'Ok, ok. But ya not gonna take me yet, right? I'm not worth ya time'
He pulls a grimy hourglass from the depths of his robe and looks at it. I APPEAR TO ALL. FROM THE MIGHTIEST EMPEROR TO THE LOWLIEST DRUNKARD, DEATH IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER. HOWEVER YOUR TIME HAS NOT YET COME SO YOU HAVE NO NEED TO FEAR MY BROOM.
'Good. So why are you here? Why can I see you?'
I AM TAKING SOME TIME OFF. IF I INTERACT WITH THE LIVING, THEN MAYBE I CAN MAKE THEIR DEATHS LESS... PAINFUL. YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE I ALLOW YOU TO.
“I am also his friend and unofficial therapist.” The tall man joins the conversation.
'Ok, well, I guess that's a good thing. Kinda hoping my end isn't too painful.'
WELL THEN I ADVISE YOU NOT TO TAKE UP SWORD FIGHTING AND WAR. THOSE THINGS OFTEN BRING ABOUT PAINFUL ENDS. I DON'T MAKE A DEATH PAINFUL, BUT SOME FEAR ME SO IT MAKES THEIR DEATH A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE EXPERIENCE. THAT'S WHAT I AM TRYING TO FIX.
'Oh, I won't. I pick over the battlefield dead, I have no intention to join them. I fully intend to spend my life underground'
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VERY UNOFFICIAL.
SO WHILE SHE IS OFF BICKERING SHE LEFT YOU HERE TO BABYSIT?
'Oh, I won't. I pick over the battlefield dead, I have no intention to join them. I fully intend to spend my life underground'
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WHO IS THAT?
"I wouldn't phrase it like that but correct."
'He's called the Third. He made me who I am'
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He gives you another of his permanent grins.
*gtg. sorry.*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
'He raised me. Well, the rats raised me, but he taught me how to be, well, not 100% feral'
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WHAT IS HE?
'He's a voice in my head. I think he's powerful, somewhere'
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I THOUGHT LISTENING TO VOICES INSIDE YOUR HEAD WAS A SIGN OF MADNESS FOR MORTALS.
'Oh, people call me mad all the time. Usually because of where I live.'
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WELL, THE SEWERS AREN'T THE MOST SANITARY PLACE TO DWELL.
'Never had any problems down there, though. Always so nice, and quiet, and pleasant.'
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LIKE A GRAVEYARD?
'I guess. And quite a few dead bodies wind up down there as well!'
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INTERESTING says Death. He stares at you with his eyes filled with emptiness.
'I guess? As long as ya don't kill me. Thanks for sending me all the dead bodies, by the way'
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