Lord's Rest Inn

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 "You don't need to know who I am. If I speak my name, your God will know and then I gotta split town again." He said "... There has to be something I can give up for just one.'

"I will let you know if I am ever that desperate. After all, I do not think you have much to offer."

Raphael begins to search her knowledge of all languages for something matching this guys description. Also religion: 30

 "I have trinket, doo-dads, thingamajigs, thingamabobs, teeth, organs, wings of all kinds, dried fish bones, rat bones, giant rat bones, a skull of a giant elk, a chest of treasure, a holy symbol of Iggivli, bugs, dried crackers, dried fruit, dried jerky, cats, dogs, a guinea pig, a farm pig, a police mans cap, a baseball cap, a baseball bat, three throwing knives, a hatchet made from silver, an ornate sword, a holy sword, another cat." He lists off extensively.

He knows exactly who this guy is. 

They step back, in shock and awe and fear. "You... what... is it me you want? What brings you here of all place?"

 "You. Your God. More importantly the fact this place drawers the weirdest people I've ever heard of and I have to see for myself what it's all about."

 "This place is pretty normal. It is the Lord's Rest Inn that has all the interesting people. I am sure the sentient time traveling sword would love to talk to you, or maybe the fallen angel? Huh? Those people sound real interesting."

 "Nope. You. And Helios of course. I am kinda desperate for his blood and your wings." He says and smiles.

 "Mmm... I can give you my blood, but in return, I request a favor in the future. How does that sound?"

 "Nope. His blood. Only his. I don't need yours. You are just a rubber stamp of an angel." He waved his hand and snorted. 

“My wing and his blood? Strange requests. Look, how about we move this all outside?”

 "Hm? Why?" He looks around and sighs "Ah, yes... But of course."

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 He shakes his head when she reaches for it. "Not yet. It's too hot. It'll destroy your palate in an instant." He sighs. "I can help pay for the rebuild, but only if you let me help with the menu. The 'truffle' steak was... offensive on many levels."

"Hey, don't blame me. Joey was incharge of that stuff." They say, taking out a little notebook. "How could it be improved?"

 "Well, first off, you need to stop trying to be so original. It's great to throw out ideas, but they need more testing before they get put on the menu. Have some mundane items on the menu to fill it out. Like the pie, for example. It was just a regular apple pie, done especially well." He opens his notebook and flips through it. "The truffle steak needs to be removed entirely. The whole approach was an abysmal idea. Make it truffle butter steak. I've got plenty of ideas, but really, it's your restaurant. I'm a critic, not a business owner."

 A human man in the back, presumably Joey, begins to bend over, hearing all the stuff. 

Sally is taking notes on this all. “Your review will be well worth it. How far do you travel, Mr. S?”

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 Helios nods, Concentrating for a moment to find whichever mortal has the highest faith in him

Greg, dwarf with a now healed leg, is currently making some soup for themselves around one of the camp fires

*If you want to, you can control this guy, rename him, or maybe her, etc. Could be your character, could be mine. I'm fine with either* 

 (I'm good for now, feel free to customize them however you'd like)

Helios flicks his hand, summoning Greg to infront of them

 *Cool*

Greg appears before the two, a bit startled being teleported. "Um... hi?" The dwarf says, not really knowing what to say

 "Hello Greg, I would like to offer you something." Helios says with a smile

 They smile back, before putting two and two together, going to bow, before remembering those who believe rise. “May I ask what that is?” They ask, Raphael giving them a thumbs up for being so polite 

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 He stares at them and chuckles "Sure.."

"Whaddya want. I got everything." He says and tilts his head. "Name your price and item."

 "Everything?" Kyes grins, "Ok then, a doorway that I can use to open a portal to another plane or realm. Perhaps the blueprints to a knife that can kill a god? Or how about a crown that can hold a ruby capable of shifting reality?"

 Atrous smirks and pulls out a cube made of colorful glass and a rolled up, very dusty blueprint. "For my price, since you did not call it, is the eyes and tongue of the emotionally closest being to you." 

 "Oh you're very good at your job. Alas, the emotionally closest person to me is dead, and I'm sure he wouldn't miss his eyes and tongue. If you still want to make this deal then let's shake on it, but if not, then perhaps we can come up with another price?" Kyes extends their hand smiling

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 "You don't need to know who I am. If I speak my name, your God will know and then I gotta split town again." He said "... There has to be something I can give up for just one.'

"I will let you know if I am ever that desperate. After all, I do not think you have much to offer."

Raphael begins to search her knowledge of all languages for something matching this guys description. Also religion: 30

 "I have trinket, doo-dads, thingamajigs, thingamabobs, teeth, organs, wings of all kinds, dried fish bones, rat bones, giant rat bones, a skull of a giant elk, a chest of treasure, a holy symbol of Iggivli, bugs, dried crackers, dried fruit, dried jerky, cats, dogs, a guinea pig, a farm pig, a police mans cap, a baseball cap, a baseball bat, three throwing knives, a hatchet made from silver, an ornate sword, a holy sword, another cat." He lists off extensively.

He knows exactly who this guy is. 

They step back, in shock and awe and fear. "You... what... is it me you want? What brings you here of all place?"

 "You. Your God. More importantly the fact this place drawers the weirdest people I've ever heard of and I have to see for myself what it's all about."

 "This place is pretty normal. It is the Lord's Rest Inn that has all the interesting people. I am sure the sentient time traveling sword would love to talk to you, or maybe the fallen angel? Huh? Those people sound real interesting."

 "Nope. You. And Helios of course. I am kinda desperate for his blood and your wings." He says and smiles.

 "Mmm... I can give you my blood, but in return, I request a favor in the future. How does that sound?"

 "Nope. His blood. Only his. I don't need yours. You are just a rubber stamp of an angel." He waved his hand and snorted. 

“My wing and his blood? Strange requests. Look, how about we move this all outside?”

 "Hm? Why?" He looks around and sighs "Ah, yes... But of course."

 Raphae walks out, dusting themselves off some more. “Look, when you come back with something worth me trading a portion of my divine gifts to you, I’ll consider it. You don’t have such things right now.”