"I'm a chef. And a priest. I belong to the, and I know you told me to stop saying it, but Gourmet Faith. We shape and nurture the vital energy in all creatures wherever we can."
"2,000 gold says it's yours. Five finger discount says that it's actually an illusion and you'll never see me again."
“What I meant to ask was, where is it that you work?”
He laughs softly. “Wealth is no object to me.” A neat stack of 200 perfectly-aligned platinum pieces materializes in his palm, which he holds out to Cathan.
"Oh, I work at the Lord's Rest. And the Red Plate."
Cathan takes it and hands over the bag. "Have fun. And if anyone asks, I made it and that was intended to be a single dose. It may be able to make an entire herd of elephants keel over from pain, but it's still just one dose."
“…so which one do I take you to?”
“Awesome!” Riotan takes the bag eagerly, opening it with great care. Then, without preamble or hesitation, he throws the whole bag at Cathan’s face.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Oh, I work at the Lord's Rest. And the Red Plate."
Cathan takes it and hands over the bag. "Have fun. And if anyone asks, I made it and that was intended to be a single dose. It may be able to make an entire herd of elephants keel over from pain, but it's still just one dose."
“…so which one do I take you to?”
“Awesome!” Riotan takes the bag eagerly, opening it with great care. Then, without preamble or hesitation, he throws the whole bag at Cathan’s face.
"I think the tavern. It has rooms where I can sleep this off."
It falls through Cathan. "Oh, too bad!" It was an illusion, but he was clearly there to hand him the powder in the first place. A stiff breeze blows the powder cloud back at Riotan. "You spilled it all over yourself! It would be a shame if-" Riotan can hear the voice fading as he is plunged into his own personal hell. He takes 100 psychic damage and 100 poison, and counts as Blinded, Deafened, Poisoned, and Frightened of everything as he hallucinates everything he's ever feared coming back to haunt him as his flesh begins to rend itself apart in a futile attempt to remove the toxin. No need to list immunities or resistances, I'm just assuming half of that is meaningless.
"Ah. The ranger's guild must be glad to have a fighter like you." *this guy incorporates some creature lore I wrote a while ago and still use*
*That's pretty cool.*
"They barely acknowledge my membership. I think it's better they leave me alone anyway."
"Well, you look like you're worth noticing."
He cleans off all the blood "I'm not sure that's a compliment."
"I meant it as one. One ranger to another"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A young girl with coppery skin and a thick, fluffy mane of auburn hair poorly half-tucked into a wool cap is playing outside. She wears large puffy gloves and shoes.
*dis bean is opn*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Oh, I work at the Lord's Rest. And the Red Plate."
Cathan takes it and hands over the bag. "Have fun. And if anyone asks, I made it and that was intended to be a single dose. It may be able to make an entire herd of elephants keel over from pain, but it's still just one dose."
“…so which one do I take you to?”
“Awesome!” Riotan takes the bag eagerly, opening it with great care. Then, without preamble or hesitation, he throws the whole bag at Cathan’s face.
"I think the tavern. It has rooms where I can sleep this off."
It falls through Cathan. "Oh, too bad!" It was an illusion, but he was clearly there to hand him the powder in the first place. A stiff breeze blows the powder cloud back at Riotan. "You spilled it all over yourself! It would be a shame if-" Riotan can hear the voice fading as he is plunged into his own personal hell. He takes 100 psychic damage and 100 poison, and counts as Blinded, Deafened, Poisoned, and Frightened of everything as he hallucinates everything he's ever feared coming back to haunt him as his flesh begins to rend itself apart in a futile attempt to remove the toxin. No need to list immunities or resistances, I'm just assuming half of that is meaningless.
“Okay.” She escorts him to the inn, helping him not trip over roots and stuff.
Riotan merely slumps backward, his legs still crossed. His pupils seemingly explode into random assortments of black dots. “G-guess I deserved that…” He gasps, laughing manically. “I’ll keep that in mind! Oh… this is sublime… shame I can’t taste it properly.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“…so which one do I take you to?”
“Awesome!” Riotan takes the bag eagerly, opening it with great care. Then, without preamble or hesitation, he throws the whole bag at Cathan’s face.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Awesome! So say I had underdark mushrooms, you could prepare them so I could eat them?"
Hi! I'm violet, the ultimate silly snake!
He cleans off all the blood "I'm not sure that's a compliment."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I think the tavern. It has rooms where I can sleep this off."
It falls through Cathan. "Oh, too bad!" It was an illusion, but he was clearly there to hand him the powder in the first place. A stiff breeze blows the powder cloud back at Riotan. "You spilled it all over yourself! It would be a shame if-" Riotan can hear the voice fading as he is plunged into his own personal hell. He takes 100 psychic damage and 100 poison, and counts as Blinded, Deafened, Poisoned, and Frightened of everything as he hallucinates everything he's ever feared coming back to haunt him as his flesh begins to rend itself apart in a futile attempt to remove the toxin. No need to list immunities or resistances, I'm just assuming half of that is meaningless.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Anybody else want to rp?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I made a full-course meal from purely underdark fungus once. Gas Spore was my favorite to work with."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I meant it as one. One ranger to another"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*Terrifier 1 & 2 is a comedy mixed with horror, I refuse to believe anything else at this point.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*dis bean is opn*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
(I just read One Piece Volume 24...
I WANNA MAKE TONY TONY CHOPPER A DND CHARACTER AAAA-)
The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
(online Monday-Friday from 8:00 to 3:00) (Most of the time.)
First ACTUAL RP character as a SHEET!!! He's a foxfolk.
Hewwo! ^w^ You wanna see a surprise? :3
"Thank you I suppose." He reaches out a hand "Goblin Slayer, you are?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Okay.” She escorts him to the inn, helping him not trip over roots and stuff.
Riotan merely slumps backward, his legs still crossed. His pupils seemingly explode into random assortments of black dots. “G-guess I deserved that…” He gasps, laughing manically. “I’ll keep that in mind! Oh… this is sublime… shame I can’t taste it properly.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Fun fact, the Button's Best thread has practically become One Piece, although Noi has already made Chopper.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
(Unfortunate.)
The one who wants to hug quite literally everyone, for no reason whatsoever. Get him to an Asylum.
Just some guy who likes memes and DND!
Some may know me as a particularly goofy vermin if you play a Sonic game where you commit blasts of robo...2...
(online Monday-Friday from 8:00 to 3:00) (Most of the time.)
First ACTUAL RP character as a SHEET!!! He's a foxfolk.
Hewwo! ^w^ You wanna see a surprise? :3
*[SCREECHES INTO THE VOID]*
*I feel like die.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Please do no*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*W h h h h y. Is eepy and ad.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Because I love you. I want to keep you for as long as possible.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*ecjelbckebrejlbcehbdcyuvrhejcwbjkd cbj wdcvgeuc [Bites your shoulder] wuv you to.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*[Big hug] Remember, God made you special and he loves you very much.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels