A short, chubby ferret person enters the Inn, lugging a bulging sack on his shoulders. It's almost as big as him.
He is dressed in high-class chef's whites, although they aren't very white anymore. He seems to have been a head chef at some restaurant, but he's clearly been adventuring for a long time, judging by his clothes and their condition.
*Also, my mom says hi*
*Gasps*
Rice looks up and squints, "Hey..." territorial ferret ode activated
The chef glances over. "I'm sorry, is something wrong?"
"Yeah. You. You here for a job? I don't recognize you from the guild or anything, so you must be unaffiliated."
'Ya don't have to be. At least ya haven't tried to chuck me down the toilet'
"In all honesty, if this were my establishment and I had authority, you wouldn't be here. Although admittedly if I saw someone dressed and mannered as I am now, I would throw them out too."
A short, chubby ferret person enters the Inn, lugging a bulging sack on his shoulders. It's almost as big as him.
He is dressed in high-class chef's whites, although they aren't very white anymore. He seems to have been a head chef at some restaurant, but he's clearly been adventuring for a long time, judging by his clothes and their condition.
*Also, my mom says hi*
*Gasps*
Rice looks up and squints, "Hey..." territorial ferret ode activated
The chef glances over. "I'm sorry, is something wrong?"
"Yeah. You. You here for a job? I don't recognize you from the guild or anything, so you must be unaffiliated."
"No, I'm just here to rest. I work for the Global Gourmet Coalition, a - as the name implies - global organization that provides high-class chefs with high-class ingredients. We also use a fair amount of biomancy in order to create stronger crops and healthier and more delicious livestock. We're pretty important to high-class business owners, since you aren't one of those people you likely have no reason to know or care."
The ferret chef begins taking items out of the bag, revealing them to be very rare and exotic ingredients, somehow perfectly preserved.
'Where ya get those? They look fancy!'
"Spoils from my latest adventure. We Gourmands are tasked with collecting the high-class stuff that can't be grown or otherwise domesticated. The hard part is being environmentally conscious about it."
'Environmentally conscious! Cool! Ya some kinda adventurer then?'
"Indeed, although 'adventurer' is a bit base for my line of work. Adventurers simply seek out adventure and excitement; doing good is usually a side-effect of their real goals. We Gourmands are hunters of the rare, exotic, and monstrous. If it can be found, we go and find it. If it can be eaten, we go and taste it. If it can be beneficial to society, we go and do it. We believe in ritual and efficiency, in service and in the hunt. We may be a bunch of stuck-up lunatics with little in the way of safety precautions, but we do good work where we can."
'That sounds interesting! I guess I'm a hunter of the rare and shiny!'
"There is a marked difference between a scavenger and a Gourmand. It's all well and good what you do, but my job is for the betterment of a necessary art as opposed to just my own survival. Maybe one day you will live such a lifestyle that the needs beyond oneself become important. Until then, I beg you, be the best scavenger you can be."
Suddenly the sky darkens as a purple mist surrounds the inn, and as the door slams open with the sound of thunder, a figure in a large brown cloak walks in. A chill goes down your spine as the room suddenly becomes ice cold.
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
Suddenly the sky darkens as a purple mist surrounds the inn, and as the door slams open with the sound of thunder, a figure in a large brown cloak walks in. A chill goes down your spine as the room suddenly becomes ice cold.
Sirius, who has worked in food service before, seems unfazed. He conjures a tiny, pig-shaped spirit made of pale blue flame and uses it to keep himself warm, but otherwise doesn't really respond.
"I'm sorry too."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ya don't have to be. At least ya haven't tried to chuck me down the toilet'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The ferret chef begins taking items out of the bag, revealing them to be very rare and exotic ingredients, somehow perfectly preserved.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Yeah. You. You here for a job? I don't recognize you from the guild or anything, so you must be unaffiliated."
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'Where ya get those? They look fancy!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"In all honesty, if this were my establishment and I had authority, you wouldn't be here. Although admittedly if I saw someone dressed and mannered as I am now, I would throw them out too."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ya got a fair point. And ya can do what ya like, I guess.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'This tavern? It's pretty cool!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Ohcrap wrong thread*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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"No, I'm just here to rest. I work for the Global Gourmet Coalition, a - as the name implies - global organization that provides high-class chefs with high-class ingredients. We also use a fair amount of biomancy in order to create stronger crops and healthier and more delicious livestock. We're pretty important to high-class business owners, since you aren't one of those people you likely have no reason to know or care."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Spoils from my latest adventure. We Gourmands are tasked with collecting the high-class stuff that can't be grown or otherwise domesticated. The hard part is being environmentally conscious about it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Environmentally conscious! Cool! Ya some kinda adventurer then?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Indeed, although 'adventurer' is a bit base for my line of work. Adventurers simply seek out adventure and excitement; doing good is usually a side-effect of their real goals. We Gourmands are hunters of the rare, exotic, and monstrous. If it can be found, we go and find it. If it can be eaten, we go and taste it. If it can be beneficial to society, we go and do it. We believe in ritual and efficiency, in service and in the hunt. We may be a bunch of stuck-up lunatics with little in the way of safety precautions, but we do good work where we can."
He seems very proud of himself.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'That sounds interesting! I guess I'm a hunter of the rare and shiny!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"There is a marked difference between a scavenger and a Gourmand. It's all well and good what you do, but my job is for the betterment of a necessary art as opposed to just my own survival. Maybe one day you will live such a lifestyle that the needs beyond oneself become important. Until then, I beg you, be the best scavenger you can be."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*maybe I should intro a new character?*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*That would be cool*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Suddenly the sky darkens as a purple mist surrounds the inn, and as the door slams open with the sound of thunder, a figure in a large brown cloak walks in. A chill goes down your spine as the room suddenly becomes ice cold.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Sirius, who has worked in food service before, seems unfazed. He conjures a tiny, pig-shaped spirit made of pale blue flame and uses it to keep himself warm, but otherwise doesn't really respond.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He notices that the figure is wearing a necklace of crystals, and gets the feeling that they have a weapon underneath the cloak.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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