Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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"Easily. My technology is flesh. You know how vampires leech off of civilization, making them parasites? Well, I'm more of a symbiote. In my early days, I was much like you. However, now I've evolved, and evolved much more than you ever will. I have evolved not only to be as strong as possible, but to wield the strongest weapons possible. I could kill your entire species off. Let's say you and me duel. No weapons, no armor. My claws would shred your hide as easily as a Tarrasque's could."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Kotar bows at his feet. 'If you are what you say you are, then the world should be at your feet. You are the apex predator beyond all others'
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'Ya ok? Ya look tired'
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'Your boyfriend's what? Do you need help? I know it sounds crazy, but I'm technically a cleric so I might be of use'
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He laughs uproariously, then grins wide. "Fah, I have all I need. Look, if might makes right, I'm always right, and that's boring as watching meat rot. Society is complicated and cruel, like Mother Nature Herself, and when I've surpassed anything She has created thus far... well, I need a challenge. I need a cruel and hateful world to dominate, and society has not yet bowed."
He giggles and continues grinding the meat. "But that's a minor detail. Do you have a favorite meat, luddite?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Meat is meat. But preferably big game. And what, do you hope that society will bow?'
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'Anything else I could do for you?'
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He offers another tarrasque sausage. "Not really. I want them to struggle for as long as possible, and I'll help them up every time. See, when a big monster rampages, people pay me to clean up. I give generous donations to everyone who lost things to the monster, and then get it right back when they need to buy my products. I make a profit each time, and develop tons of brand loyalty."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Interesting. Very unnatural, but it does work'
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'Can't say I do. I'm a basic level healer, not a surgeon or whatever'
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"Nature is an old philosophy. Heck, philosophy is an old philosophy. Status, power, sex... they're what matter these days. Ironically, that leads us back to nature, doesn't it? All this madness and cruelty in the world, but we keep ending up back at our base desires."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Well, I wouldn't wanna go there anyway. Not my area of expertise, and certainly not my business'
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'He's cute. Found him in the trash, thought he'd make a good friend. He's certainly friend shaped, isn't he?' Flint gives the raccoon a belly rub, which it seems to like
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'Exactly. Those are the true aims of it all, and those who deny that are lost indeed'
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