakes his head "No, I don't think so."
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𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
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"So you have a problem, and you don't understand it well enough to put it into words? My, my, what a pickle you are in."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Several of them," it growls
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
The figure laughs. "Well then, do you want any help, or are you content to wallow?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I do not know if anybody can help"
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
"You won't know if you don't try."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Fine, I cannot see what I really am"
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
"I was sent out here to find a relic of sorts. We have this crystal in town, you see, it's supposed to connect all of the planes in one spot. But recently, the crystal had been breaking due lack of care. I'm trying to find a relic that can restore said crystal without influencing or nullifying it's magic."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"And why is that?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh, dear. That sounds like quite the important thing to worry about." They tilt their head and sidestep a bit closer to Gordon, hovering around him. "I'm sure there's a spell that could help. Have you heard of Mineral Wealth?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Their form is blurred, nobody can see what they really look like*
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Charging into the inn is a strange creature, with black skin that clings to its visible ribcage, a pair of great ebony horns that curl backwards, and wool that surrounds the neck of the beast. Its eyes are a piercing ice blue, and it seems to have an aura of fear surrounding it, as if you're supposed to be scared of it. Riding the creature is a cloaked man wearing one of those theater masks, with black studded leather armor, the straps curling around to make a circle with a massive opal in the middle. The man coughs, the sound muffled by his mask, and pats the neck of the strange animal. "Good girl." He says. "Now let's see what this place is all about."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*I'm aware*
"Haven't you considered using your other senses?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Which ones?"
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
*hello*
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A giant in bright red, tattered noble clothing wanders over. "Ah, you must be new. I happen to be in the same situation. Care for some tea?" They crouch down on a nearby table, their massive, worn leather shoes taking up most of its surface.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The person inspects the giant, looking from head to toe as if trying to take everything in. There are slits cut into his mask, revealing only two identical voids. "I care not for tea, although Ebony enjoys tea leaves. What type?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Well, touch, to begin with. That may help. What do you feel like? Fuzzy, scaly, dry, wet, sharp, soft?" They chuckle.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I feel nothing!"
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
"Ah, it's a special blend from my homeland. It reduces stress and discomfort, allowing for deep sleep. Burned as incense, the leaves can harmlessly knock out a room full of people. Unfortunately, due to my genetics, I am immune. It tastes quite fine, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Gordon opens his blue eyes, the orbs staring at them as they step around him. Kelipso shakes his head "No, I don't think so."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘