'Aww, ya like him? I think she likes ya, lil buddy!' Flint lifts the raccoon up for her to stroke. 'He doesn't bite, and he's not rabid. Maybe I could integrate him with my other animal companions? The others are mainly rats, but hey, what's the difference. If it's cute, smart, tough, and is considered vermin, then it's welcome in my pack'
Her eyes widen as she pets him
"I'll give you 30 gold pieces for him"
*Oh no, looks like Damian is going to have to kill Flint./ jokes.*
*why?*
*Joking about his unwillingness to share the affection of others.*
'I got no need for gold, I'm richer than I look. And I don't sell friends. But ya more than welcome to share him, if ya want? I'm sure he'd like that, he's took a shine to ya already. Ya got any ideas for a name?'
"Okay... fine... Uhm.. Gizmo?"
'Yeah, he does kinda look like a Gizmo, don't ya lil guy? He could eat the kitchen scraps, reduce the amount of waste. '
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Damian begins to prepare the omelet, cracking the eggs and stirring them in the bowl he has, before beginning to dice the vegetables “Well it is, I only use it occasionally, although all the fruits and vegetables I use I gardened myself.” *I don’t know how to cook an omelet so it just happens.*
The Meat King is talking to some workers as they set up a giant net made of adamantine and mithral polymer mesh. "Now, this needs to actually deflect the kaiju, not just catch it. Imagine having to carve it up while above the city. Paperwork! Zoning permits! Ew!"
The Meat King is talking to some workers as they set up a giant net made of adamantine and mithral polymer mesh. "Now, this needs to actually deflect the kaiju, not just catch it. Imagine having to carve it up while above the city. Paperwork! Zoning permits! Ew!"
'Wait, there's gonna be a kaiju?' a half-elf shouts through the window of the tavern, having overheard the conversation
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The Meat King is talking to some workers as they set up a giant net made of adamantine and mithral polymer mesh. "Now, this needs to actually deflect the kaiju, not just catch it. Imagine having to carve it up while above the city. Paperwork! Zoning permits! Ew!"
'Wait, there's gonna be a kaiju?' a half-elf shouts through the window of the tavern, having overheard the conversation
"Oh yeah!" The Meat King shouts. "But don't worry, this is just a precaution. Kaiju are a lot easier to predict than other natural disasters, but if they turn and get too close to the town, we want to make sure as much as possible stays intact when it falls!"
Damian begins to prepare the omelet, cracking the eggs and stirring them in the bowl he has, before beginning to dice the vegetables “Well it is, I only use it occasionally, although all the fruits and vegetables I use I gardened myself.” *I don’t know how to cook an omelet so it just happens.*
Saphuno watches as he cooks, sitting down in a chair she found. Something grabs a hold of her as she watches him, and all she can do is smile. "So, we gotta wait until our honeymoon, huh? You're no fun!"
He almost makes a mistake in his making her omelet, before a wide smirk takes over his face “Oh you want to know sooner? Looks like someone is less mild mannered than I thought. That’s my fault I suppose.” He continues working.
*I love how kaiju are classified as natural disasters*
"Potentially, but we're doing what we can. We may call for an evacuation if necessary, but these nets are just a precaution. They're also just good to have as a Just-In-Case!"
*I mean, what else would they be? Animal Control can't deal with everything. That's why we have Waffle House.*
Damian begins to prepare the omelet, cracking the eggs and stirring them in the bowl he has, before beginning to dice the vegetables “Well it is, I only use it occasionally, although all the fruits and vegetables I use I gardened myself.” *I don’t know how to cook an omelet so it just happens.*
Saphuno watches as he cooks, sitting down in a chair she found. Something grabs a hold of her as she watches him, and all she can do is smile. "So, we gotta wait until our honeymoon, huh? You're no fun!"
He almost makes a mistake in his making her omelet, before a wide smirk takes over his face “Oh you want to know sooner? Looks like someone is less mild mannered than I thought. That’s my fault I suppose.” He continues working.
"You need to learn your species more, I may be a lady, but I'm also a very pretty bunny!" She rests her chin in her paws, her fluffball tail thrashing silently behind her, whining mockingly "Your heat is too high"
He continues working, his hands moving expertly “I know what I’m doing, I’ve done this before, quite often in fact.” He then turns the heat down a bit and continues “Also did you call me a time bomb?”
Damian begins to prepare the omelet, cracking the eggs and stirring them in the bowl he has, before beginning to dice the vegetables “Well it is, I only use it occasionally, although all the fruits and vegetables I use I gardened myself.” *I don’t know how to cook an omelet so it just happens.*
Saphuno watches as he cooks, sitting down in a chair she found. Something grabs a hold of her as she watches him, and all she can do is smile. "So, we gotta wait until our honeymoon, huh? You're no fun!"
He almost makes a mistake in his making her omelet, before a wide smirk takes over his face “Oh you want to know sooner? Looks like someone is less mild mannered than I thought. That’s my fault I suppose.” He continues working.
"You need to learn your species more, I may be a lady, but I'm also a very pretty bunny!" She rests her chin in her paws, her fluffball tail thrashing silently behind her, whining mockingly "Your heat is too high"
He continues working, his hands moving expertly “I know what I’m doing, I’ve done this before, quite often in fact.” He then turns the heat down a bit and continues “Also did you call me a time bomb?”
"You just now realized that?" She says, covering her muzzle with her paw as she quietly giggles "Yeah, I did, why?~"
“I wouldn’t say I’m a time bomb. It isn’t a very flattering name is it?” He soon finishes the omelet, placing it on a plate and putting it next to her, leaving it to cool.
Damian begins to prepare the omelet, cracking the eggs and stirring them in the bowl he has, before beginning to dice the vegetables “Well it is, I only use it occasionally, although all the fruits and vegetables I use I gardened myself.” *I don’t know how to cook an omelet so it just happens.*
Saphuno watches as he cooks, sitting down in a chair she found. Something grabs a hold of her as she watches him, and all she can do is smile. "So, we gotta wait until our honeymoon, huh? You're no fun!"
He almost makes a mistake in his making her omelet, before a wide smirk takes over his face “Oh you want to know sooner? Looks like someone is less mild mannered than I thought. That’s my fault I suppose.” He continues working.
"You need to learn your species more, I may be a lady, but I'm also a very pretty bunny!" She rests her chin in her paws, her fluffball tail thrashing silently behind her, whining mockingly "Your heat is too high"
He continues working, his hands moving expertly “I know what I’m doing, I’ve done this before, quite often in fact.” He then turns the heat down a bit and continues “Also did you call me a time bomb?”
"You just now realized that?" She says, covering her muzzle with her paw as she quietly giggles "Yeah, I did, why?~"
“I wouldn’t say I’m a time bomb. It isn’t a very flattering name is it?” He soon finishes the omelet, placing it on a plate and putting it next to her, leaving it to cool.
"Why, you upset you could go off at any moment?~" She doesn't realize the double meaning until a few seconds, after which she blushes furiously, covering her face with her paws and hanging her head.
“You said it, we heard it, and trust me, it isn’t true.” He sits down next to her, giving her a wink and blowing her a kiss “I’m confident for a reason after all.” He then pulls out a notebook and begins to write down something.
*Joking about his unwillingness to share the affection of others.*
'Yeah, he does kinda look like a Gizmo, don't ya lil guy? He could eat the kitchen scraps, reduce the amount of waste. '
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Cut for Salem.*
Damian begins to prepare the omelet, cracking the eggs and stirring them in the bowl he has, before beginning to dice the vegetables “Well it is, I only use it occasionally, although all the fruits and vegetables I use I gardened myself.” *I don’t know how to cook an omelet so it just happens.*
The Meat King is talking to some workers as they set up a giant net made of adamantine and mithral polymer mesh. "Now, this needs to actually deflect the kaiju, not just catch it. Imagine having to carve it up while above the city. Paperwork! Zoning permits! Ew!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Wait, there's gonna be a kaiju?' a half-elf shouts through the window of the tavern, having overheard the conversation
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Oh yeah!" The Meat King shouts. "But don't worry, this is just a precaution. Kaiju are a lot easier to predict than other natural disasters, but if they turn and get too close to the town, we want to make sure as much as possible stays intact when it falls!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Are we in danger?'
*I love how kaiju are classified as natural disasters*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
He almost makes a mistake in his making her omelet, before a wide smirk takes over his face “Oh you want to know sooner? Looks like someone is less mild mannered than I thought. That’s my fault I suppose.” He continues working.
"Potentially, but we're doing what we can. We may call for an evacuation if necessary, but these nets are just a precaution. They're also just good to have as a Just-In-Case!"
*I mean, what else would they be? Animal Control can't deal with everything. That's why we have Waffle House.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He continues working, his hands moving expertly “I know what I’m doing, I’ve done this before, quite often in fact.” He then turns the heat down a bit and continues “Also did you call me a time bomb?”
“I wouldn’t say I’m a time bomb. It isn’t a very flattering name is it?” He soon finishes the omelet, placing it on a plate and putting it next to her, leaving it to cool.
“You said it, we heard it, and trust me, it isn’t true.” He sits down next to her, giving her a wink and blowing her a kiss “I’m confident for a reason after all.” He then pulls out a notebook and begins to write down something.