"A hero with a scythe huh? Ill get yall's meals ready, nice to meet you, hero. Don't flirt with my boyfriend." He walks back into the kitchen.
He blubbers and clings to them, smiling up at the love of his life with a stupid grin.
He leans into their neck, giving them a little peck, "I'll eat once you're done with your ice cream, I like warm blood."
"He's a good one." he sits down across from Ty
"Cutie." he lays them on top of him, rubbing their back
"Okay." he smiles and turns to kiss back before focusing on his treat
Ty watches them go, squinting “He’s a good one? If you say so, we didn’t even order, how do they know what we want?”
They kisses them weakly, for a fiend they can’t handle the heavy weight stuff well.
He rubs their back, waiting patiently for them to finish, quite the horrifying sight to see Dracula in an ice cream parlor.
"He knows my usual, and I'm guessing he's gonna give you today's special."
"Aww, so adorable. That was only one bud, baby." he kisses back
He doesn't care, he loves them. he munches on the cone, finishing it.
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He looks scared for a second. “I won’t.” He yelps.
He laughs at them being scared, "Dont worry, I ain't gonna kill ya less yer bad, an' you ain't bad, right?"
“I can’t claim to be good.”
He tilts his head, "That ain't sayin' the same as you ain't bad. Yes 'er no."
“I’m not bad either.”
"One more time, yes 'er no."
“No.”
He sighs, “Good fer yer sake, what brings ya here, Golden boy?”
“I needed a place to live. I just moved out of my house. Been living there for twenty years. It burned down…”
“Ya shouldn’t tell everybody yer story either, Inn’s a good place to stay, safe, prices ain’t bad from what I hear.”
“Why shouldn’t I?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Well, alrighty then. You'd have a home if you joined me, though."
“Fine. I guess we’re friends.”
"Lovely." You feel a bit of pain in your soul, as if you've bound yourself to something. You now realize that Lumen is a cult leader, and now you are bound to him.
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"Well, alrighty then. You'd have a home if you joined me, though."
“Fine. I guess we’re friends.”
"Lovely." You feel a bit of pain in your soul, as if you've bound yourself to something. You now realize that Lumen is a cult leader, and now you are bound to him.
“W-what did you do to me?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
"Well, I don't like using names, but I like to hold rituals in the wood with the local townschildren, bake cookies inside of trees, and turn small animals into leather. What about you?" He holds out the tray.
*This a good place to end too?*
*Yep, that's a good place to end.*
"I like fighting demons, killing demons, having fun, and hopefully saving the people I care about along the way. Name's Ty, and I am what I like to call, a hero." He says with a chuckle at himself, taking a single cookie.
"Don't tell your name to someone you don't know. They could be fey. I'm on my..." He sets the tray on his lap and counts on his paws. "...seventh name at this point. I like it, so I'm hiding it for now. Nice to meet you, Ty." He laughs and kicks his feet. "So, why?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A hero with a scythe huh? Ill get yall's meals ready, nice to meet you, hero. Don't flirt with my boyfriend." He walks back into the kitchen.
He blubbers and clings to them, smiling up at the love of his life with a stupid grin.
He leans into their neck, giving them a little peck, "I'll eat once you're done with your ice cream, I like warm blood."
"He's a good one." he sits down across from Ty
"Cutie." he lays them on top of him, rubbing their back
"Okay." he smiles and turns to kiss back before focusing on his treat
Ty watches them go, squinting “He’s a good one? If you say so, we didn’t even order, how do they know what we want?”
They kisses them weakly, for a fiend they can’t handle the heavy weight stuff well.
He rubs their back, waiting patiently for them to finish, quite the horrifying sight to see Dracula in an ice cream parlor.
"He knows my usual, and I'm guessing he's gonna give you today's special."
"Aww, so adorable. That was only one bud, baby." he kisses back
He doesn't care, he loves them. he munches on the cone, finishing it.
He leans back in the chair, sighing “If you say so, hope it doesn’t have any poison in it, don’t want indigestion.”
He makes sure to stay still, not wanting to get wrapped up in the hammock.
He rubs their neck once they’re done with the ice cream, “May I now, my love?”
"Pimento knows better than to poison customers. I hope."
"I love you, baby." he kisses their nose, closing his eyes.
"Yes, you may, dear." he prepares
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“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Well, alrighty then. You'd have a home if you joined me, though."
“Fine. I guess we’re friends.”
"Lovely." You feel a bit of pain in your soul, as if you've bound yourself to something. You now realize that Lumen is a cult leader, and now you are bound to him.
“W-what did you do to me?”
"I didn't do anything, you did. Come with me, Follower, to your new home."
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"Well, alrighty then. You'd have a home if you joined me, though."
“Fine. I guess we’re friends.”
"Lovely." You feel a bit of pain in your soul, as if you've bound yourself to something. You now realize that Lumen is a cult leader, and now you are bound to him.
“W-what did you do to me?”
"I didn't do anything, you did. Come with me, Follower, to your new home."
“What even is your… thing?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"Well, I don't like using names, but I like to hold rituals in the wood with the local townschildren, bake cookies inside of trees, and turn small animals into leather. What about you?" He holds out the tray.
*This a good place to end too?*
*Yep, that's a good place to end.*
"I like fighting demons, killing demons, having fun, and hopefully saving the people I care about along the way. Name's Ty, and I am what I like to call, a hero." He says with a chuckle at himself, taking a single cookie.
"Don't tell your name to someone you don't know. They could be fey. I'm on my..." He sets the tray on his lap and counts on his paws. "...seventh name at this point. I like it, so I'm hiding it for now. Nice to meet you, Ty." He laughs and kicks his feet. "So, why?"
“Names don’t matter to me, if a fey wants to take it they can have it, a hero’s known for more than just their name, for their presence and all that.” He bites into the cookie “What do you mean why, why what dude?”
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
“We just… started talking. I guess.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
“Ya shouldn’t tell everybody yer story either, Inn’s a good place to stay, safe, prices ain’t bad from what I hear.”
"He knows my usual, and I'm guessing he's gonna give you today's special."
"Aww, so adorable. That was only one bud, baby." he kisses back
He doesn't care, he loves them. he munches on the cone, finishing it.
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“Why shouldn’t I?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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He leans back in the chair, sighing “If you say so, hope it doesn’t have any poison in it, don’t want indigestion.”
He makes sure to stay still, not wanting to get wrapped up in the hammock.
He rubs their neck once they’re done with the ice cream, “May I now, my love?”
"Lovely." You feel a bit of pain in your soul, as if you've bound yourself to something. You now realize that Lumen is a cult leader, and now you are bound to him.
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“W-what did you do to me?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Cut for Ban.*
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
"Don't tell your name to someone you don't know. They could be fey. I'm on my..." He sets the tray on his lap and counts on his paws. "...seventh name at this point. I like it, so I'm hiding it for now. Nice to meet you, Ty." He laughs and kicks his feet. "So, why?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Pimento knows better than to poison customers. I hope."
"I love you, baby." he kisses their nose, closing his eyes.
"Yes, you may, dear." he prepares
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“I am smart.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I didn't do anything, you did. Come with me, Follower, to your new home."
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“What even is your… thing?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“Names don’t matter to me, if a fey wants to take it they can have it, a hero’s known for more than just their name, for their presence and all that.” He bites into the cookie “What do you mean why, why what dude?”
*Hello Jester. Wanna do one last RP?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He raises an eyebrow, “You hope? Absolutely great, don’t want a start a fight, so I’ll try not to.”
He closes his own, “Blove you too… so much…”
They lean down, and begin to drain them just a little bit, enough to sustain and maybe a bit more.
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
*Hey Tar Tar. Finally joined this.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“We just… started talking. I guess.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!