Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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They contemplate on this
"I shall say 2 gold shall suffice, wisdom seeker."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
* after a moments hesitation he slides the 2 gold over.* alright where do I get my job?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
After providing the key, the lizardfolk seems to take a different demeaner, as a ghostly appreciation coats them. They stand up straight, they look straight at the dragon born, etc. "There is a new... congregation, calling themselves "The Many of Helios". Their guardian angel has just died, and will not come back for some time. I can assure you, they would be willing to pay for a guard in these troubled times, although I make no promise of how well."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"no fight scares me. Not with my rifle and sword" *he taps a concealed shortsword sending out a resounding ring* "If you can point me to the thieves den I can prove it"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"The theives den I do not know the location of." The ghost filled Lizardfolk says. "My descendent or host has left this place little this place these years. That, and such rushing is most uncalled for I feel, couragous warrior." They explain
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Remember your saying that to a man who has killed over 100 men who had guns with a bow and arrow
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
They do, yet do not withdrawl their statement. "Have you ever heard of the term 'mana' concerning lizardfolk, jaeger?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Oh Crap meant to put that in quotations. "No I havent, What does it mean."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"The worth of a person." They explain, directly. "They are enhanced by noble actions and dimmish by stupid actions. Mana tends not to stick to those who commit murder. To kill without purpose, those weaker than you discredits you. It ties your life story to theirs, mixing your mana and theirs. Why fight the bandits? Why murder them?" The ghost possessed Lizardfolk asks
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
" They hurt others and will continue to without punishment, If I take 100 out now I save 10,000 from suffering. It is the worst kind of triage but its the right way. The most noble have to take the worst burdens."
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"Bandits? You and I have different definitions. If you seek to be a gloryseeker, do so, but I would caution against it."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
its not for glory and I will not do it unless I see them attack someone. It is the worst sin to hunt a man, It is the greatest honor to save one.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
They nod. "I will drink to that, debater."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*and with that, good night*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*goodnight*
* he leaves the bar to go apply for a job.*
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
*Well, while i have been waiting for anyone to come online, i have successfully taken up the whole adohands kitchen first page!*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
*Morning!*
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
*I may intro a snake-oil salesman character that's actually the avatar of a hateful god and thus is actually performing miracles at a cost people don't realize is nowhere near worth taking.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*hello people, how is it going?*
Meroving/Ani is altering Reality with the Reality Stone
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Oh, honestly
You humans make me sick
You blindly sign to feed your greed
While forgetting nothing's ever free.
Hush now, hush now, keep it hush
I don't want the townsfolk making a fuss...
A wagon has arrived in town, pulled by a pair of horses with silver eyes and lead-colored spots with an iridescent sheen. The wagon is fancy but clearly doesn't belong to a noble. It looks more like a bard's coach, with the words DOCTOR MAROQUE'S MIRACLE WAGON written on the side.
As it stops, a stage appears in a puff of black smoke with a man on top, dressed in a black coat and top hat. He grins, revealing his oily black-stained teeth as he bows and whips off his hat with his white-gloved hand. "Hello, Tavernville! I am Doctor Maroque, a famed physician bringing back miracles from the mysterious country of Greyland! C'mon, step right up, don't be shy! First one here gets a free miracle! I'm sure you've all seen them before, maybe even experienced them, so you know it's more than possible! I assure you, this miracle will not disappoint!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels