*As a floridian, our accent is 'Florida/Southern Man' or 'Random American'. And it’s surprisingly more of the second* "And would that be a world, a kingdom, a territory or a city?"
“Territory is the most accurate description. Though we affect the whole world with our actions. We are like…” he pauses to think before saying “The crazy but cool uncles of the world at our best.”
"And what world would that be?"
“It’s called earth. It is not the best of places but it isn’t exactly bad.”
"As in the elemental plane..? Or was someone seriously lazy enough that when naming their world for the rest of the multiverse they literally named it 'ground'?"
“That’s us alright. Some guy just named it after the ground and thought it was a good idea too.”
"Wow... That is... An impressively bad first impression on the multiverse. Especially to anyone who has to catalog that kind of thing. Sorting between whats referring to some random material world versus the actual plane would be the worst"
“Well at the time they thought we were the center of the universe and had the divine right to it all. I pretty sure it’s the planet where Humans came from, I don’t know.”
"Okay. Promise not to tell." Barachiel gives a wide grin.
“I promise.” He says sweetly.
"I'm a contract killer. Now tell me what you do."
Ferhis pauses. “Well, I mostly run. I used to.. do something similar. Until the bounties on me got too high.” He almost seems a little afraid.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She nods "He would be correct about that. Wait... Did he somehow think I was interested in you..?"
My ‘weird hetero man hitting on my sister’ senses went off. I suggest psychic lance. The two boyfriends thing was very very offputting.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She nods "The second then.... Alright. Start by dismissing the current one, and then start looking at your real hand"
The mage hand disappears with a poof and Roran looks down at his own hand.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*As a floridian, our accent is 'Florida/Southern Man' or 'Random American'. And it’s surprisingly more of the second* "And would that be a world, a kingdom, a territory or a city?"
“Territory is the most accurate description. Though we affect the whole world with our actions. We are like…” he pauses to think before saying “The crazy but cool uncles of the world at our best.”
"And what world would that be?"
“It’s called earth. It is not the best of places but it isn’t exactly bad.”
"As in the elemental plane..? Or was someone seriously lazy enough that when naming their world for the rest of the multiverse they literally named it 'ground'?"
“That’s us alright. Some guy just named it after the ground and thought it was a good idea too.”
"Wow... That is... An impressively bad first impression on the multiverse. Especially to anyone who has to catalog that kind of thing. Sorting between whats referring to some random material world versus the actual plane would be the worst"
“Well at the time they thought we were the center of the universe and had the divine right to it all. I pretty sure it’s the planet where Humans came from, I don’t know.”
She laughs almost uncontrollably at this "Wow... As if humans would have one origin in the multiverse and not multiple on many worlds. Besides, did they not hear themselves when they said divine right? While the material plane as a whole can be considered a 'central place' on the wheel of cosmology, the phrase divine right implies a much higher power out there. The gods wanting a single world to have a right to all the rest is just an insane concept"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
Please stop flirting with my sister and I’ll let you pet a hyena.
“But it’s in my very nature.” After a while he sighs “Fine.”
A little hyena pup falls on his head. It looks very confused but wags its tail.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She nods "He would be correct about that. Wait... Did he somehow think I was interested in you..?"
My ‘weird hetero man hitting on my sister’ senses went off. I suggest psychic lance. The two boyfriends thing was very very offputting.
(Two boyfriends?? The hells? Hes asking for more than a basic psychic lance at that point... Thats breaking into higher level scroll territory)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
She nods "The second then.... Alright. Start by dismissing the current one, and then start looking at your real hand"
The mage hand disappears with a poof and Roran looks down at his own hand.
"Now... Minor Illusion. Piece by piece make a glove around your hand. Slowly think about it fitting snugly around your fingers"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
She laughs almost uncontrollably at this "Wow... As if humans would have one origin in the multiverse and not multiple on many worlds. Besides, did they not hear themselves when they said divine right? While the material plane as a whole can be considered a 'central place' on the wheel of cosmology, the phrase divine right implies a much higher power out there. The gods wanting a single world to have a right to all the rest is just an insane concept"
He smiles and drinks down his mug “Stupid questions and all that. I could never explain to you why. I never liked that gods anyway, especially after what they did. Anyway would you like something to drink?”
"I dunno. Anything but field rations." He starts to pack up his stuff angrily. "I'll be in in a second."
“…Do you have a favorite food?” Kosa says, looking apologetic.
His eyes get a little watery, and he looks to the horizon. "Chocolate Chip pancakes, with eggs and bacon. It's so damn hard to get eggs on the field."
Kosa nods and heads inside, leaving Harrison to pack his things.
He sniffles loudly, and walks into the tavern after a few minutes with a bag.
Inside, Kosu is sitting at a table with a plate of chocolate chip pancakes, a bottle of syrup nearby. Some whipped cream was used to top them off, as well as a few strawberries. On the other plate sits some fluffy scrambled eggs with crispy bacon piled up next to it. There’s also a glass of orange juice, and a water. Kosu just has a simple salad with some sliced horseradish and some kind of cranberry sauce. “Over here.” He waves Harrison over.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
She nods "He would be correct about that. Wait... Did he somehow think I was interested in you..?"
My ‘weird hetero man hitting on my sister’ senses went off. I suggest psychic lance. The two boyfriends thing was very very offputting.
(Two boyfriends?? The hells? Hes asking for more than a basic psychic lance at that point... Thats breaking into higher level scroll territory)
That’s what I’m saying! If I was there, I’d already have pulled out the flamethrower I bought from an illegal third party.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She laughs almost uncontrollably at this "Wow... As if humans would have one origin in the multiverse and not multiple on many worlds. Besides, did they not hear themselves when they said divine right? While the material plane as a whole can be considered a 'central place' on the wheel of cosmology, the phrase divine right implies a much higher power out there. The gods wanting a single world to have a right to all the rest is just an insane concept"
He smiles and drinks down his mug “Stupid questions and all that. I could never explain to you why. I never liked that gods anyway, especially after what they did. Anyway would you like something to drink?”
"What they did...? Youre gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. A lot of different gods do a lot of different things."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
She nods "The second then.... Alright. Start by dismissing the current one, and then start looking at your real hand"
The mage hand disappears with a poof and Roran looks down at his own hand.
"Now... Minor Illusion. Piece by piece make a glove around your hand. Slowly think about it fitting snugly around your fingers"
Roran does so, the illusion of a white glove appearing around his hands.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She nods "He would be correct about that. Wait... Did he somehow think I was interested in you..?"
My ‘weird hetero man hitting on my sister’ senses went off. I suggest psychic lance. The two boyfriends thing was very very offputting.
(Two boyfriends?? The hells? Hes asking for more than a basic psychic lance at that point... Thats breaking into higher level scroll territory)
That’s what I’m saying! If I was there, I’d already have pulled out the flamethrower I bought from an illegal third party.
(Which third party? I could use a good scroll of meteor swarm)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
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“Well at the time they thought we were the center of the universe and had the divine right to it all. I pretty sure it’s the planet where Humans came from, I don’t know.”
Ferhis pauses. “Well, I mostly run. I used to.. do something similar. Until the bounties on me got too high.” He almost seems a little afraid.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“But it’s in my very nature.” After a while he sighs “Fine.”
My ‘weird hetero man hitting on my sister’ senses went off. I suggest psychic lance. The two boyfriends thing was very very offputting.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The mage hand disappears with a poof and Roran looks down at his own hand.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
She laughs almost uncontrollably at this "Wow... As if humans would have one origin in the multiverse and not multiple on many worlds. Besides, did they not hear themselves when they said divine right? While the material plane as a whole can be considered a 'central place' on the wheel of cosmology, the phrase divine right implies a much higher power out there. The gods wanting a single world to have a right to all the rest is just an insane concept"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
He sniffles loudly, and walks into the tavern after a few minutes with a bag.
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(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
A little hyena pup falls on his head. It looks very confused but wags its tail.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
(Two boyfriends?? The hells? Hes asking for more than a basic psychic lance at that point... Thats breaking into higher level scroll territory)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Now... Minor Illusion. Piece by piece make a glove around your hand. Slowly think about it fitting snugly around your fingers"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*💀*
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(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
He smiles and drinks down his mug “Stupid questions and all that. I could never explain to you why. I never liked that gods anyway, especially after what they did. Anyway would you like something to drink?”
Inside, Kosu is sitting at a table with a plate of chocolate chip pancakes, a bottle of syrup nearby. Some whipped cream was used to top them off, as well as a few strawberries. On the other plate sits some fluffy scrambled eggs with crispy bacon piled up next to it. There’s also a glass of orange juice, and a water. Kosu just has a simple salad with some sliced horseradish and some kind of cranberry sauce. “Over here.” He waves Harrison over.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I suggest Delay Blast Fireball to the face.*
"Yeah, is that why you're here?"
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
He smiles at the pup and begins to pet it, before something under his shirt glows and he winces in pain.
That’s what I’m saying! If I was there, I’d already have pulled out the flamethrower I bought from an illegal third party.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"What they did...? Youre gonna have to be a bit more specific than that. A lot of different gods do a lot of different things."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Roran does so, the illusion of a white glove appearing around his hands.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
(Which third party? I could use a good scroll of meteor swarm)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)