"Oh! Mealworms!" She laughs. She picks them up and spins them around in a dance before setting them down. "I just love squirmy wormies!" She tears open the packet and dumps them in her mouth, chewing them for about 30 seconds before swallowing. "Cheesy!" She grins her perfectly clean, white dentures.
"I prefer the spicy kinda with the texmex seasoning but the shops here don't seem to carry that kind." They said, picking at their sharp teeth "I'm Zee by the way."
"Bah! Hold my cane, Zee!" She tosses the cane at them as she dumps the pie onto the ground. "Witching time!" She commands, as the pie tin transforms into a massive cauldron. "Spice worms!" She draws a cookbook from her skirt and grabs the cane back, rapping it on the cauldron. "C'mon, wake up!" It fills with fluffy, white material, in which a face forms.
"Five more minutes?" The face asks. "You've slept for 3 years!" The woman grouches. "Okay..." comes the response. "We need squirmy wormies! And make em' spicy!" "How spicy?" "Let's go habanero-taco." "That's pretty mild for you." "Well, I've got a new grandchild and I don't know what they like yet, so we're doing this!" "...alright, ma'am. Coming right up."
The fluff deteriorates into live red mealworms. "Hallelujah! Worm time!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Oh! Mealworms!" She laughs. She picks them up and spins them around in a dance before setting them down. "I just love squirmy wormies!" She tears open the packet and dumps them in her mouth, chewing them for about 30 seconds before swallowing. "Cheesy!" She grins her perfectly clean, white dentures.
"I prefer the spicy kinda with the texmex seasoning but the shops here don't seem to carry that kind." They said, picking at their sharp teeth "I'm Zee by the way."
"Bah! Hold my cane, Zee!" She tosses the cane at them as she dumps the pie onto the ground. "Witching time!" She commands, as the pie tin transforms into a massive cauldron. "Spice worms!" She draws a cookbook from her skirt and grabs the cane back, rapping it on the cauldron. "C'mon, wake up!" It fills with fluffy, white material, in which a face forms.
"Five more minutes?" The face asks. "You've slept for 3 years!" The woman grouches. "Okay..." comes the response. "We need squirmy wormies! And make em' spicy!" "How spicy?" "Let's go habanero-taco." "That's pretty mild for you." "Well, I've got a new grandchild and I don't know what they like yet, so we're doing this!" "...alright, ma'am. Coming right up."
The fluff deteriorates into live red mealworms. "Hallelujah! Worm time!"
Zee watches, their face looks neutral like they've seen this twenty times before but that's mostly the RBF's fault. They stand up, paws in the pockets of their hoodies "Magical items huh? Sentient ones too."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Bah! Hold my cane, Zee!" She tosses the cane at them as she dumps the pie onto the ground. "Witching time!" She commands, as the pie tin transforms into a massive cauldron. "Spice worms!" She draws a cookbook from her skirt and grabs the cane back, rapping it on the cauldron. "C'mon, wake up!" It fills with fluffy, white material, in which a face forms.
"Five more minutes?" The face asks. "You've slept for 3 years!" The woman grouches. "Okay..." comes the response. "We need squirmy wormies! And make em' spicy!" "How spicy?" "Let's go habanero-taco." "That's pretty mild for you." "Well, I've got a new grandchild and I don't know what they like yet, so we're doing this!" "...alright, ma'am. Coming right up."
The fluff deteriorates into live red mealworms. "Hallelujah! Worm time!"
Zee watches, their face looks neutral like they've seen this twenty times before but that's mostly the RBF's fault. They stand up, paws in the pockets of their hoodies "Magical items huh? Sentient ones too."
"I've got tons of em'! All sorts of tricks and treats!" She shoves a fistful of worms into the packet and hands them back. "Grandmas gotta have tons of stuff to hide in the attic and garage!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Bah! Hold my cane, Zee!" She tosses the cane at them as she dumps the pie onto the ground. "Witching time!" She commands, as the pie tin transforms into a massive cauldron. "Spice worms!" She draws a cookbook from her skirt and grabs the cane back, rapping it on the cauldron. "C'mon, wake up!" It fills with fluffy, white material, in which a face forms.
"Five more minutes?" The face asks. "You've slept for 3 years!" The woman grouches. "Okay..." comes the response. "We need squirmy wormies! And make em' spicy!" "How spicy?" "Let's go habanero-taco." "That's pretty mild for you." "Well, I've got a new grandchild and I don't know what they like yet, so we're doing this!" "...alright, ma'am. Coming right up."
The fluff deteriorates into live red mealworms. "Hallelujah! Worm time!"
Zee watches, their face looks neutral like they've seen this twenty times before but that's mostly the RBF's fault. They stand up, paws in the pockets of their hoodies "Magical items huh? Sentient ones too."
"I've got tons of em'! All sorts of tricks and treats!" She shoves a fistful of worms into the packet and hands them back. "Grandmas gotta have tons of stuff to hide in the attic and garage!"
They take it and place it in their hoodie without a second thought "What kinds of stuff?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"I've got tons of em'! All sorts of tricks and treats!" She shoves a fistful of worms into the packet and hands them back. "Grandmas gotta have tons of stuff to hide in the attic and garage!"
They take it and place it in their hoodie without a second thought "What kinds of stuff?"
"No idea! That's the fun part! Most of them belonged to my grandma. She was kind of scary... but most of her black magic doesn't hurt me, so I can play with whatever toys I want!" She kicks the cauldron over and jumps on top of it, eating fistfuls of worms.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I've got tons of em'! All sorts of tricks and treats!" She shoves a fistful of worms into the packet and hands them back. "Grandmas gotta have tons of stuff to hide in the attic and garage!"
They take it and place it in their hoodie without a second thought "What kinds of stuff?"
"No idea! That's the fun part! Most of them belonged to my grandma. She was kind of scary... but most of her black magic doesn't hurt me, so I can play with whatever toys I want!" She kicks the cauldron over and jumps on top of it, eating fistfuls of worms.
Zee laughs a little, watching this happen "What was she like?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"No idea! That's the fun part! Most of them belonged to my grandma. She was kind of scary... but most of her black magic doesn't hurt me, so I can play with whatever toys I want!" She kicks the cauldron over and jumps on top of it, eating fistfuls of worms.
Zee laughs a little, watching this happen "What was she like?"
"She was a lot like me, but she kept the evil in her heart longer than she had to. It made her crotchety and mean. She had two sisters who liked to pick on me. They gave me a hundred names, all of them vulgar. But I made my own name, didn't I? I'm a real witchy witch!" She laughs.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"No idea! That's the fun part! Most of them belonged to my grandma. She was kind of scary... but most of her black magic doesn't hurt me, so I can play with whatever toys I want!" She kicks the cauldron over and jumps on top of it, eating fistfuls of worms.
Zee laughs a little, watching this happen "What was she like?"
"She was a lot like me, but she kept the evil in her heart longer than she had to. It made her crotchety and mean. She had two sisters who liked to pick on me. They gave me a hundred names, all of them vulgar. But I made my own name, didn't I? I'm a real witchy witch!" She laughs.
"Yes you did and yes you are." Zee nods, suddenly pulling some sort of Green tea can out from God knows where.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"She was a lot like me, but she kept the evil in her heart longer than she had to. It made her crotchety and mean. She had two sisters who liked to pick on me. They gave me a hundred names, all of them vulgar. But I made my own name, didn't I? I'm a real witchy witch!" She laughs.
"Yes you did and yes you are." Zee nods, suddenly pulling some sort of Green tea can out from God knows where.
She laughs and kicks her feet, banging her old wooden shoes against the pot. She then becomes suddenly serious. "Hey kid." She leans close. "Wanna see something spooky? I got a lot of spooky stuff."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"She was a lot like me, but she kept the evil in her heart longer than she had to. It made her crotchety and mean. She had two sisters who liked to pick on me. They gave me a hundred names, all of them vulgar. But I made my own name, didn't I? I'm a real witchy witch!" She laughs.
"Yes you did and yes you are." Zee nods, suddenly pulling some sort of Green tea can out from God knows where.
She laughs and kicks her feet, banging her old wooden shoes against the pot. She then becomes suddenly serious. "Hey kid." She leans close. "Wanna see something spooky? I got a lot of spooky stuff."
They nod, shrugging a bit "Sure."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Bah! Hold my cane, Zee!" She tosses the cane at them as she dumps the pie onto the ground. "Witching time!" She commands, as the pie tin transforms into a massive cauldron. "Spice worms!" She draws a cookbook from her skirt and grabs the cane back, rapping it on the cauldron. "C'mon, wake up!" It fills with fluffy, white material, in which a face forms.
"Five more minutes?" The face asks. "You've slept for 3 years!" The woman grouches. "Okay..." comes the response. "We need squirmy wormies! And make em' spicy!" "How spicy?" "Let's go habanero-taco." "That's pretty mild for you." "Well, I've got a new grandchild and I don't know what they like yet, so we're doing this!" "...alright, ma'am. Coming right up."
The fluff deteriorates into live red mealworms. "Hallelujah! Worm time!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Zee watches, their face looks neutral like they've seen this twenty times before but that's mostly the RBF's fault. They stand up, paws in the pockets of their hoodies "Magical items huh? Sentient ones too."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I've got tons of em'! All sorts of tricks and treats!" She shoves a fistful of worms into the packet and hands them back. "Grandmas gotta have tons of stuff to hide in the attic and garage!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
They take it and place it in their hoodie without a second thought "What kinds of stuff?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*When you're making a character and after you're done you remember it's exactly like a character form a media you like.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"No idea! That's the fun part! Most of them belonged to my grandma. She was kind of scary... but most of her black magic doesn't hurt me, so I can play with whatever toys I want!" She kicks the cauldron over and jumps on top of it, eating fistfuls of worms.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Zee laughs a little, watching this happen "What was she like?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"She was a lot like me, but she kept the evil in her heart longer than she had to. It made her crotchety and mean. She had two sisters who liked to pick on me. They gave me a hundred names, all of them vulgar. But I made my own name, didn't I? I'm a real witchy witch!" She laughs.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yes you did and yes you are." Zee nods, suddenly pulling some sort of Green tea can out from God knows where.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She laughs and kicks her feet, banging her old wooden shoes against the pot. She then becomes suddenly serious. "Hey kid." She leans close. "Wanna see something spooky? I got a lot of spooky stuff."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
They nod, shrugging a bit "Sure."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*uuuuhhhhhh*
*something is greatly amiss*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*it is finally dinnertime*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Nom nom*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*The Past, The Present, and The Future kittens will find out what.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*THE F[gp]KING WHAT*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*The Past, The Present, and The Future. They will find what is wrong.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*It’s either food poisoning or an Appalachian curse of Satanic origin*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I guessing the latter.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Yeh. Wanna rp?*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.