Okay, so he's stunned, meaning he does none of that, Shen has 79hp. Shen chuckles and makes another few attacks. To hit:252822301913 Damage:13137131210
(uh shit welp he is in bloodlust mode now buddy) 26 and if he snaps out of being stunned he regens 6 and rushes him with predatory strikes and will use brand of castigation to hit: 252216 damage: 131421
*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:29192528 Damage:81388
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Okay, so he's stunned, meaning he does none of that, Shen has 79hp. Shen chuckles and makes another few attacks. To hit:252822301913 Damage:13137131210
(uh shit welp he is in bloodlust mode now buddy) 26 and if he snaps out of being stunned he regens 6 and rushes him with predatory strikes and will use brand of castigation to hit: 252216 damage: 131421
*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:26181214 Damage:91379
aesir dodges the last two and says "you win I underestimated you shen your a much better fighter than I thought you were"
Radio Frequency: n/a Meal: one medium quail egg (fried for 13 seconds, sunny-side up, runny yolk, heated with a nitroglycerin stove, must not be touched by the smoke) Sleep: 6:00PM-12:00PM Components: Three children of ages 7-16 weighing at exactly 243lbs in total from differing social castes in different societies (they must not be equivelant to each other), 4 grams adamant-silver- black dragon scale alloy (see fig. 9 for chemical composition).
Instructions: Mix components thouroughly via-
...
Oh dear...
"Alright, the sleep schedule seems simple enough... oddly specific about the quail egg, but okay... now, Components: Three... children..." She continues to read the rest in silent terror, and the dawning realization of just how gruesome this process would be. The hiss of radio static becomes audible again, fading back in from the silence. After what feels like ages, she speaks again to no one but herself.
"Okay, it doesn't say they have to be living. They probably don't have to be living. I can just... I can just take corpses, surely. That's a lot less morally dubious, right? Right? Yeah, it's all fine. Just visit a few morgues. It'll all be fine." She seems visibly distressed, and continues to try (and fail) to calm herself down through repeating these words.
*Sorry for the delay, I have to let someone else use the computer*
She hears mechanical laughter fromt the radio. The Man Under the Hotel. "What's wrong? Can't stomach it? I thought you had nothing left to lose. Are you telling me that you wouldn't destroy three measly children in order to get your precious body? How adorable. You're trying to do the impossible. As many a utopist can attest, there is no good without evil. You're going to have to make some sacrifices if you want perfection, girl. Now are you gonna play ball or not?"
Okay, so he's stunned, meaning he does none of that, Shen has 79hp. Shen chuckles and makes another few attacks. To hit:252822301913 Damage:13137131210
(uh shit welp he is in bloodlust mode now buddy) 26 and if he snaps out of being stunned he regens 6 and rushes him with predatory strikes and will use brand of castigation to hit: 252216 damage: 131421
*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:26181214 Damage:91379
aesir dodges the last two and says "you win I underestimated you shen your a much better fighter than I thought you were"
He smiles, putting his hands behind him once more, clasping them together "Happy to hear that, You put up a good fight, I respect it."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Okay, so he's stunned, meaning he does none of that, Shen has 79hp. Shen chuckles and makes another few attacks. To hit:252822301913 Damage:13137131210
(uh shit welp he is in bloodlust mode now buddy) 26 and if he snaps out of being stunned he regens 6 and rushes him with predatory strikes and will use brand of castigation to hit: 252216 damage: 131421
*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:26181214 Damage:91379
aesir dodges the last two and says "you win I underestimated you shen your a much better fighter than I thought you were"
He smiles, putting his hands behind him once more, clasping them together "Happy to hear that, You put up a good fight, I respect it."
Aesir transforms back to normal form and starts bandaging his wounds "so where do you hail from shen your clearly not any untrained bumpkin from the country side"
Okay, so he's stunned, meaning he does none of that, Shen has 79hp. Shen chuckles and makes another few attacks. To hit:252822301913 Damage:13137131210
(uh shit welp he is in bloodlust mode now buddy) 26 and if he snaps out of being stunned he regens 6 and rushes him with predatory strikes and will use brand of castigation to hit: 252216 damage: 131421
*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:26181214 Damage:91379
aesir dodges the last two and says "you win I underestimated you shen your a much better fighter than I thought you were"
He smiles, putting his hands behind him once more, clasping them together "Happy to hear that, You put up a good fight, I respect it."
Aesir transforms back to normal form and starts bandaging his wounds "so where do you hail from shen your clearly not any untrained bumpkin from the country side"
He chuckles, placing bandages on his own "That's closer than you would expect actually, I mainly trained myself." He taps the staff, shrinking to become handheld "My line of work always helps my training."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Okay, so he's stunned, meaning he does none of that, Shen has 79hp. Shen chuckles and makes another few attacks. To hit:252822301913 Damage:13137131210
(uh shit welp he is in bloodlust mode now buddy) 26 and if he snaps out of being stunned he regens 6 and rushes him with predatory strikes and will use brand of castigation to hit: 252216 damage: 131421
*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:26181214 Damage:91379
aesir dodges the last two and says "you win I underestimated you shen your a much better fighter than I thought you were"
He smiles, putting his hands behind him once more, clasping them together "Happy to hear that, You put up a good fight, I respect it."
Aesir transforms back to normal form and starts bandaging his wounds "so where do you hail from shen your clearly not any untrained bumpkin from the country side"
He chuckles, placing bandages on his own "That's closer than you would expect actually, I mainly trained myself." He taps the staff, shrinking to become handheld "My line of work always helps my training."
Aesir chuckles and says "impressive your a talent that's seen once in 200 years"
Radio Frequency: n/a Meal: one medium quail egg (fried for 13 seconds, sunny-side up, runny yolk, heated with a nitroglycerin stove, must not be touched by the smoke) Sleep: 6:00PM-12:00PM Components: Three children of ages 7-16 weighing at exactly 243lbs in total from differing social castes in different societies (they must not be equivelant to each other), 4 grams adamant-silver- black dragon scale alloy (see fig. 9 for chemical composition).
Instructions: Mix components thouroughly via-
...
Oh dear...
"Alright, the sleep schedule seems simple enough... oddly specific about the quail egg, but okay... now, Components: Three... children..." She continues to read the rest in silent terror, and the dawning realization of just how gruesome this process would be. The hiss of radio static becomes audible again, fading back in from the silence. After what feels like ages, she speaks again to no one but herself.
"Okay, it doesn't say they have to be living. They probably don't have to be living. I can just... I can just take corpses, surely. That's a lot less morally dubious, right? Right? Yeah, it's all fine. Just visit a few morgues. It'll all be fine." She seems visibly distressed, and continues to try (and fail) to calm herself down through repeating these words.
*Sorry for the delay, I have to let someone else use the computer*
She hears mechanical laughter from the radio. The Man Under the Hotel. "What's wrong? Can't stomach it? I thought you had nothing left to lose. Are you telling me that you wouldn't destroy three measly children in order to get your precious body? How adorable. You're trying to do the impossible. As many a utopist can attest, there is no good without evil. You're going to have to make some sacrifices if you want perfection, girl. Now are you gonna play ball or not?"
*It's all good. Sorry about the delay on my end as well.*
She is silent for a while, internally reflecting on his words. If she still had tear ducts, she'd probably be sobbing at the prospect of such a task. Though, after a minute, she manages to muster up a response.
"...Fine. I'll play by your rules. Now, where can I find what I need?"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
*Sorry for the delay, I have to let someone else use the computer*
She hears mechanical laughter from the radio. The Man Under the Hotel. "What's wrong? Can't stomach it? I thought you had nothing left to lose. Are you telling me that you wouldn't destroy three measly children in order to get your precious body? How adorable. You're trying to do the impossible. As many a utopist can attest, there is no good without evil. You're going to have to make some sacrifices if you want perfection, girl. Now are you gonna play ball or not?"
*It's all good. Sorry about the delay on my end as well.*
She is silent for a while, internally reflecting on his words. If she still had tear ducts, she'd probably be sobbing at the prospect of such a task. Though, after a minute, she manages to muster up a response.
"...Fine. I'll play by your rules. Now, where can I find what I need?"
"Heh. You're really going throught with this? How rotten must you be? Heheheheh... This tavern is at the crossroads to three wildly different countries. That is where you will find the kids. Most of them have families, though, so keep that in mind when you go child-napping."
She can tell he's hiding something from her. It must be truly awful for him not to taunt her with it right now.
*Sorry for the delay, I have to let someone else use the computer*
She hears mechanical laughter from the radio. The Man Under the Hotel. "What's wrong? Can't stomach it? I thought you had nothing left to lose. Are you telling me that you wouldn't destroy three measly children in order to get your precious body? How adorable. You're trying to do the impossible. As many a utopist can attest, there is no good without evil. You're going to have to make some sacrifices if you want perfection, girl. Now are you gonna play ball or not?"
*It's all good. Sorry about the delay on my end as well.*
She is silent for a while, internally reflecting on his words. If she still had tear ducts, she'd probably be sobbing at the prospect of such a task. Though, after a minute, she manages to muster up a response.
"...Fine. I'll play by your rules. Now, where can I find what I need?"
"Heh. You're really going throught with this? How rotten must you be? Heheheheh... This tavern is at the crossroads to three wildly different countries. That is where you will find the kids. Most of them have families, though, so keep that in mind when you go child-napping."
She can tell he's hiding something from her. It must be truly awful for him not to taunt her with it right now.
"...What's the catch? I can tell you're hiding something. Might as well let me know so we're on the same page."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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*That's fun, hope it makes a difference.* He dodges past all the attacks, the first almost hitting him as he dodges past. He makes four strikes once more, a smile on his face, enjoying the fight. To hit:29 19 25 28 Damage:8 13 8 8
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
aesir dodges the last two and says "you win I underestimated you shen your a much better fighter than I thought you were"
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(#I am an idiot and should have activated blood curse of the marked and brand of castigation as soon as possible lol)
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*Sorry for the delay, I have to let someone else use the computer*
She hears mechanical laughter fromt the radio. The Man Under the Hotel. "What's wrong? Can't stomach it? I thought you had nothing left to lose. Are you telling me that you wouldn't destroy three measly children in order to get your precious body? How adorable. You're trying to do the impossible. As many a utopist can attest, there is no good without evil. You're going to have to make some sacrifices if you want perfection, girl. Now are you gonna play ball or not?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He smiles, putting his hands behind him once more, clasping them together "Happy to hear that, You put up a good fight, I respect it."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Aesir transforms back to normal form and starts bandaging his wounds "so where do you hail from shen your clearly not any untrained bumpkin from the country side"
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He chuckles, placing bandages on his own "That's closer than you would expect actually, I mainly trained myself." He taps the staff, shrinking to become handheld "My line of work always helps my training."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Aesir chuckles and says "impressive your a talent that's seen once in 200 years"
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(did you base shen after sun wukong?)
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*He is an inspiration for the character, that much is true.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He smiles "Thanks, I wasn't sure how good I was, you aren't too bad yourself." He takes a deep breath, and he stops bleeding.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Aesir frowns and says "i'm long past my prime such a shame oh well"
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"Long past your prime and you still were able to do that well, I'm impressed."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*It's all good. Sorry about the delay on my end as well.*
She is silent for a while, internally reflecting on his words. If she still had tear ducts, she'd probably be sobbing at the prospect of such a task. Though, after a minute, she manages to muster up a response.
"...Fine. I'll play by your rules. Now, where can I find what I need?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Aesir scoffed and said "i'd be a sorry excuse for a royal guard if I can't defend myself even if I'm a retired vetran"
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(good afternoon)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
(good afternoon
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"Heh. You're really going throught with this? How rotten must you be? Heheheheh... This tavern is at the crossroads to three wildly different countries. That is where you will find the kids. Most of them have families, though, so keep that in mind when you go child-napping."
She can tell he's hiding something from her. It must be truly awful for him not to taunt her with it right now.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I wouldn't say that, but there's no good arguing about it. How about I buy you a drink?" He begins heading towards the tavern.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"...What's the catch? I can tell you're hiding something. Might as well let me know so we're on the same page."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)