Lord's Rest Inn

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 He pulls out a wooden plate and a silver cake server. "Oh, it's just a fly hive. I forget they aren't common around here. Think of them like carnivorous bees. But worse. They make incredible honey, though." He offers Kyes a slice of cake.

 Kyes stares at the cake, a grimace slowly spreading across their face as they contemplate what they were just told, "Make... Honey..." they slowly spear a small piece with their fork, "Honey cake..." and then cautiously take a bite, features clenched in anticipation, expecting the worst.

 It's even worse than they imagined: It's absolutely magnificent. As much croissant as spice cake, its flavors are rich and sweet, and come in flaky, moist layers with black honey and previously unknown seasonings sustaining them. Even the decoration is incredible, with the frosting perfectly balanced for flavor as well as beauty.

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 They look unwell anyway but nod, "I would rather you not tell me what else it's made of aside from honey. Because... I don't really want to know honestly." they take a napkin and wipe their mouth, after finishing off the plater, "So uh... I assume you're a chef Mr... Or Mrs?"

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 It's even worse than they imagined: It's absolutely magnificent. As much croissant as spice cake, its flavors are rich and sweet, and come in flaky, moist layers with black honey and previously unknown seasonings sustaining them. Even the decoration is incredible, with the frosting perfectly balanced for flavor as well as beauty.

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 They look unwell anyway but nod, "I would rather you not tell me what else it's made of aside from honey. Because... I don't really want to know honestly." they take a napkin and wipe their mouth, after finishing off the plater, "So uh... I assume you're a chef Mr... Or Mrs?"

 "Sir Pluche Grism. I guess you could call me a pastry chef, but I've grown a bit beyond that role. I am a Gadflour, a sort of knight-artisan that typically works for a specific branch of the Flykeeper's Guild. I specialize in baking and brewing, but my magical talent leaves much to be desired."

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 It's even worse than they imagined: It's absolutely magnificent. As much croissant as spice cake, its flavors are rich and sweet, and come in flaky, moist layers with black honey and previously unknown seasonings sustaining them. Even the decoration is incredible, with the frosting perfectly balanced for flavor as well as beauty.

Cook's Utensils, in case you aren't convinced: 39

 They look unwell anyway but nod, "I would rather you not tell me what else it's made of aside from honey. Because... I don't really want to know honestly." they take a napkin and wipe their mouth, after finishing off the plater, "So uh... I assume you're a chef Mr... Or Mrs?"

 "Sir Pluche Grism. I guess you could call me a pastry chef, but I've grown a bit beyond that role. I am a Gadflour, a sort of knight-artisan that typically works for a specific branch of the Flykeeper's Guild. I specialize in baking and brewing, but my magical talent leaves much to be desired."

 "Okay, gonna circle back to the fly guild later. Magical talent?"

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 "Sir Pluche Grism. I guess you could call me a pastry chef, but I've grown a bit beyond that role. I am a Gadflour, a sort of knight-artisan that typically works for a specific branch of the Flykeeper's Guild. I specialize in baking and brewing, but my magical talent leaves much to be desired."

 "Okay, gonna circle back to the fly guild later. Magical talent?"

 "We're gonna have to talk about the guild now if you wanna go down that route. It's a mixture of deliberate mutations and rigorous training, both of which fall squarely into blasphemy in many countries, including the one where my practice was invented and where I learned it."

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 "Sir Pluche Grism. I guess you could call me a pastry chef, but I've grown a bit beyond that role. I am a Gadflour, a sort of knight-artisan that typically works for a specific branch of the Flykeeper's Guild. I specialize in baking and brewing, but my magical talent leaves much to be desired."

 "Okay, gonna circle back to the fly guild later. Magical talent?"

 "We're gonna have to talk about the guild now if you wanna go down that route. It's a mixture of deliberate mutations and rigorous training, both of which fall squarely into blasphemy in many countries, including the one where my practice was invented and where I learned it."

 "... Huh. That's cool. Not good at all, but cool. So your guild is technically morally black?"

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 "Sir Pluche Grism. I guess you could call me a pastry chef, but I've grown a bit beyond that role. I am a Gadflour, a sort of knight-artisan that typically works for a specific branch of the Flykeeper's Guild. I specialize in baking and brewing, but my magical talent leaves much to be desired."

 "Okay, gonna circle back to the fly guild later. Magical talent?"

 "We're gonna have to talk about the guild now if you wanna go down that route. It's a mixture of deliberate mutations and rigorous training, both of which fall squarely into blasphemy in many countries, including the one where my practice was invented and where I learned it."

 "... Huh. That's cool. Not good at all, but cool. So your guild is technically morally black?"

 "Probably. Our goals are usually based around helping instead of hurting, so I think we're mostly okay. It's not like we're summoning demons or anything like that."