"Thank you. I'll get you some papers to read over relating to company policy, then you can be on your way to a restful recovery."
The strugel squeals with joy. "Yes! Yes! I would love to learn from you! And getting paid for it would be a dream!"
She laughs "Never been one for restfulness.." she admits.
He nods "Tomorrow? Is that best for you?"
"It was either this or burning everything you own every day until you give in and say that it wasn't a sacrifice you're willing to make, and honestly I doubt you would ever say that. So this is the right choice."
He pumps a fist. "Incredible! That would be amazing!"
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
Her hips have a sort of hypnotic quality about them. Before long, he is noticed. "You need a top off?"
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
"Well, with the clientele we have, I cant afford to order the good stuff, so if you wanna make a donation, I can buy better coffee and for free, I'll show you where you can stick it.." She says scoffing.
He tilts his head, his face neutral "If you would like, I could lend you my own supply." He offered "I get mine from outer feywild and out in the celestial realm."
Her face softens and she flushes, feeling a bit rude "If you wouldn't mind, actually... hey, you wouldn't mind supplying us, would you?.."
*Saphuno: (is rude)
William: I am going to put her in a pot and cook her.*
"Hm. Sure. Come by the Red Plate and I'll give it to you." He stands up, nodding quietly and walking outm
*The tiefling wrath will know no bounds*
Saphuno, not knowing where the Red Plate is, agrees reluctantly, making sure to grab her gear and potions before following William
As she arrives, she finds it empty at the moment, most likely because of the closed sign. As she makes her way inside, the smell of rot and blood fills the air. The further she walks in, the more the smell permeates the air. In the back, she catches a glimpse of William... And a body of an elf on the table.
Her paw darts to her dagger, fear and disgust in her eyes "What the F[GP]!? Why is there a corpse?!"
He looks up, smiling softly "Hi there, glad you could make it." He says and stabs the knife into the leg where it sits.
She primes a fireball, an arm holding the dagger pointed towards William while covering her nose, the other arm pointed towards him
"You got some sh!t to explain... right now."
"Well you see, she decided to falsely incriminate the innocent, lying on the stand all to make a quick buck. She was rude also, called me a slur I do not wish to repeat." He said, slicing off her leg "She will be prepared for tomorrows meal."
He laughs a little at her attempt "You can try to set me ablaze but I must warn you that wouldn't be in your best interest."
"Okay, look, I don't care what kinda f[GP]ed sh!t you're into, I admit, i'm a little freaky myself, but I don't want any trouble, I just want that coffee you said was really good. i'll be cool.. I wont cause any troubles.. I wont even tell anybody that you're... into some cannabilistic fetish thing.." She says while dropping her dagger back into the sheath, letting go of the magic, and raising her paws
"Hah! Of course you are one of those, thinking everything is sexualized. No, I eat because I have to and, honestly, I am about ten seconds away from slipping my carving knife in your face and turning you into tomorrows meal."
"Thank you. I'll get you some papers to read over relating to company policy, then you can be on your way to a restful recovery."
The strugel squeals with joy. "Yes! Yes! I would love to learn from you! And getting paid for it would be a dream!"
She laughs "Never been one for restfulness.." she admits.
He nods "Tomorrow? Is that best for you?"
"It was either this or burning everything you own every day until you give in and say that it wasn't a sacrifice you're willing to make, and honestly I doubt you would ever say that. So this is the right choice."
He pumps a fist. "Incredible! That would be amazing!"
She huffs "I'm hungry." She says, poking him in the ribs and grinning playfully.
"Wonderful. Then it's a deal." He extends a hand wreathed in black thorns wilting pear blossom.
She pulls away, a little out of breath. "That was much better~"
He leans back, his grin only growing wider “You should finish that cake before it spoils.”
She nods and pulls the plate in front of her, staring into his eyes, making every bite very exagerated, but mischievous.
He looks at her, wiggling his brows equally mischievously, eating a piece of his own cake,
She finishes the plate, sighs and leans back before patting her stomach. "I'm so fat.. that was so good.."
Damian shakes his head “You are by no means fat. You’re just… plump I’d say. And I have no issue with that.” He walks behind her, rubbing her shoulders softly.
"Mmm, that feels good..." She says as she groans from the pleasure of his little hands. There is quite a bit of tension in her muscles. Her cotton ball tail thrashes silently
He laughs softly, his little hands moving around the tension, pressing down on her “I’m trying my best, it’s the least I can do.” He kisses the side of her head “I care about you after all, and I don’t have much time.”
"Hopefully that all changes soon. how is your friend making progress?"
*Oh whoops.*
“From what I hear he is making progress, although he doesn’t like the work.”
"Well he'll have to suck it up for my little pup to get better and hopefully live to raise his kid, wont he?"
“I hope he does. Because if fails to save me then he’d be failing to save himself. Now I haven’t asked how your day is going, how is it?”
"Thank you. I'll get you some papers to read over relating to company policy, then you can be on your way to a restful recovery."
The strugel squeals with joy. "Yes! Yes! I would love to learn from you! And getting paid for it would be a dream!"
She laughs "Never been one for restfulness.." she admits.
He nods "Tomorrow? Is that best for you?"
"It was either this or burning everything you own every day until you give in and say that it wasn't a sacrifice you're willing to make, and honestly I doubt you would ever say that. So this is the right choice."
He pumps a fist. "Incredible! That would be amazing!"
She huffs "I'm hungry." She says, poking him in the ribs and grinning playfully.
"Wonderful. Then it's a deal." He extends a hand wreathed in black thorns wilting pear blossom.
"Fine then. You want canned sardine chunks, or should I force a reservation somewhere?"
The strugel takes it, his own hand wreathed in a dull, orange light. "Just a warning, if you throw me under the bus for this you'll be angering the gods of hospitality who watch over businesses like this one. I'm, uh, kinda high-ranking in their church. I don't expect you to hurt me, but it seems like important information to get out of the way."
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
Her hips have a sort of hypnotic quality about them. Before long, he is noticed. "You need a top off?"
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
"Well, with the clientele we have, I cant afford to order the good stuff, so if you wanna make a donation, I can buy better coffee and for free, I'll show you where you can stick it.." She says scoffing.
He tilts his head, his face neutral "If you would like, I could lend you my own supply." He offered "I get mine from outer feywild and out in the celestial realm."
Her face softens and she flushes, feeling a bit rude "If you wouldn't mind, actually... hey, you wouldn't mind supplying us, would you?.."
*Saphuno: (is rude)
William: I am going to put her in a pot and cook her.*
"Hm. Sure. Come by the Red Plate and I'll give it to you." He stands up, nodding quietly and walking outm
*The tiefling wrath will know no bounds*
Saphuno, not knowing where the Red Plate is, agrees reluctantly, making sure to grab her gear and potions before following William
As she arrives, she finds it empty at the moment, most likely because of the closed sign. As she makes her way inside, the smell of rot and blood fills the air. The further she walks in, the more the smell permeates the air. In the back, she catches a glimpse of William... And a body of an elf on the table.
Her paw darts to her dagger, fear and disgust in her eyes "What the F[GP]!? Why is there a corpse?!"
He looks up, smiling softly "Hi there, glad you could make it." He says and stabs the knife into the leg where it sits.
She primes a fireball, an arm holding the dagger pointed towards William while covering her nose, the other arm pointed towards him
"You got some sh!t to explain... right now."
"Well you see, she decided to falsely incriminate the innocent, lying on the stand all to make a quick buck. She was rude also, called me a slur I do not wish to repeat." He said, slicing off her leg "She will be prepared for tomorrows meal."
He laughs a little at her attempt "You can try to set me ablaze but I must warn you that wouldn't be in your best interest."
"Okay, look, I don't care what kinda f[GP]ed sh!t you're into, I admit, i'm a little freaky myself, but I don't want any trouble, I just want that coffee you said was really good. i'll be cool.. I wont cause any troubles.. I wont even tell anybody that you're... into some cannabilistic fetish thing.." She says while dropping her dagger back into the sheath, letting go of the magic, and raising her paws
"Hah! Of course you are one of those, thinking everything is sexualized. No, I eat because I have to and, honestly, I am about ten seconds away from slipping my carving knife in your face and turning you into tomorrows meal."
"Well if you'd been through the month I've had you would also have your mind in the gutter. Look, dude, I don't want any trouble, I just want that coffee, like I said. I'll pay you whatever, then let you get back to your.. meal prepping. I understand the need to eat, and I respect the... pre emptive strike to properly prepare the food."
"Um, Felix. Felix Ambersmoke, from the illustrious Ambersmoke family on the arboreal-yet-volcanic Honkachu Island, home of the strugels. We run the biggest hotel-bathhouse-restaurant there, which is saying something given how many hotel-bathhouse-restaurants there are!"
"Now that's adorable! Well, I think I will have to go to this Hotel-Bathhouse- Resteraunt someday. Now, you can finish up, I'll go make that name tag, and then i'll pay you when you're done, Kay?"
"I would expect nothing less, Miss Saphuno." He drops down, bows and heads back to begin cleaning.
“‘Kay.” He moves to a nearby booth, grabbing his dropped sword as he goes.
*trauma lore dump of the century*
She pads behind eagerly, smiling as she sits next to him "Okay, so basically, I was born in a litter of three, turned out to be the strongest, and I was living with my parents for a while until some hunters came.. they came about 13 winters ago, so I guess that makes me... 19 seasons? anyway, I was captured because one of the hunters thought I should be made a pet instead of food and fur to sell. So he took me, made me learned engish (no typos here btw), taught me how to smells weird stuffs like people stealing, uhm... some other stuff but I cant remembers what its called... Anyway, it was a lot of him getting stuff that smelled like stuffs he wanted me to find, some of it was weird and made me feel weird, and then also he made me sit in this box with a bunch of holes cut into it and I couldnt get out and I had no clothes... Oh and he always petted me in nice spots besides my head and ears. Anyway, he died and then I just kinda started wandering, trying to find cool stuffs, like your sword! I remember tracking you here, remember??"
Klei stares at her, looking horrified. Once again, he has no words.
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I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Thank you. I'll get you some papers to read over relating to company policy, then you can be on your way to a restful recovery."
The strugel squeals with joy. "Yes! Yes! I would love to learn from you! And getting paid for it would be a dream!"
She laughs "Never been one for restfulness.." she admits.
He nods "Tomorrow? Is that best for you?"
"It was either this or burning everything you own every day until you give in and say that it wasn't a sacrifice you're willing to make, and honestly I doubt you would ever say that. So this is the right choice."
He pumps a fist. "Incredible! That would be amazing!"
She huffs "I'm hungry." She says, poking him in the ribs and grinning playfully.
"Wonderful. Then it's a deal." He extends a hand wreathed in black thorns wilting pear blossom.
"Fine then. You want canned sardine chunks, or should I force a reservation somewhere?"
The strugel takes it, his own hand wreathed in a dull, orange light. "Just a warning, if you throw me under the bus for this you'll be angering the gods of hospitality who watch over businesses like this one. I'm, uh, kinda high-ranking in their church. I don't expect you to hurt me, but it seems like important information to get out of the way."
"Nope!" She grins and picks him up, standing on the windowsill "Watch this!". She tips back and falls off the edge. Right before they hit the ground, the ground opens up and swallows them whole. Where the end up is a little coffee bar and such with a woman dressed in black behind the counter.
"I would never and you can have my word on that." He says, truthfully.
*Are there any human remains left near the Red Plate?*
*Yes, bones outside.*
*Perfect*
The Larry is investigating skeletal remnants not far from the Red Plate.
The bones have gnaw marks on them
They pick up the bone, holding it up to their face hole. They then drop to their knees and begin looking around the area for any other clues. Investigation: 15
He finds scratch marks on trees.
Taking note of this, the Larry stands and heads toward the Red Plate to investigate further.
As he enters, the kitchen is bustling, William is in the meat cooler, removing skin for a roast.
They look around, blood and saltwater slowly pooling below them.
William sniffs the air at the wrong time and snaps his head to look at them.
As William is outside of their blindsight, the Larry doesn’t notice this.
William stalks over (Make a Strength Check for me.)
22
*Missed by two*
William hails him up by the scruff of his neck. "Staff, what do we do with roaches that come I here?" He yells, his staff looking and answering in unison "We but off their legs Chef!"
Inadvisable. We have more legs than you have hairs on your disgusting human body.
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"It was either this or burning everything you own every day until you give in and say that it wasn't a sacrifice you're willing to make, and honestly I doubt you would ever say that. So this is the right choice."
He pumps a fist. "Incredible! That would be amazing!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Hah! Of course you are one of those, thinking everything is sexualized. No, I eat because I have to and, honestly, I am about ten seconds away from slipping my carving knife in your face and turning you into tomorrows meal."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
She huffs "I'm hungry." She says, poking him in the ribs and grinning playfully.
"Wonderful. Then it's a deal." He extends a hand wreathed in black thorns wilting pear blossom.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“I hope he does. Because if fails to save me then he’d be failing to save himself. Now I haven’t asked how your day is going, how is it?”
"Fine then. You want canned sardine chunks, or should I force a reservation somewhere?"
The strugel takes it, his own hand wreathed in a dull, orange light. "Just a warning, if you throw me under the bus for this you'll be angering the gods of hospitality who watch over businesses like this one. I'm, uh, kinda high-ranking in their church. I don't expect you to hurt me, but it seems like important information to get out of the way."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
(Give me a Strength check)
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Aackk I'm sorry!*
"Oh dear.." she nuzzles against him "I am so sorry."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"I would expect nothing less, Miss Saphuno." He drops down, bows and heads back to begin cleaning.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Klei stares at her, looking horrified. Once again, he has no words.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Nope!" She grins and picks him up, standing on the windowsill "Watch this!". She tips back and falls off the edge. Right before they hit the ground, the ground opens up and swallows them whole. Where the end up is a little coffee bar and such with a woman dressed in black behind the counter.
"I would never and you can have my word on that." He says, truthfully.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*I'd oki :D*
"Why?" He tilts his head a little, "They're still ok I think." He says softly
Inadvisable. We have more legs than you have hairs on your disgusting human body.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.