"Cool! This won't hurt a bit, assuming the wounds were cleaned properly." He takes her claw and says a prayer. She regains 19 HP, and Felix begins taking out hot meals from his cooler. Stone cheese (rich in minerals due to its unique fermentation method) with primordial fruit slices, roast roc, deep-fried kraken bits, all sorts of goodies. "These will make you stronger for a while."
They sigh and shake their head. "You may have made a mistake, but I'm sure it was an honest one. There's a way out of this, but I don't know what it is."
The worst of her wounds close from the healing magic, her bronze armor knitting itself back together as well as though it too was a part of her body. Traitor's glowing light 'eyes' gradually widen as more and more things are produced from the cooler. "W- Wow, thank you so much! I don't think I have the appetite eat all of this, though. Still, many thanks." She takes the offered cheese, fruit slices, and kraken, and that is all.
After a second of silence, she suddenly looks up. "Wait... Wait! I don't think I ever agreed to the price! They just said 'deal' and acted like that was that!"
"Just eat what you can, please. I don't want you to get sick." As she eats, she gains 40 temporary hit points and can, as a reaction to being attacked, increase her AC by 2d4 until the start of her next turn, but she sacrifices temporary HP equal to the number rolled.
They tap their chin. "That could be your ticket out of this. That could work!"
"This is... this is divine! How did you procure such incredible ingredients?" She skewers a bit of fried kraken with the hooked end of her claw, pausing to eat it. She seems visibly overjoyed- this is probably the best food she's ever had in her entire existence.
"Ooh, another thing! They just handed the blueprint to me afterwards, when I had agreed to nothing! They just gave it to me with no price!" She stands to her feet, the crackle of static briefly turning to the musical jingle of some broadcasted game show before she stops the signal.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
His ears perk up. "Of course!" He reaches into his pack and pulls out a pastry tower with treats on it, somehow undisturbed by any jostling they must have experienced in the backpack. He also pulls out a soda for each of them. "In case you need something to wet your whistle during your story."
He nods, a soft smile at Felix "You might need a bit of context. I come from somewhere real far from here. The place I'm from ain't got no real name, but everyone just calls it Gnarly desert, on account of how few people end up survivin without bein real gnarly. The desert winds and storms are fueled by wild magic, makin' em more dangerous than any other I've been to. I was, for a long time, alone tryin to survive there, til I came across a town I can't even remember the name of. There was the rest of the crew, the people who for a long time I couldn't consider nothin but family. We would go on heist for water around the richer cities who protected themselves from the deserts with magic, givin back to the poor towns who would give to us." He takes a second to stop, drinking some of the soda in big gulps.
Felix watches him with big, enraptured eyes, like a child hearing a storybook from their parents. "Wow. I'm from a sort of opposite place. Freezing cold year-round, but we had heat from a volcano to keep us warm. We drilled for the lava to power our homes, and we hired giants to keep us safe from the monsters that dwelled outside. We had everything we needed, but it was stagnant and slow, a culture frozen in time."
He nods slowly "I may not have loved the burning hot days and frozen nights, but I never would forget those days for anything. Unfortunately, the Valentine Sisters, along with some others weren't content with the life they had. They found some kinda evil magic book, along with these gloves containing Ann an Mary here as well as Rosemary. They didn't care bout the latter, but they used the evil book to try an gain more power. Killin' our boss, and leavin' me like this. Thane tried to fight them off while I escaped." He looks down, beginning to tear up "But look how he's ended up. I shoulda just stayed with em, or the rest of the crew wouldn't be like this." He squeezes his hands into fists, before taking a deep breath "Those days are behind me, even if the Sisters are still tryin to kill me."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Just eat what you can, please. I don't want you to get sick." As she eats, she gains 40 temporary hit points and can, as a reaction to being attacked, increase her AC by 2d4 until the start of her next turn, but she sacrifices temporary HP equal to the number rolled.
They tap their chin. "That could be your ticket out of this. That could work!"
"This is... this is divine! How did you procure such incredible ingredients?" She skewers a bit of fried kraken with the hooked end of her claw, pausing to eat it. She seems visibly overjoyed- this is probably the best food she's ever had in her entire existence.
"Ooh, another thing! They just handed the blueprint to me afterwards, when I had agreed to nothing! They just gave it to me with no price!" She stands to her feet, the crackle of static briefly turning to the musical jingle of some broadcasted game show before she stops the signal.
He smiles. "I'm a Gourmet Hunter of sorts. It's my passion to go out and collect this stuff. The bigger and tastier the monster, the more I want to hunt it. A lot of people with my job just sell the ingredients, and some of them poach monsters for the sake of eating or earning as much as possible. I like to take a more sustainable and healthy approach, though." He offers her some vinegar to put on the kraken.
"Yeah! Unless they work by Fey rules or something, that should work perfectly!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Aesir raises his eyebrow suspicously and says "Then could he just teleport me across the world?"
"If you want him to, sure, but he'll ask something of you in return." He says, closing his eyes once more.
"What does he ask of you then and what would I have to give up in exchange for his help?"
"Well he asks for different things depending on the job. Right now he just wants me to pay for the sushi and let him have some."
"How did you even befriend move anyways shen I'm sure it is a interesting story to tell"
"Oh well... I haven't told you exactly what I do have I? I, along with the rest of Union, prevent the world from being destroyed by concepts like Move. Some are more hostile, like Clothes or Burn."
"How exactly do you prevent an idea from destroying the world?"
"The ideas are concepts, concepts that take physical form." Suddenly, what appears to be a large purple monster appears through a crack in space, sharp fangs and claws, holding a tray of sushi "Say hello to move."
"....hi move so are concepts in a way deities and would lycanthropy be a concept?"
"Lycanthropy would probably be something like Shift. Deities would be accurate, considering killing them does more harm then good."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Aesir raises his eyebrow suspicously and says "Then could he just teleport me across the world?"
"If you want him to, sure, but he'll ask something of you in return." He says, closing his eyes once more.
"What does he ask of you then and what would I have to give up in exchange for his help?"
"Well he asks for different things depending on the job. Right now he just wants me to pay for the sushi and let him have some."
"How did you even befriend move anyways shen I'm sure it is a interesting story to tell"
"Oh well... I haven't told you exactly what I do have I? I, along with the rest of Union, prevent the world from being destroyed by concepts like Move. Some are more hostile, like Clothes or Burn."
"How exactly do you prevent an idea from destroying the world?"
"The ideas are concepts, concepts that take physical form." Suddenly, what appears to be a large purple monster appears through a crack in space, sharp fangs and claws, holding a tray of sushi "Say hello to move."
"....hi move so are concepts in a way deities and would lycanthropy be a concept?"
"Lycanthropy would probably be something like Shift. Deities would be accurate, considering killing them does more harm then good."
"so would I technically be under the influence of shift then?"
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Felix watches him with big, enraptured eyes, like a child hearing a storybook from their parents. "Wow. I'm from a sort of opposite place. Freezing cold year-round, but we had heat from a volcano to keep us warm. We drilled for the lava to power our homes, and we hired giants to keep us safe from the monsters that dwelled outside. We had everything we needed, but it was stagnant and slow, a culture frozen in time."
He nods slowly "I may not have loved the burning hot days and frozen nights, but I never would forget those days for anything. Unfortunately, the Valentine Sisters, along with some others weren't content with the life they had. They found some kinda evil magic book, along with these gloves containing Ann an Mary here as well as Rosemary. They didn't care bout the latter, but they used the evil book to try an gain more power. Killin' our boss, and leavin' me like this. Thane tried to fight them off while I escaped." He looks down, beginning to tear up "But look how he's ended up. I shoulda just stayed with em, or the rest of the crew wouldn't be like this." He squeezes his hands into fists, before taking a deep breath "Those days are behind me, even if the Sisters are still tryin to kill me."
"...Sparrow Valentine." Felix looks up at the cowboy. "Have some food. It will make things better." He offers Sparrow a cupcake. "Those two girls... I hope you don't mind what I plan on doing to them. They said some nasty things, and I decided I didn't like them."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"...Sparrow Valentine." Felix looks up at the cowboy. "Have some food. It will make things better." He offers Sparrow a cupcake. "Those two girls... I hope you don't mind what I plan on doing to them. They said some nasty things, and I decided I didn't like them."
He takes the cupcake, looking down to Felix, biting into it "If you can do anythin' to them without endin' up dead I'll be sure to thank ya. If ya aren't sure ya can then I want ya to stay out of it." He sighs, finishing the cupcake "I am Sparrow Valentine, and my Sisters have been goin' after my head for a long time, they're stronger than me, an I'd say I'm pretty strong myself. I can handle myself fine, so don't worry or feel like ya need to help."
*I am thinking about go back to church. I haven't been in awhile since I was real little but, I don't know, maybe it'll be good. I found a Universal Unitarian church near me and thought it would be a good try.*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
*I am thinking about go back to church. I haven't been in awhile since I was real little but, I don't know, maybe it'll be good. I found a Universal Unitarian church near me and thought it would be a good try.*
*Hi wendi! :D*
*Thats fair, sometimes ya need a little faith in life*
*I am thinking about go back to church. I haven't been in awhile since I was real little but, I don't know, maybe it'll be good. I found a Universal Unitarian church near me and thought it would be a good try.*
*Hi wendi! :D*
*Thats fair, sometimes ya need a little faith in life*
*¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
*I am thinking about go back to church. I haven't been in awhile since I was real little but, I don't know, maybe it'll be good. I found a Universal Unitarian church near me and thought it would be a good try.*
*Hi wendi! :D*
*Thats fair, sometimes ya need a little faith in life*
*I am thinking about go back to church. I haven't been in awhile since I was real little but, I don't know, maybe it'll be good. I found a Universal Unitarian church near me and thought it would be a good try.*
*Hi wendi! :D*
*Thats fair, sometimes ya need a little faith in life*
*¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
*Do ya wanna rp while you're here?*
*Sure. I'm thinking of introducing a Doctor Strange Esque character.*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
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"This is... this is divine! How did you procure such incredible ingredients?" She skewers a bit of fried kraken with the hooked end of her claw, pausing to eat it. She seems visibly overjoyed- this is probably the best food she's ever had in her entire existence.
"Ooh, another thing! They just handed the blueprint to me afterwards, when I had agreed to nothing! They just gave it to me with no price!" She stands to her feet, the crackle of static briefly turning to the musical jingle of some broadcasted game show before she stops the signal.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
it nods after a moment
"It wouldn't hurt you to give it a shot, it can only show you if you're stronger than me or not. It'll only take a minute."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I am Dyn. Nice to meet you Mirror."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"I don't want to fight you. You aren't my target." he says again
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
He nods slowly "I may not have loved the burning hot days and frozen nights, but I never would forget those days for anything. Unfortunately, the Valentine Sisters, along with some others weren't content with the life they had. They found some kinda evil magic book, along with these gloves containing Ann an Mary here as well as Rosemary. They didn't care bout the latter, but they used the evil book to try an gain more power. Killin' our boss, and leavin' me like this. Thane tried to fight them off while I escaped." He looks down, beginning to tear up "But look how he's ended up. I shoulda just stayed with em, or the rest of the crew wouldn't be like this." He squeezes his hands into fists, before taking a deep breath "Those days are behind me, even if the Sisters are still tryin to kill me."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
it nods, sitting against a tree
He smiles. "I'm a Gourmet Hunter of sorts. It's my passion to go out and collect this stuff. The bigger and tastier the monster, the more I want to hunt it. A lot of people with my job just sell the ingredients, and some of them poach monsters for the sake of eating or earning as much as possible. I like to take a more sustainable and healthy approach, though." He offers her some vinegar to put on the kraken.
"Yeah! Unless they work by Fey rules or something, that should work perfectly!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Lycanthropy would probably be something like Shift. Deities would be accurate, considering killing them does more harm then good."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He sighs "Would you fight me if I were to attack you?" He stays, standing back up.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"so would I technically be under the influence of shift then?"
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
He taps his chin, thinking it over for a moment "Possibly, most likely yes."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"...Sparrow Valentine." Felix looks up at the cowboy. "Have some food. It will make things better." He offers Sparrow a cupcake. "Those two girls... I hope you don't mind what I plan on doing to them. They said some nasty things, and I decided I didn't like them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"is shift good or bad?"
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
He takes the cupcake, looking down to Felix, biting into it "If you can do anythin' to them without endin' up dead I'll be sure to thank ya. If ya aren't sure ya can then I want ya to stay out of it." He sighs, finishing the cupcake "I am Sparrow Valentine, and my Sisters have been goin' after my head for a long time, they're stronger than me, an I'd say I'm pretty strong myself. I can handle myself fine, so don't worry or feel like ya need to help."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I am thinking about go back to church. I haven't been in awhile since I was real little but, I don't know, maybe it'll be good. I found a Universal Unitarian church near me and thought it would be a good try.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Hi wendi! :D*
*Thats fair, sometimes ya need a little faith in life*
*¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Do ya wanna rp while you're here?*
*Sure. I'm thinking of introducing a Doctor Strange Esque character.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]