A striking building made of glossy black glass has emerged seemingly out of nowhere at the edge of town, its reflective surface glinting under the sunlight. A steady stream of curious onlookers is drawn to it, as if entranced by a fiery beacon. Inside, the scene is alive with energy and sophistication; the sleek design features elegant black marble tables paired with plush, cushioned chairs that invite relaxation. Remarkably, golden skeletons clad in immaculate suits glide seamlessly through the crowd, taking orders with an air of effortless grace. The entire establishment hums with efficiency and a sense of enchantment, making it a captivating experience for all who step inside.
In the back, it's another story. It is more crowded here, with similar skeletons working over hot pans and pots to create fine dishes. A massive man, with three heads on his shoulders. He wears a specially tailored chef's jacket and clothes, made from black fabric. The golden symbol of gluttony is stitched on the front pocket. he wears three golden masks resembling skulls over his face, concealing his identity. He bellows, his voice nearly rattling the pots and pans around him "THIS IS A THYME INFUSION, NOT A BLOODY THYME AND ROSEMARY. FIX IT OR I'LL BE USING YER SKULL AS A MUG!" He snarls at one of the skeletons who immediately scurries away. He slams down a massive ball of dough on to a counter, rolling it out to create spaghetti.
Among the swarm of curious souls is KK, who looks about the large building with a sense of wonder. There is a faint hum of music around her, as though it were coming from some tinny radio speaker within her.
A gilded skeleton approaches her, bowing "Hello there, how many in your party?"
"Oh, hello there. It's just me in my party at the moment. Why?"
It tilts its head and chuckles despite having no vocal cords "No reason, come with me." It gathers up a menu and leads her over to a special table by the glass window. It pulls out a notepad from somewhere and holds a pen against the paper, waiting "What would you like to drink?"
She takes a seat, and it looks like she's about to say something before she pauses, the re-realization of something hitting her like a punch to the lack-of-a-face. "Oh... I don't think I can drink anything, given I... I don't have a mouth." *for context, she's essentially a possessed mannequin*
It chuckles and nods, writing something down. "Ah, well... How do you consume nutrients?"
*Sorry for the delay- I had to figure out an answer for that question lol*
"...Electricity?" She doesn't sound at all confident in her answer- it's like this is the first time she's thought of this question.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*My DM wants to play a 1-on-1 game with me, so I'm making a character for that right now. I'm thinking something like a steampunk Toriko meets Van Hellsing, using weapons instead of unarmed strikes and guile in place of brute force.*
*But I'm still in the early stages, so I don't know yet.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*My DM wants to play a 1-on-1 game with me, so I'm making a character for that right now. I'm thinking something like a steampunk Toriko meets Van Hellsing, using weapons instead of unarmed strikes and guile in place of brute force.*
*But I'm still in the early stages, so I don't know yet.*
*That... how do you do this Baalze. It's like someone made a well of good ideas in your mind and now it's overflowing.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*My DM wants to play a 1-on-1 game with me, so I'm making a character for that right now. I'm thinking something like a steampunk Toriko meets Van Hellsing, using weapons instead of unarmed strikes and guile in place of brute force.*
*But I'm still in the early stages, so I don't know yet.*
*That... how do you do this Baalze. It's like someone made a well of good ideas in your mind and now it's overflowing.*
*Step one: take a simple concept*
*Step two: add food and/or horror*
*Step three: add details*
*Step four: profit!*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*My DM wants to play a 1-on-1 game with me, so I'm making a character for that right now. I'm thinking something like a steampunk Toriko meets Van Hellsing, using weapons instead of unarmed strikes and guile in place of brute force.*
*But I'm still in the early stages, so I don't know yet.*
*That... how do you do this Baalze. It's like someone made a well of good ideas in your mind and now it's overflowing.*
*Step one: take a simple concept*
*Step two: add food and/or horror*
*Step three: add details*
*Step four: profit!*
*It's a very good idea though, truly. It is very well made.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*My DM wants to play a 1-on-1 game with me, so I'm making a character for that right now. I'm thinking something like a steampunk Toriko meets Van Hellsing, using weapons instead of unarmed strikes and guile in place of brute force.*
*But I'm still in the early stages, so I don't know yet.*
*That... how do you do this Baalze. It's like someone made a well of good ideas in your mind and now it's overflowing.*
*Step one: take a simple concept*
*Step two: add food and/or horror*
*Step three: add details*
*Step four: profit!*
*It's a very good idea though, truly. It is very well made.*
*It's really not. I'm still working on it, and eventually I'll have a concept with more interest than "Tricky monster hunter who likes food." This is basically our protagonist, after all.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Sorry for the delay- I had to figure out an answer for that question lol*
"...Electricity?" She doesn't sound at all confident in her answer- it's like this is the first time she's thought of this question.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Good for you I'm gone and ready to wipe my memory of d&d forums*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*I'm questionable but yeah I'm pretty sure I'm good how about you?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Also to be fair are any of us really that sane?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*runs in*
*boop*
*runs out*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*but I do enjoy hanging out with you insane people*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Hello to you too Salem.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*My DM wants to play a 1-on-1 game with me, so I'm making a character for that right now. I'm thinking something like a steampunk Toriko meets Van Hellsing, using weapons instead of unarmed strikes and guile in place of brute force.*
*But I'm still in the early stages, so I don't know yet.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*That... how do you do this Baalze. It's like someone made a well of good ideas in your mind and now it's overflowing.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Step one: take a simple concept*
*Step two: add food and/or horror*
*Step three: add details*
*Step four: profit!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*It's a very good idea though, truly. It is very well made.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*It's really not. I'm still working on it, and eventually I'll have a concept with more interest than "Tricky monster hunter who likes food." This is basically our protagonist, after all.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.