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 He turns his head from observing the surroundings to look directly at you, "Near death experiences? Whatever do you mean?"

 "I've accidentally poisoned myself more times than I can count, I've almost died to my steed at least three times for every month Ive had her, I've also blown up quite a few times from my cooking attempts so on and so forth. I could be quite the menace if I tried "

 "My word. That sounds... bothersome. How have you managed to survive all those fatal incidents? Do you have a strain of immortality in your blood or bones?"

 "Honestly I cannot tell my tale to a stranger unless I want to be run out of town. Better to be seen as a liar than a possible threat or silence experiment "

 He is silent for a moment before speaking. When he does speak it is in the tone of one musing over the word order of a phrase, "Honestly... I wish to be a liar... ironic. Anyway, I respect your decision to keep some things to yourself and I don't consider silence to be a lie. I'll be honest, I came to see whether or not you're a threat or a friend. I don't see how someone with such an impeccable fashion sense could be a threat though." He says good naturedly and taps his finger on the side of his beak mask. 

 She tilts her head "odd way to think of it.i don't dislike it though"

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 "Hm, who am I? What a difficult question to answer. If I could speak spider I would ask this little beauty the same question and I suspect she would say she's a spider." His shoulders shake slightly as he laughs, "Sorry, I have been sitting here with nothing but my thoughts and this arachnid for a long time. I call myself the Hodmedod. You can call me Hod for short. Who are you? I can't really see you well from my positioning." 

"Raphael." They say, "A traveler and a healing, as it were." They state, "If only halflings were taller, and you could see me."

 "Well good afternoon to you Raphael. At least I think it is the afternoon, I've had trouble keeping track of time." He stops talking as the spider moves slightly but speaks again when it stops, "So you're a traveler? Where have you been?

 "All over. From the Western Sea to this tavern. I even went to a God's divine domain once or twice."

 "You have traveled far. I personally wander about a lot when I'm not spider scaffolding, but I've never gone that far."

"Does the spider follow you?"

 "No, I haven't ever seen this spider before. You know, I've heard you're rarely farther than six feet away from a spider. I wonder how long their webs last?"

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*You know your weird when you fall for a fictional character.*

*Which one?*

 *Alejandro from COD MWII*

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 "Honestly I cannot tell my tale to a stranger unless I want to be run out of town. Better to be seen as a liar than a possible threat or silence experiment "

 He is silent for a moment before speaking. When he does speak it is in the tone of one musing over the word order of a phrase, "Honestly... I wish to be a liar... ironic. Anyway, I respect your decision to keep some things to yourself and I don't consider silence to be a lie. I'll be honest, I came to see whether or not you're a threat or a friend. I don't see how someone with such an impeccable fashion sense could be a threat though." He says good naturedly and taps his finger on the side of his beak mask. 

 She tilts her head "odd way to think of it.i don't dislike it though"

 "Tell me, if you can, what sort of steed do you own that almost kills you every time you ride it? That sounds --koff-- terribly inconvenient."

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*You know your weird when you fall for a fictional character.*

*Which one?*

 *Alejandro from COD MWII*

*based*

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*You know your weird when you fall for a fictional character.*

*Which one?*

 *Alejandro from COD MWII*

 *[sigh]*

*me fr, I don't blame you*