"Just some extra-dimensional entities. They're outside of what we would call 'reality,' since their extra physical dimension presents them from entering it. There are millions of realities that work on fundamentally different systems, and we can adapt to all of them. What you see now is a fingertip. My real body is larger than every plane in every reality you've ever been to stacked on top of each other and then some. I'm larger than any mortal being has the context to understand, let alone fight. I am a small, if powerful, Great One in and of myself. We typically don't care for mortal beings, but this set of worlds has something to offer us: delicious food."
"The world doesn't have to love me back. It usually doesn't."
“Well… that’s certainly… something…” Thirteen remains quiet for a bit. “Do you know Guy Fieri?”
<Wouldn’t it be nice if it did?>
"Not personally, no."
"Yes, but that is against the world's nature, I'm afraid."
"Just some extra-dimensional entities. They're outside of what we would call 'reality,' since their extra physical dimension presents them from entering it. There are millions of realities that work on fundamentally different systems, and we can adapt to all of them. What you see now is a fingertip. My real body is larger than every plane in every reality you've ever been to stacked on top of each other and then some. I'm larger than any mortal being has the context to understand, let alone fight. I am a small, if powerful, Great One in and of myself. We typically don't care for mortal beings, but this set of worlds has something to offer us: delicious food."
"The world doesn't have to love me back. It usually doesn't."
“Well… that’s certainly… something…” Thirteen remains quiet for a bit. “Do you know Guy Fieri?”
<Wouldn’t it be nice if it did?>
"Not personally, no."
"Yes, but that is against the world's nature, I'm afraid."
“Cool. Alright, if you have any other questions, ask them. Otherwise, I recommend we reconvene tomorrow to begin attempting to find these creatures.”
<…> Pch’Ptah is silent for a bit. <Even though you’ve been through all that, you’re now a successful archfey… you’re a lot better at this than I was.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
"Why take from elves aren't they nice people? I wouldn't know never met one I haven't killed"
“There’s no such thing as every member of a certain lineage being ‘good’. It’s all a massive conspiracy!!!”
That sounds insane, I'm intrested
“INSANE?! It’s the truth!!!!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Yes, but that is against the world's nature, I'm afraid."
“Cool. Alright, if you have any other questions, ask them. Otherwise, I recommend we reconvene tomorrow to begin attempting to find these creatures.”
<…> Pch’Ptah is silent for a bit. <Even though you’ve been through all that, you’re now a successful archfey… you’re a lot better at this than I was.”
"Hmmm... what would you like for dessert?"
"Here's a little secret: I cheated. I got a head start from an ancient hag and then I used every bit of weird magic and every contract she had and used them, and now I'm one of the weakest Archfey on the plane after all that. You're doing fine, I'm sure."
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
"Why take from elves aren't they nice people? I wouldn't know never met one I haven't killed"
“There’s no such thing as every member of a certain lineage being ‘good’. It’s all a massive conspiracy!!!”
That sounds insane, I'm intrested
“INSANE?! It’s the truth!!!!”
"Of course, So do you know some elves could massacre or anyone really."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
"Yes, but that is against the world's nature, I'm afraid."
“Cool. Alright, if you have any other questions, ask them. Otherwise, I recommend we reconvene tomorrow to begin attempting to find these creatures.”
<…> Pch’Ptah is silent for a bit. <Even though you’ve been through all that, you’re now a successful archfey… you’re a lot better at this than I was.”
"Hmmm... what would you like for dessert?"
"Here's a little secret: I cheated. I got a head start from an ancient hag and then I used every bit of weird magic and every contract she had and used them, and now I'm one of the weakest Archfey on the plane after all that. You're doing fine, I'm sure."
“Dessert? We didn’t start a meal though.”
<Fine? I’m a pirate, a murderer, and a drug addict. Absolutely chipper. Quite ktz’stachu’kxch.>
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Here's a little secret: I cheated. I got a head start from an ancient hag and then I used every bit of weird magic and every contract she had and used them, and now I'm one of the weakest Archfey on the plane after all that. You're doing fine, I'm sure."
“Dessert? We didn’t start a meal though.”
<Fine? I’m a pirate, a murderer, and a drug addict. Absolutely chipper. Quite ktz’stachu’kxch.>
"For later. I'm going to make a meal for you. And I'm not backing out, in case you were wondering. There is a major difference between cooking for someone and buying a meal for someone."
"Eh, I've seen worse. Speaking of which, do you feel like selling that addiction? I could use one of those. Not for myself, obviously, but it'd be an interesting enchantment on a sword."
"It's alright. I know surface-dwellers have different cultures, and I'm sure you meant no offense."
The children have formed a mini wall of death...
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"Farvel!"
"Thank you. What are they doing over there?"
"Oh, it's a traditional dance. It's called the "wall of death". Once the song gets to a particularly climactic point, often the start of what's called the "breakdown", they'll run at and into each other."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"Oh, it's a traditional dance. It's called the "wall of death". Once the song gets to a particularly climactic point, often the start of what's called the "breakdown", they'll run at and into each other."
"Oh. How violent. I'm glad they enjoy it, though."
"Oh, it's a traditional dance. It's called the "wall of death". Once the song gets to a particularly climactic point, often the start of what's called the "breakdown", they'll run at and into each other."
"Oh. How violent. I'm glad they enjoy it, though."
"Many things are violent in Gøblenheim. We had to be, with the dark elves destroying entire villages."
The song (10th Man Down by Nightwish) reaches an intense apex (~03:20), and the two lines of children run right into each other. A couple fall, but are picked back up
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"Not personally, no."
"Yes, but that is against the world's nature, I'm afraid."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Cool. Alright, if you have any other questions, ask them. Otherwise, I recommend we reconvene tomorrow to begin attempting to find these creatures.”
<…> Pch’Ptah is silent for a bit. <Even though you’ve been through all that, you’re now a successful archfey… you’re a lot better at this than I was.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“INSANE?! It’s the truth!!!!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"My title is Hertug af Stålgryde. I may not be royalty yet, but I'm more than a consort."
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"Don't worry, I don't think they've seen dü yet."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Hmmm... what would you like for dessert?"
"Here's a little secret: I cheated. I got a head start from an ancient hag and then I used every bit of weird magic and every contract she had and used them, and now I'm one of the weakest Archfey on the plane after all that. You're doing fine, I'm sure."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I apologize. I will try to not insult you any further."
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He fades away into the afterlife regardless.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Of course, So do you know some elves could massacre or anyone really."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Dessert? We didn’t start a meal though.”
<Fine? I’m a pirate, a murderer, and a drug addict. Absolutely chipper. Quite ktz’stachu’kxch.>
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Additional characters since nobody seems interested*
Rory is prepping for his daily sermon, drawing symbols on talismans in his shrine
Prayer is exploring an old temple that he wandered into
Kylar is fighting a large creature
"For later. I'm going to make a meal for you. And I'm not backing out, in case you were wondering. There is a major difference between cooking for someone and buying a meal for someone."
"Eh, I've seen worse. Speaking of which, do you feel like selling that addiction? I could use one of those. Not for myself, obviously, but it'd be an interesting enchantment on a sword."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"It's alright. I know surface-dwellers have different cultures, and I'm sure you meant no offense."
The children have formed a mini wall of death...
------
"Farvel!"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Thank you. What are they doing over there?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh, it's a traditional dance. It's called the "wall of death". Once the song gets to a particularly climactic point, often the start of what's called the "breakdown", they'll run at and into each other."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Oh. How violent. I'm glad they enjoy it, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Arson man walks up to the bar and orders a lemonade in a large glass
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*[sigh]*
*boredom :<*
"Many things are violent in Gøblenheim. We had to be, with the dark elves destroying entire villages."
The song (10th Man Down by Nightwish) reaches an intense apex (~03:20), and the two lines of children run right into each other. A couple fall, but are picked back up
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Why are you here traveler"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*roleplay lol -^-*
*characters:*
Jack is moving boxes at the docks, the little elven girl he's traveling with sitting on a stack of boxes nearby
Io is sitting on a rooftop, carving a symbol into a wooden ball
Kylar is fighting a large wicked looking ox creature
*Which one would you prefer me to interact with? I have Sytosc (eldritch abomination food critic) and Uncle Pastel (archfey Willy Wonka)*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels