Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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Right next to you is a booth with a couple of humanoids waiting in line holding bags of, presumably, coins.
One of them says, “My money’s on the dragonborn.” He appears to be a kobold.
Gravedigger waits in line
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
A cloaked figure behind you taps your soldier.
“Who do you think is going to win?”
"I don't know"
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
The hooded figure simply shrugs and walks off.
After waiting a while, you are at the front of the line.
“Who do you place your bet on? The Fanged Axe or the 3rd Blood? Bets for this fight are now closed.”
A few seconds later, the bell rings and it is revealed that Ternikus is the victor.
A few seconds later, 3 blood-moon wolves are released into the arena.
Gravedigger keeps waiting
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
After a while, Ternikus beats these challengers too.
Before the next fight, the person in the booth says, “Excuse me. You’re holding up the line. Will you just place a bet already. The next fight is the Fanged Axe vs Champ.”
*That... was a 5. Dang.
Wait, how in the world did you roll a 32, and it's still not a nat 20? What is your performance mod, and why is it that high at level 5?*
"Haha! Great!" Obviously, without even looking, Tamari flips the lute case off her back like a street sign performer, unlatches it, and pulls out a beautiful rosewood lute. She strums a couple of times, making sure it's all tuned up, then begins a little ditty, letting Cerberus take the lead. If he'll let her, though, she'll sing a little ditty:
"I once knew a man named Tero,
A water genasi was he,
He thought he was a vaquero,
But he lived down by the sea.
He lived down by the sea,
He lived down by the sea,
He thought he was a vaquero
But he lived down by the sea!
His horse, it 'twas a ship,
And he had named her 'Silver'
He always had a bullwhip
Strapped next to his 'equalizer!'
He lived down by the sea,
He lived down by the sea,
He thought he was a vaquero
But he lived down by the sea!
He stole and laughed and drank
and sang shanties with his crew,
but right below Silver's deck,
'twas Moonshine that he brewed!
He lived down by the sea,
He lived down by the sea,
He thought he was a vaquero
But he lived down by the sea!"
(Note: 'equalizer' is cowboy slang for a gun.)
*I spent way too much time on this*
*Dude that’s awesome omg* Achilles claps. “Impressive.”
Yet another cynophpbia alt. I apologize for the inconvenience :) Rock on my dudes.
(Wow)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
(Anyone on?)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
*I’m back*
*Cerberus is level 11(+13 persuasion), and so is Sylvan and Ternikus*
*Cool song*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*This was for Moon because we were doing something before I had to leave real quick.*
*You want to join?*
*I have no idea that I posted that*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Cerberus notices Achilles and waves, followed by a song. When he plays this song, mist comes out of his plant lute, which forms two figures who start to dance together. One looks vaguely like Sylvan, while the other is a black Kobold wearing elegant clothes.
*Here is the song he plays*
*Got it*