*[Old internet dialup noises] Good morning, everyone!*
*Hey! I'm working on a dragon character for my campaign at my coDM's suggestion. Basically we take turns running while the other person plays, and my coDM has been finding really cool modules that he wants to run so he hasn't gotten to play in a while. What makes it even worse is that Felix is utterly broken with the amount of passive durability he grants to the entire high-damage party, essentially making it so that we might as well be like 5 levels higher.*
*But I think I already told you about all that. The dragon thing is new, though, and I'm excited.*
*That sounds cool! I'm glad you've found another character concept that makes you excited to play it!*
*Right now my idea is that:*
*1: they are not a true dragon. The class/race combo that my coDM suggested makes this clear. They were originally a mortal man, but were transformed into a dragon because*
*2: they were basically an early industrial-era baker. This means they were essentially bricked in and forced to work most of the day and night in a cramped bakehouse with no windows or ventilation to filter out the smog and flour adulterants. Their lungs were filled with coal, chalk, lye, and sawdust every day, but that wasn't enough. Their bosses needed a cheap and reliable way to keep the fires going.*
*So essentially Themberchaud with a tragic backstory.*
*Ooh, that sounds like a terrifically tragic tale! I imagine they aren't too happy with their dragon powers, given their origin?*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*1: they are not a true dragon. The class/race combo that my coDM suggested makes this clear. They were originally a mortal man, but were transformed into a dragon because*
*2: they were basically an early industrial-era baker. This means they were essentially bricked in and forced to work most of the day and night in a cramped bakehouse with no windows or ventilation to filter out the smog and flour adulterants. Their lungs were filled with coal, chalk, lye, and sawdust every day, but that wasn't enough. Their bosses needed a cheap and reliable way to keep the fires going.*
*So essentially Themberchaud with a tragic backstory.*
*Ooh, that sounds like a terrifically tragic tale! I imagine they aren't too happy with their dragon powers, given their origin?*
*I didn't really think about it, but that would be really interesting! They're also a Divine Soul Sorcerer and a Paladin with a homebrew subclass, the Oath of Castigation. Essentially, he is armed with the divine right to perform the freaking inquisition on a whim using their holy flames. Of course, I want them to be a paragon-style hero, so odds are they're going to be more OSHA than PETA when it comes to their methods.*
*i have Blork and Longtooth for fighting. thinking about working on a Harry Potty type of character. do you want the immortal one or the impossible to hit one that takes forever to attack?*
*i have Blork and Longtooth for fighting. thinking about working on a Harry Potty type of character. do you want the immortal one or the impossible to hit one that takes forever to attack?*
*I don’t think I want to fight any of them, for obvious reasons. I’d rp though.*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*that sounds cool*
*i gave up on my Harry Potter idea. it is too complicated*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*fun. I like dangerous things with a big reputation and they’re just animal.*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*that sounds cool*
*i gave up on my Harry Potter idea. it is too complicated*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*fun. I like dangerous things with a big reputation and they’re just animal.*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*that sounds cool*
*i gave up on my Harry Potter idea. it is too complicated*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*fun. I like dangerous things with a big reputation and they’re just animal.*
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
*Ooh, that sounds like a terrifically tragic tale! I imagine they aren't too happy with their dragon powers, given their origin?*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*I didn't really think about it, but that would be really interesting! They're also a Divine Soul Sorcerer and a Paladin with a homebrew subclass, the Oath of Castigation. Essentially, he is armed with the divine right to perform the freaking inquisition on a whim using their holy flames. Of course, I want them to be a paragon-style hero, so odds are they're going to be more OSHA than PETA when it comes to their methods.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He smiles only wider, beginning to shuffle from foot to foot “Wow, you haven’t even touched me yet and I feel like I’ve made a terrible mistake, fun.”
He quickly walks outside, throwing up some kind of small straw doll from his pouch which grows to human size.
*Hey everyone, I’m here now.*
*i have Blork and Longtooth for fighting. thinking about working on a Harry Potty type of character. do you want the immortal one or the impossible to hit one that takes forever to attack?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*I don’t think I want to fight any of them, for obvious reasons. I’d rp though.*
*I is eepy.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*hi Wedigo. want to battle?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Hewwo Wendi.*
*so am me*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*I got an idea but it's kinda hard to put into words.
A weapons factory owner who nobody has ever seen in person, but they are known for dozens of weapons that have changed the tides of wars and that have taken more kills than any of weapons but the weapons nowadays are very rare and the factory is empty and cold but the owner still lives there.
But the owner is literally just a puffball of a chinchilla.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Cerberus is talking to an aspect of Frella, his grandmother, who seems to be searching for Sylvan, her cleric.
Sylvan is drinking tea with a middle aged Tabaxi ghost who looks quite like him.
Ternikus is looking at a bounty board after losing all his money to an illegal bet.
(I don’t know if this is just me, but I feel like vampirism like amplifies a persons negative qualities.)
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*that sounds cool*
*i gave up on my Harry Potter idea. it is too complicated*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*fun. I like dangerous things with a big reputation and they’re just animal.*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*They fit in one hand and carry an AK.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*You had me at weapon factory. I like it.*
*maniacal high pitch laugh*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*Just tiny little creature carrying a gun.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*does anybody want to rp or are we just talking right now?*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*I'll be back in a bit, I'm gonna get a bite to eat and pick up my new laptop.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘