Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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GODHOOD COMES WITH ITS BLESSINGS AND CURSES. I WAS INVITED TO BECOME ONE OF THEIR NUMBER, BUT I DECLINED. THEY WERE REALLY TRYING TO BIND ME IN ALL THE DIVINE LEGAL MATTERS. THEY WERE AFRAID OF DEATH. I PREDATE THE GODS, AND SEE NO NEED TO LABEL MYSELF AS ONE OF THEM. I DO NOT CRAVE MORTAL WORSHIP. MY ADVISE IS TO STAY AWAY FROM ALL THAT CELESTIAL STUFF. IT CAN BE QUITE A NUISANCE. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS OFTEN UNAVOIDABLE.
"I know, I was offered once, but the drawbacks were too great. It is annoying."
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella
GODHOOD IS OVERRATED.
"I know, right? Ever since Dionysus achieved it, he's been insufferable."
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella
AND SO MANY FOOLS DESTROY THEIR LIVES IN ATTEMPTS TO ACHIEVE IT. OBLITERATING SO MUCH. KARSUS, PANDEMONIUM, THEY THROW EVERYTHING AWAY TO GRASP AT IT. BUT IT IS NEVER ENOUGH...NEVER ENOUGH.
MUCH AGREE- cough cough -Much Agreed. I’m an immortal entity and I have celestial powers I always forget about, if I was a god, I’d die, because who in their right mind would worship a tiny blue weiner dog shaped otter?!
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
*greetings mortal*
BEANS
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"I know, and that has to make your job a lot harder, doesn't it? Taking care of all those lost lives... Ugh, I can't imagine."
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella
IT IS A TOUGH JOB, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
"Yes, it is. And all those people trying to run from you."
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella
A random tiny blue otter appeared. “Ello!”
BEANS
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"Hey there! Can you believe the stuff this guy has to put up with?"
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella
“No!”
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
*If someone from the UK is on rn, GO TO BED ITS 3 AM*
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YES. YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
He turns to the random tiny blue otter. HELLO.
“Ello! You must be death. Nice to meet you!!!”
BEANS
BOTTOM TEXT
*I'm still in a car, so I can't. mwa-ha-hA-HA-HAAAA!!!
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella
DON’T YOU MEAN DEATH? NOT LOWERCASE D DEATH, YOU CAPITALIZE THE NAME OF PEOPLE. SORRY ABOUT THAT. YES I AM DEATH. NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
“You can sees spoken words?!?!” “Cool. CAN I TALK LIKE DIS TOO”
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"Yeah, I can't believe what you have to work with on a daily basis. How did you get time off today?"
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
waitin on ya, ella