Mauric is, for the first time in a while, practicing his druid abilities out in the woods. The thin trees around him have sprouted wicked thorns and barbs, and the ground below him is strangely soft and springy.
*Hmm, wanna continue the other thing?*
They sense someone behind them, tapping their shoulder, and there is Tyler, a smoothie in his hand, looking how he usually does. “Hello Mauric, I hate to do this, but it is my job. Would you happen to know a Damian Alterious?”
*i feel like it’s reached a decent enough conclusion and i don’t want the temporal distortion to worsen by keeping them trapped in the past*
Surprised, Mauric whirls around, pointing his glaive at Tyler’s face. “Oh. Sorry. You startled me. Yeah, I do, he’s my best friend. What about him?”
*Yeah, we wouldn’t want to explode the universe, you’re right. We can’t have the past and the present at the same time.*
He nods, Mauric would notice the smile usually seen on Tyler’s face is completely missing “Hmm, unfortunate. I was hoping he wasn’t here.” He takes off his glasses, putting them in his pockets, “Well my the power vested in me by the courts of the celestial planes, both you as well as him are under arrest. I apologize.” He says, calmly, although not wanting to “Please lead me to Damian if you would.”
Mauric is, for the first time in a while, practicing his druid abilities out in the woods. The thin trees around him have sprouted wicked thorns and barbs, and the ground below him is strangely soft and springy.
*Hmm, wanna continue the other thing?*
They sense someone behind them, tapping their shoulder, and there is Tyler, a smoothie in his hand, looking how he usually does. “Hello Mauric, I hate to do this, but it is my job. Would you happen to know a Damian Alterious?”
*i feel like it’s reached a decent enough conclusion and i don’t want the temporal distortion to worsen by keeping them trapped in the past*
Surprised, Mauric whirls around, pointing his glaive at Tyler’s face. “Oh. Sorry. You startled me. Yeah, I do, he’s my best friend. What about him?”
*Yeah, we wouldn’t want to explode the universe, you’re right. We can’t have the past and the present at the same time.*
He nods, Mauric would notice the smile usually seen on Tyler’s face is completely missing “Hmm, unfortunate. I was hoping he wasn’t here.” He takes off his glasses, putting them in his pockets, “Well my the power vested in me by the courts of the celestial planes, both you as well as him are under arrest. I apologize.” He says, calmly, although not wanting to “Please lead me to Damian if you would.”
“Wait wait what??” Mauric is completely baffled. “What did he even do????”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
Mauric is, for the first time in a while, practicing his druid abilities out in the woods. The thin trees around him have sprouted wicked thorns and barbs, and the ground below him is strangely soft and springy.
*Hmm, wanna continue the other thing?*
They sense someone behind them, tapping their shoulder, and there is Tyler, a smoothie in his hand, looking how he usually does. “Hello Mauric, I hate to do this, but it is my job. Would you happen to know a Damian Alterious?”
*i feel like it’s reached a decent enough conclusion and i don’t want the temporal distortion to worsen by keeping them trapped in the past*
Surprised, Mauric whirls around, pointing his glaive at Tyler’s face. “Oh. Sorry. You startled me. Yeah, I do, he’s my best friend. What about him?”
*Yeah, we wouldn’t want to explode the universe, you’re right. We can’t have the past and the present at the same time.*
He nods, Mauric would notice the smile usually seen on Tyler’s face is completely missing “Hmm, unfortunate. I was hoping he wasn’t here.” He takes off his glasses, putting them in his pockets, “Well my the power vested in me by the courts of the celestial planes, both you as well as him are under arrest. I apologize.” He says, calmly, although not wanting to “Please lead me to Damian if you would.”
“Wait wait what??” Mauric is completely baffled. “What did he even do????”
He sighs again, “Piracy, Fraud, Assault, Assault with a deadly weapon, Theft, Battery, Murder, disrespecting and attacking gods. Would you like me to continue?”
Mauric is, for the first time in a while, practicing his druid abilities out in the woods. The thin trees around him have sprouted wicked thorns and barbs, and the ground below him is strangely soft and springy.
*Hmm, wanna continue the other thing?*
They sense someone behind them, tapping their shoulder, and there is Tyler, a smoothie in his hand, looking how he usually does. “Hello Mauric, I hate to do this, but it is my job. Would you happen to know a Damian Alterious?”
*i feel like it’s reached a decent enough conclusion and i don’t want the temporal distortion to worsen by keeping them trapped in the past*
Surprised, Mauric whirls around, pointing his glaive at Tyler’s face. “Oh. Sorry. You startled me. Yeah, I do, he’s my best friend. What about him?”
*Yeah, we wouldn’t want to explode the universe, you’re right. We can’t have the past and the present at the same time.*
He nods, Mauric would notice the smile usually seen on Tyler’s face is completely missing “Hmm, unfortunate. I was hoping he wasn’t here.” He takes off his glasses, putting them in his pockets, “Well my the power vested in me by the courts of the celestial planes, both you as well as him are under arrest. I apologize.” He says, calmly, although not wanting to “Please lead me to Damian if you would.”
“Wait wait what??” Mauric is completely baffled. “What did he even do????”
He sighs again, “Piracy, Fraud, Assault, Assault with a deadly weapon, Theft, Battery, Murder, disrespecting and attacking gods. Would you like me to continue?”
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
"Guilty by association. High Judge of the Celestial realms actually, it's unfortunate." He says, adjusting his hair, disappointed.
“Th-this makes no sense! I met him like a year ago and… I mean, like, I knew he did some kind of pirate stuff in the past but I assumed that was all over! If I’m guilty by association, what am I guilty of??”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
"Guilty by association. High Judge of the Celestial realms actually, it's unfortunate." He says, adjusting his hair, disappointed.
“Th-this makes no sense! I met him like a year ago and… I mean, like, I knew he did some kind of pirate stuff in the past but I assumed that was all over! If I’m guilty by association, what am I guilty of??”
He rubs his chin "I would have to say Aiding and abetting a wanted man. He is also in possession of a god soul, whether he knows it or not, and that is a very big issue." He leans against a tree, holding out the smoothie to them "Thirsty?"
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'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
"Guilty by association. High Judge of the Celestial realms actually, it's unfortunate." He says, adjusting his hair, disappointed.
“Th-this makes no sense! I met him like a year ago and… I mean, like, I knew he did some kind of pirate stuff in the past but I assumed that was all over! If I’m guilty by association, what am I guilty of??”
He rubs his chin "I would have to say Aiding and abetting a wanted man. He is also in possession of a god soul, whether he knows it or not, and that is a very big issue." He leans against a tree, holding out the smoothie to them "Thirsty?"
“NO! You can’t do this to me! I have a husband and a job!” Mauric has crossed the threshold of confusion into panic.
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
"Guilty by association. High Judge of the Celestial realms actually, it's unfortunate." He says, adjusting his hair, disappointed.
“Th-this makes no sense! I met him like a year ago and… I mean, like, I knew he did some kind of pirate stuff in the past but I assumed that was all over! If I’m guilty by association, what am I guilty of??”
He rubs his chin "I would have to say Aiding and abetting a wanted man. He is also in possession of a god soul, whether he knows it or not, and that is a very big issue." He leans against a tree, holding out the smoothie to them "Thirsty?"
“NO! You can’t do this to me! I have a husband and a job!” Mauric has crossed the threshold of confusion into panic.
He sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose "Yes... yes you do. A beautiful relationship and life I imagine. Unfortunately I also have a job I must do. I am the judge, I carry lots of influence, I will likely be able to keep you from jail or execution, as long as you take me to Damian willingly."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
*[crashes through ceiling again] Hello, everyone!*
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I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
"Guilty by association. High Judge of the Celestial realms actually, it's unfortunate." He says, adjusting his hair, disappointed.
“Th-this makes no sense! I met him like a year ago and… I mean, like, I knew he did some kind of pirate stuff in the past but I assumed that was all over! If I’m guilty by association, what am I guilty of??”
He rubs his chin "I would have to say Aiding and abetting a wanted man. He is also in possession of a god soul, whether he knows it or not, and that is a very big issue." He leans against a tree, holding out the smoothie to them "Thirsty?"
“NO! You can’t do this to me! I have a husband and a job!” Mauric has crossed the threshold of confusion into panic.
He sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose "Yes... yes you do. A beautiful relationship and life I imagine. Unfortunately I also have a job I must do. I am the judge, I carry lots of influence, I will likely be able to keep you from jail or execution, as long as you take me to Damian willingly."
“And if I do that, what happens to Damian?! What happens to his wife and daughter?”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
“And if I do that, what happens to Damian?! What happens to his wife and daughter?”
He puts his smoothie down, his eyes growing sorrowful "He has a wife and daughter?" He puts his hand over his eyes "I hate my job so much. When he is arrest, the god soul will be extracted, if he survives that he will be killed or trapped forever."
*Yeah, we wouldn’t want to explode the universe, you’re right. We can’t have the past and the present at the same time.*
He nods, Mauric would notice the smile usually seen on Tyler’s face is completely missing “Hmm, unfortunate. I was hoping he wasn’t here.” He takes off his glasses, putting them in his pockets, “Well my the power vested in me by the courts of the celestial planes, both you as well as him are under arrest. I apologize.” He says, calmly, although not wanting to “Please lead me to Damian if you would.”
“Wait wait what??” Mauric is completely baffled. “What did he even do????”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
He sighs again, “Piracy, Fraud, Assault, Assault with a deadly weapon, Theft, Battery, Murder, disrespecting and attacking gods. Would you like me to continue?”
“So you’re a cop angel or something?” Mauric is still befuddled. “Then what did I do wrong?”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
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"Guilty by association. High Judge of the Celestial realms actually, it's unfortunate." He says, adjusting his hair, disappointed.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Th-this makes no sense! I met him like a year ago and… I mean, like, I knew he did some kind of pirate stuff in the past but I assumed that was all over! If I’m guilty by association, what am I guilty of??”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*What?*
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He rubs his chin "I would have to say Aiding and abetting a wanted man. He is also in possession of a god soul, whether he knows it or not, and that is a very big issue." He leans against a tree, holding out the smoothie to them "Thirsty?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“NO! You can’t do this to me! I have a husband and a job!” Mauric has crossed the threshold of confusion into panic.
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
He sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose "Yes... yes you do. A beautiful relationship and life I imagine. Unfortunately I also have a job I must do. I am the judge, I carry lots of influence, I will likely be able to keep you from jail or execution, as long as you take me to Damian willingly."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
(good morning)
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I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
*Morning. Good to see ya.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*[crashes through ceiling again] Hello, everyone!*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*ello*
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
(how are you doing)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
(hello)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
“And if I do that, what happens to Damian?! What happens to his wife and daughter?”
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Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*Hey Yvonne. Good morning.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He puts his smoothie down, his eyes growing sorrowful "He has a wife and daughter?" He puts his hand over his eyes "I hate my job so much. When he is arrest, the god soul will be extracted, if he survives that he will be killed or trapped forever."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)