"Don't tell your name to someone you don't know. They could be fey. I'm on my..." He sets the tray on his lap and counts on his paws. "...seventh name at this point. I like it, so I'm hiding it for now. Nice to meet you, Ty." He laughs and kicks his feet. "So, why?"
“Names don’t matter to me, if a fey wants to take it they can have it, a hero’s known for more than just their name, for their presence and all that.” He bites into the cookie “What do you mean why, why what dude?”
It's extremely good, almost ambrosial.
"Why do you enjoy killing demons? Why are you a hero? Why do you specify that you like fun when that could mean way too many things?" He sounds curious, his voice sounding almost like a song through his absurdist mask.
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
“We just… started talking. I guess.”
“Judge people on appearances, if somebody looks like a killer, they might just be, an’ is it worth findin’ out the hard way?”
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
“We just… started talking. I guess.”
“Judge people on appearances, if somebody looks like a killer, they might just be, an’ is it worth findin’ out the hard way?”
“And if they look nice, they’re also a killer, right?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"Don't tell your name to someone you don't know. They could be fey. I'm on my..." He sets the tray on his lap and counts on his paws. "...seventh name at this point. I like it, so I'm hiding it for now. Nice to meet you, Ty." He laughs and kicks his feet. "So, why?"
“Names don’t matter to me, if a fey wants to take it they can have it, a hero’s known for more than just their name, for their presence and all that.” He bites into the cookie “What do you mean why, why what dude?”
It's extremely good, almost ambrosial.
"Why do you enjoy killing demons? Why are you a hero? Why do you specify that you like fun when that could mean way too many things?" He sounds curious, his voice sounding almost like a song through his absurdist mask.
“I like killing demons because I love chasing death, chasing thrills and almost failing to come out every time. I am a hero because I use the greater good as an excuse to do what I want, chase thrills and the bigger fish. I like fun because I see no point in specifying what fun things I like doing, because there are too many to specify.”
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
“We just… started talking. I guess.”
“Judge people on appearances, if somebody looks like a killer, they might just be, an’ is it worth findin’ out the hard way?”
“And if they look nice, they’re also a killer, right?”
“No, but appearances are a good first impression, if ya want ta dig deeper, I won’t stop ya.”
“Because someone like a giant with a cleaver might decide to kill ya.” He swings down right next to them, exploding the dirt around them, missing by an inch.
“Don’t do that!”
“Why? Afraid ya’ll die, the learn ta get smart, learn how ta avoid risks where ya want ta.”
“I am smart.”
“No ya ain’t, ya woulda not interacted with me in the first place if ya were.”
“We just… started talking. I guess.”
“Judge people on appearances, if somebody looks like a killer, they might just be, an’ is it worth findin’ out the hard way?”
“And if they look nice, they’re also a killer, right?”
“No, but appearances are a good first impression, if ya want ta dig deeper, I won’t stop ya.”
“Who do I trust?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*Kinda drowning right now, I’m really sorry.£
“You’re a cult. Who do you worship?” He says bluntly.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
It's extremely good, almost ambrosial.
"Why do you enjoy killing demons? Why are you a hero? Why do you specify that you like fun when that could mean way too many things?" He sounds curious, his voice sounding almost like a song through his absurdist mask.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Judge people on appearances, if somebody looks like a killer, they might just be, an’ is it worth findin’ out the hard way?”
“And if they look nice, they’re also a killer, right?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“Oh jeez. Does that mean I have to worship you? You can’t make me!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“I like killing demons because I love chasing death, chasing thrills and almost failing to come out every time. I am a hero because I use the greater good as an excuse to do what I want, chase thrills and the bigger fish. I like fun because I see no point in specifying what fun things I like doing, because there are too many to specify.”
*I fixed it, recheck the reply please.*
“What do you mean, good idea? Sounds a little like a threat.”
“You can’t make me do that either. I’m loyal to nobody.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“No, but appearances are a good first impression, if ya want ta dig deeper, I won’t stop ya.”
*Ya don't have to be sorry dude, especially on your last day for a few years*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Welp, here.*
He nods, “I’m not stupid enough to fight people I don’t know unless I’m forced to.”
He closes his own, “Blove you too… so much…”
They lean down, and begin to drain them just a little bit, enough to sustain and maybe a bit more.
*I don’t have to be, but I’m going to be, I wish I was better.*
“Who do I trust?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!