He nods, giggling through that analog autotune mask. "I learned my craft from strange venues and dark alcoves. A hag here, a demon there, a lich hither, a genie thither. I specialize in the use of fey dishes, since they interest me the most. Believe it or not, fey don't take a scientific approach to cooking, but an engineering approach. An 'if it works and I can recreate it, it's good' type of thought process. Also the first sweets I ever ate were from a Brindlecap, and I've been enamored with these little glamoured goodies ever since."
He listens to them, kicking out his feet and lying splayed in the dirt, looking out at the sky with a smile on his face “It’s all about that one chance encounter that leads to a life you never would’ve expected, I never thought I’d be a thrill seeking hero, but never the less, I’m here, fighting demons and having the best time of my life doing it.”
"Sounds like a good deal. I'm trying to teach the local population to be themselves and live in wonder instead of fear. That's what makes my life better." He puts away his knife and lifts his mask slightly, revealing the stitched and glued remains of what was once a mouth, filled to the brim with teeth. He starts chowing down on cookies.
He takes a few more cookies, chowing down as well because they are delicious, though one goes down the wrong pipe because he’s lying down and he begins choking, coughing rather loudly and pulling his mask all the way down to try and get it out, to no avail.
“You can’t make me do that either. I’m loyal to nobody.”
"Then atleast be a productive member of our neighborhood." he sighs, rubbing his face.
“You’re a psycho.”
"Shut up.."
“No!”
"Whether you like it or not, you're stuck with me. C'mon."
“Fine.” He follows Lumen.
He takes them to a town made of four sections, the whole town being a circle 3 miles wide. each sections represents a season. He leads them to the spring portion "This is Aspen: Spring."
“Why are they modeled after seasons?” He seems to be in awe. “And why did you take me to this particular season?”
"Gods dwell here, each controlling the season they live in. Spring is where the neighborhood is."
“I really know nothing about this place…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“You can’t make me do that either. I’m loyal to nobody.”
"Then atleast be a productive member of our neighborhood." he sighs, rubbing his face.
“You’re a psycho.”
"Shut up.."
“No!”
"Whether you like it or not, you're stuck with me. C'mon."
“Fine.” He follows Lumen.
He takes them to a town made of four sections, the whole town being a circle 3 miles wide. each sections represents a season. He leads them to the spring portion "This is Aspen: Spring."
“Why are they modeled after seasons?” He seems to be in awe. “And why did you take me to this particular season?”
"Gods dwell here, each controlling the season they live in. Spring is where the neighborhood is."
“I really know nothing about this place…”
"No, you don't." he smiles and points to a house that would fit four people in it. "That's yours."
“That’s large enough for four!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*I gtg soon, but I love you!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
He takes a few more cookies, chowing down as well because they are delicious, though one goes down the wrong pipe because he’s lying down and he begins choking, coughing rather loudly and pulling his mask all the way down to try and get it out, to no avail.
*Salem?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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He looks back down to them, “If ya wanna trust me, I ain’t gonna stop ya, but give it some thinkin’ first.”
“Tell me what kind of secret at least! Come on man, something.”
She hugs them back, still weak, but happy “I love you, Dew.”
“And now we get to return to the privacy of our home.” He smiles.
“I really know nothing about this place…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“Okay. But we’re not friends. I just trust you.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
He raises an eyebrow before shrugging “If ya say so, better get yerself some shelter ‘fore it starts rainin’.”
He looks up. “Oh jeez. I suppose I should.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
He smiles brightly “Cool, me too. Well, demons, almost went after your boyfriend by accident.”
She pulls them into a real kiss, joyful and passionate.
He puts them down on their bed, kissing their forehead, “What now?”
He nods, “I’ll see ya around, Golden boy.” He begins walking off, dragging his cleaver with him.
“Actually, I’m more gold and silver.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“That’s large enough for four!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“Maybe I’ll help… I do need a purpose.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!