Lord's Rest Inn

haberdasheries, you happy now?

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 "It would be considered blasphemy, to try and interrupt or move it. Fortunately, they do not take long."

The trueling children begin to strike at each other with swift movements. After only a minute, the truel is over.

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"It formed at that size, though the hills and mountains have shifted greatly."

 "I respect that. I just hope your children learn to respect my culture as well. We fey can be... cruel when we perceive a slight."

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"So an ancient city. Interesting. So, what brings you here?"

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 "That also does not work for me. I prefer not to get my hands dirty unless I have to, and I doubt you have the power to physically kill me, even if I were to allow it. I have an entire extra physical dimension on you. So, that aside, how about we just shake hands? If either of us back out, they have to buy the other dinner."

"She was ugly and individualistic. And powerful. All of that together makes a foe to both courts. Most hags aren't even allowed in the Feywild."

 Thirteen grins. “I can tell this will be an interesting partnership already.” He shakes Sytosc’s hand.

<Well that’s stupid. These fey courtiers sound like the worst people in the world!>

 A very professional handshake from the Great One. "I hope that didn't sound too boisterous. I just felt the need to make it clear the sort of issue we'd have were we to fight. In all honesty, if push comes to shove, I'll probably leave if I have to fight you. I'm not a coward, though. These entities... they are a threat to my work, and I cannot have that. They violate the social contract, and thus must be corrected with a firm hand and likely a sword."

"In all honesty, I hope that's the case. I don't want to meet anyone worse than they are. They even tried to kill me when I came to forgive them. They thought it was hilarious that I thought they were the ones that needed forgiveness."

“Oh no, it’s good to clarify things beforehand. If you have any questions about me, please do ask.”

<That’s horrible. Losers like that shouldn’t rule a whole plane.>

*Arson man the teifling is resting in one of the corners of the tavern playing with a fireball in his hands and sipping fantasy lemonade

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 A very professional handshake from the Great One. "I hope that didn't sound too boisterous. I just felt the need to make it clear the sort of issue we'd have were we to fight. In all honesty, if push comes to shove, I'll probably leave if I have to fight you. I'm not a coward, though. These entities... they are a threat to my work, and I cannot have that. They violate the social contract, and thus must be corrected with a firm hand and likely a sword."

"In all honesty, I hope that's the case. I don't want to meet anyone worse than they are. They even tried to kill me when I came to forgive them. They thought it was hilarious that I thought they were the ones that needed forgiveness."

“Oh no, it’s good to clarify things beforehand. If you have any questions about me, please do ask.”

<That’s horrible. Losers like that shouldn’t rule a whole plane.>

 "Hmmm... I'll let you ask any questions you want about me as well. To make it fair. So, how did it become your duty to track these creatures?"

"I can't argue with that. I usually avoid them when I can, but they keep sending spies into my Domain of Delight to steal my secrets and recipes. It's not even important to them, they just don't respect me at all. They don't even feel the need to follow the Fey Laws when dealing with me. While I admit, I am not the most lawful creature, the Fey Laws keep our society from devolving into wanton cruelty."

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*Arson man the teifling is resting in one of the corners of the tavern playing with a fireball in his hands and sipping fantasy lemonade

 

 A grey tiefling in a black cloak with antelope-like horns and a serpentine tail approaches. “Hello.”

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 "I respect that. I just hope your children learn to respect my culture as well. We fey can be... cruel when we perceive a slight."

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"So an ancient city. Interesting. So, what brings you here?"

 "So I have heard, though I will admit that I thought elves were mere stories to get children to behave."

The children surround Uncle Pastel, and begin politely asking for more candied frogs. One of them offers to pay with the eye of a giant spider hatchling.

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"I decided to take my betrothed and our adopted children on vacation. I came here to the library to get a little bit of work done."