William is in Samartian's kitchen, sitting with an icepack wrapped around his hand. Having accidentally bumped into one of Samaritan's staff while they were carrying hot soup, he ended up with a burned appendage. He is grumbling about it, cursing himself mainly for not learning how to use healing spells.
Home is banging his head against the wall of the Guilt House, bored out of his damn mind. He has already cleaned the spotless house today and now, the tv is currently mocking him... or so he thinks as it keeps replaying the same jingle for a very old commercial over and over.
Alix is cooking what appears to be a flank of beef on a fire, sprinkling it with salt and celery seasoning. He is drooling a bit, hungry from working out this afteroon.
Yuki is in attendance to the Samaritans restaurant, waiting to be seated.
Salem begins to mess with the antenna of the TV, going slightly mad from the jingle as well, now humming it unconsciously.
Reese approaches from behind Alix, climbing up him and sitting on his shoulders. "whatcha doin, hun?"
On of the gilded skeletons bows and helps her over to a table.
Home grumbles and bangs his head again.
"Cooking something yummy!"
"Thank you." she says, smiling as she sits down, humming softly.
"God, motherf...." he scoffs, unplugging it. "I would be able to go home if you just let me help! This is turning into my personal hell!" he growls, flopping onto a couch.
"Did you hunt that?" She says, drooling slightly, swallowing. She runs a paw through his hair unconsciously.
After a bit, Samaritan comes out personally looking grumpy as all hell "I thought I smelled godly meat here.."
"Thats the point. This is hell," he grumbles.
He nods "For you!"
"Oh, how kind of you to notice, dear." she smiles, showing her perfect teeth. "You look like a sourpuss, what's on your mind?"
"Y'know what? I've never left without fulfilling an order, but i'm breaking the rules. I'm leaving, you can't be saved, so just suffer." He says, leaving the house through a portal.
"You didn't have to do that, baby... Oh, but thank you, it smells... sooooooo good." She kisses his head, lingering for a moment to take in the scent of his fur.
"Do not call me that. Your kind stood by as millions of my people were slaughtered," he grumbles.
He flips them off, curling up with his knees to his chest.
"You are welcome!" he chirps and kisses her.
"I am not an omnipresent God, I had no idea. I have the same knowledge scope as many mortals, so forgive me for not knowing about something thousands of miles away from me." She hisses, eyes flickering with a slight icy flame.
*Idk where to go with this. shrugs*
"Hey, Alix?" She says after kissing back, sticking her nose back into his hair.
He rolls his eyes "Whatever. What do you want."
"Mn?" He blinks.
"I came to try your most popular dish." She says, her nature a bit calmer now.
"Do you ever think about our future?..." She says quietly into his ear, with the air of a child telling her mother a secret.
He sighs "Sure. You want spicy or not?"
He blinks twice and nods "Of course!"
"Not spicy, please."
"Well, when you think about it, what exactly comes to mind?..."
He nods and stomps back to the kitchen.
"You, me, children, a small log house or something cool like that."
"he's rather unpleasant..." She notes to herself, looking at the wine menu.
"You'd wanna have kids with me?" She says, a bit surprised. She unconciously squeezes her thighs together, tail thrashing briefly in excitement. "I didn't ever think you would, that would be a dream come true..."
He comes back, volcano ramen in hand. He sets it down and hands her a pair of ivory chopsticks.
"I like children! I would like children with you!" He chirps, his tail wagging happily.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"I was, but you can have it." He holds it out to Riotan, unfazed by the snake demon's antics.
The head chef goes inside and comes back out with two plates of shashimi. He places one on the ground near the water where the creature (I remember he was a little chimeric god-thing) swims. He sits down nearby and begins to eat from his own plate.
“Thanks! But didn’t you want to drink the coffee first?”
*They are a mixture of the features of an ocelot, otter, gharial, and brook trout*
Suhou paddles over to the dock and starts to cautiously eat.
"Nah, it's not that good anyway."
It's dense and fatty, and quite cold. The flesh is sweet and almost creamy. Barbeau watches, but doesn't seem particularly invested.
“Aight.” Riotan swallows the cup whole. “Thanks.”
Suhou peers up at Barbeau. Thank you…
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Ah. I'm not sure I can offer any opinions on that. Pretty much no one wanted me around until I came to Lord's Point."
The workers direct him gently and slightly nervously.
"You've mentioned being shunned, but why, exactly? What is it about you that puts people off? I certainly don't see it." He says, stroking his mane in thought.
He sets the fish down, more gently than anybody would expect. "Can I go home, now?..."
"Eh, I have this problem where I'm not original enough to have my own box but too original to fit into an existing one. I'm a chef that specializes in monsters of pretty much all kinds. Demons, owlbears, illithids... all sorts of stuff."
The men don't stop him, and Barbeau seems to be busy.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Sure!*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He comes back, volcano ramen in hand. He sets it down and hands her a pair of ivory chopsticks.
"I like children! I would like children with you!" He chirps, his tail wagging happily.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“Aight.” Riotan swallows the cup whole. “Thanks.”
Suhou peers up at Barbeau. Thank you…
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Eh, I have this problem where I'm not original enough to have my own box but too original to fit into an existing one. I'm a chef that specializes in monsters of pretty much all kinds. Demons, owlbears, illithids... all sorts of stuff."
The men don't stop him, and Barbeau seems to be busy.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*This synthetic flesh vessel is tiresome today.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
(what's up)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
*My neck hurts :(*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*See ya mate.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"You're welcome. Will that be all?"
The chef doesn't respond for a bit. "'Welcome. You some sort of water monster?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I forgot Subnautica had a creature named the 'garyfish' it's hideous.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
(I hope you feel better)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Took some aspirin so we'll see.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Listen here, have you seen a sheepshead fish?*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*... Wait.. how'd they get my photo...*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*I want to cause mass chaos but also, I am tired and don't have the energy to complete my horrendous plans.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“Eh.” Rio sits down. “I’m just bored is all. And I feel like some stuff I’ve been doing lately isn’t helping. Got any suggestions?”
A god… a minor one, but a god still.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.