A humanoid automaton in an apron walks out in front of Ulgar, not in the faintest hurry. It is large and bulky, with brown paint and gold detailing clearly designed for vaguely steampunk aesthetics over function. "Hello, sir, madam, or other." The machine speaks in a feminine voice, despite not really resembling a woman in any meaningful capacity.
"Please refrain from causing any further harm. You are distressing my customers severely."
Ulgar lets go of a now anemic peasant, who is crying over their lost arm. He turns to the automata, sizing them up. "Who are you to stop my rampage! Its Samhain!"
"I was recently installed in this location, and I must protect my corporation's reputation as a safe place for people of all societal strata and wealth categorizations." It walks over to the peasant, before using some sort of spray on them, healing them for a single hit point to stop the bleeding. "I'm afraid I am permanently on-duty, even during holidays."
"Boo-hoo." They reply. "Think of all the publicity of the company! All publicity is good publicity right? The stock price must be soaring." Ulgar replies, slowly stepping back from the mechanical monstrosity, making sure their stance is ready for a combat.
The peasant faints
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Well, about the character. His name is Ekko. I just want to make sure you know that if I make him accurate to the character he's based off, he cannot lose. He tries and tries until he succeeds, and when he fails, he turns back time and tries again. To an observer, he does everything perfectly first time. It's a kind of OP ability, but if he turns back time more than 4 seconds he just... ceases to exist.*
*Shoves Meroving to the side* Hey!
*Huh, how interesting. I mean, there's always the case that the tavern's magic prevents them from beating everyone and everything. Also theres the case of what happens when two time travelers attempt to out time travel each other*
*yes. That would be... interesting to watch.*
*Yeah, it is weird that one of my characters has all of the Infinity Stones*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I was recently installed in this location, and I must protect my corporation's reputation as a safe place for people of all societal strata and wealth categorizations." It walks over to the peasant, before using some sort of spray on them, healing them for a single hit point to stop the bleeding. "I'm afraid I am permanently on-duty, even during holidays."
"Boo-hoo." They reply. "Think of all the publicity of the company! All publicity is good publicity right? The stock price must be soaring." Ulgar replies, slowly stepping back from the mechanical monstrosity, making sure their stance is ready for a combat.
The peasant faints
"Please consider the following:" The automaton's stomach opens up, revealing an oven. Inside is a massive, mechanized saw of some sort. The machine pulls out the red-hot weapon and closes her stomach hatch. "Is your rampage worth your life?"
"I see why. It isn't a proud one to bear." He points his beak at the ghost costume. "Hiding yourself beneath a sheet won't help your timid appearance I'm afraid."
"W-what? No..." Yacatl says, realizing they've been slooping down. After straightening his back, he replies. "So why do you hide under the sheet? Do you have something to hide?"
"I have plenty to hide," he gives a chuckle that sounds straight out of the Mariana Trench. "But I was asking what you were doing with that sheet."
*Well, about the character. His name is Ekko. I just want to make sure you know that if I make him accurate to the character he's based off, he cannot lose. He tries and tries until he succeeds, and when he fails, he turns back time and tries again. To an observer, he does everything perfectly first time. It's a kind of OP ability, but if he turns back time more than 4 seconds he just... ceases to exist.*
*Shoves Meroving to the side* Hey!
*Huh, how interesting. I mean, there's always the case that the tavern's magic prevents them from beating everyone and everything. Also theres the case of what happens when two time travelers attempt to out time travel each other*
*yes. That would be... interesting to watch.*
*Yeah, it is weird that one of my characters has all of the Infinity Stones*
*indeed. Well, I have to go for maybe 20 minutes because I have to exercise. brb*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
"I was recently installed in this location, and I must protect my corporation's reputation as a safe place for people of all societal strata and wealth categorizations." It walks over to the peasant, before using some sort of spray on them, healing them for a single hit point to stop the bleeding. "I'm afraid I am permanently on-duty, even during holidays."
"Boo-hoo." They reply. "Think of all the publicity of the company! All publicity is good publicity right? The stock price must be soaring." Ulgar replies, slowly stepping back from the mechanical monstrosity, making sure their stance is ready for a combat.
The peasant faints
"Please consider the following:" The automaton's stomach opens up, revealing an oven. Inside is a massive, mechanized saw of some sort. The machine pulls out the red-hot weapon and closes her stomach hatch. "Is your rampage worth your life?"
"Yes, because my life is already spent." They reply, hoovering in the air
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"I see why. It isn't a proud one to bear." He points his beak at the ghost costume. "Hiding yourself beneath a sheet won't help your timid appearance I'm afraid."
"W-what? No..." Yacatl says, realizing they've been slooping down. After straightening his back, he replies. "So why do you hide under the sheet? Do you have something to hide?"
"I have plenty to hide," he gives a chuckle that sounds straight out of the Mariana Trench. "But I was asking what you were doing with that sheet."
"Oh, I was debating what to make for a customer. I don't know, maybe ghost like you... but thats a bit too standard." Yacatl replies, deeply unnerved by this strange bird
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I have plenty to hide," he gives a chuckle that sounds straight out of the Mariana Trench. "But I was asking what you were doing with that sheet."
"Oh, I was debating what to make for a customer. I don't know, maybe ghost like you... but thats a bit too standard." Yacatl replies, deeply unnerved by this strange bird
"A ghost? Bah! That looks nothing like a ghost. That looks like a tablecloth. I'm as flesh and blood as the next spirit but I've flown with many ghosts and rescued countless souls from the waves. I'll show you a true ghost." He opens his beak and lets three shining pearls fall to the ground. The tiny sea-crystals shimmer at your feet like tears shed by the moon.
"Please consider the following:" The automaton's stomach opens up, revealing an oven. Inside is a massive, mechanized saw of some sort. The machine pulls out the red-hot weapon and closes her stomach hatch. "Is your rampage worth your life?"
"Yes, because my life is already spent." They reply, hoovering in the air
"But surely you would wish to cause carnage somewhere you would experience less resistance." The saw spins and sparks. It's quite a scary-looking weapon, but it doesn't appear to be magical.
"I have plenty to hide," he gives a chuckle that sounds straight out of the Mariana Trench. "But I was asking what you were doing with that sheet."
"Oh, I was debating what to make for a customer. I don't know, maybe ghost like you... but thats a bit too standard." Yacatl replies, deeply unnerved by this strange bird
"A ghost? Bah! That looks nothing like a ghost. That looks like a tablecloth. I'm as flesh and blood as the next spirit but I've flown with many ghosts and rescued countless souls from the waves. I'll show you a true ghost." He opens his beak and lets three shining pearls fall to the ground. The tiny sea-crystals shimmer at your feet like tears shed by the moon.
Yacatl steps back, examining the pearls. They snap their fingers, summoning a mage hand to pick up one. "You... your very strange, but I guess who here isn't."
*Detect Magic*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Please consider the following:" The automaton's stomach opens up, revealing an oven. Inside is a massive, mechanized saw of some sort. The machine pulls out the red-hot weapon and closes her stomach hatch. "Is your rampage worth your life?"
"Yes, because my life is already spent." They reply, hoovering in the air
"But surely you would wish to cause carnage somewhere you would experience less resistance." The saw spins and sparks. It's quite a scary-looking weapon, but it doesn't appear to be magical.
"Sure, how about here 10 minutes ago? Let's go recreate that!" He says, walking slowly over to the peasant. "I'll start by remutilating this guy, and you can simply walk away."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"But surely you would wish to cause carnage somewhere you would experience less resistance." The saw spins and sparks. It's quite a scary-looking weapon, but it doesn't appear to be magical.
"Sure, how about here 10 minutes ago? Let's go recreate that!" He says, walking slowly over to the peasant. "I'll start by remutilating this guy, and you can simply walk away."
"Please. Do not make me use force." The machine does not move.
"But surely you would wish to cause carnage somewhere you would experience less resistance." The saw spins and sparks. It's quite a scary-looking weapon, but it doesn't appear to be magical.
"Sure, how about here 10 minutes ago? Let's go recreate that!" He says, walking slowly over to the peasant. "I'll start by remutilating this guy, and you can simply walk away."
"Please. Do not make me use force." The machine does not move.
Ulgar reaches down, snapping, awakening the commoner. As he stares into the pesants eyes, he charms them.
"See, now he loves me, or she. I don't really care." "Um... what happened? Oh, you... what happened, I remember you attacking me but... but... your my friend." As the charm takes hold
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A boy of about 17 sits on the roof of the inn. I will not make an attempt to describe him and instead provide the image below:
He looks slightly confused about his situation.
A large flesh golem approaches them, waving.
Who might you be?
The boy starts and scrambles away from the golem. "Aaah! What the (GP)? What are you?!"
The golem? Yossele. It extends a stitched up hand
"You just look like a bunch of corpses stitched together to me!" He says, moving a few more steps back. "Golems are, like, big round things powered by steam and Hextech that sweep the streets."
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
A boy of about 17 sits on the roof of the inn. I will not make an attempt to describe him and instead provide the image below:
He looks slightly confused about his situation.
A large flesh golem approaches them, waving.
Who might you be?
The boy starts and scrambles away from the golem. "Aaah! What the (GP)? What are you?!"
The golem? Yossele. It extends a stitched up hand
"You just look like a bunch of corpses stitched together to me!" He says, moving a few more steps back. "Golems are, like, big round things powered by steam and Hextech that sweep the streets."
Not this baby, but thats besides the point. What's this Hextech you mentioned. Sounds fun!
The Golem stands motionless, before (attempting to) smile
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A boy of about 17 sits on the roof of the inn. I will not make an attempt to describe him and instead provide the image below:
He looks slightly confused about his situation.
A large flesh golem approaches them, waving.
Who might you be?
The boy starts and scrambles away from the golem. "Aaah! What the (GP)? What are you?!"
The golem? Yossele. It extends a stitched up hand
"You just look like a bunch of corpses stitched together to me!" He says, moving a few more steps back. "Golems are, like, big round things powered by steam and Hextech that sweep the streets."
Not this baby, but thats besides the point. What's this Hextech you mentioned. Sounds fun!
The Golem stands motionless, before (attempting to) smile
"Uhh..." The boy grimaces at the attempted smile. "It's like... a mixture of magic and engineering? Mostly used to make weapons, like my bat." He hefts the bat in his hands. "This thing was originally a Hextech clock hand, but I repurposed it."
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
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"Boo-hoo." They reply. "Think of all the publicity of the company! All publicity is good publicity right? The stock price must be soaring." Ulgar replies, slowly stepping back from the mechanical monstrosity, making sure their stance is ready for a combat.
The peasant faints
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Yeah, it is weird that one of my characters has all of the Infinity Stones*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Please consider the following:" The automaton's stomach opens up, revealing an oven. Inside is a massive, mechanized saw of some sort. The machine pulls out the red-hot weapon and closes her stomach hatch. "Is your rampage worth your life?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
"I have plenty to hide," he gives a chuckle that sounds straight out of the Mariana Trench. "But I was asking what you were doing with that sheet."
A boy of about 17 sits on the roof of the inn. I will not make an attempt to describe him and instead provide the image below:
He looks slightly confused about his situation.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
*indeed. Well, I have to go for maybe 20 minutes because I have to exercise. brb*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
"Yes, because my life is already spent." They reply, hoovering in the air
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Oh, I was debating what to make for a customer. I don't know, maybe ghost like you... but thats a bit too standard." Yacatl replies, deeply unnerved by this strange bird
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A large flesh golem approaches them, waving.
Who might you be?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"A ghost? Bah! That looks nothing like a ghost. That looks like a tablecloth. I'm as flesh and blood as the next spirit but I've flown with many ghosts and rescued countless souls from the waves. I'll show you a true ghost." He opens his beak and lets three shining pearls fall to the ground. The tiny sea-crystals shimmer at your feet like tears shed by the moon.
"But surely you would wish to cause carnage somewhere you would experience less resistance." The saw spins and sparks. It's quite a scary-looking weapon, but it doesn't appear to be magical.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Yacatl steps back, examining the pearls. They snap their fingers, summoning a mage hand to pick up one. "You... your very strange, but I guess who here isn't."
*Detect Magic*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Sure, how about here 10 minutes ago? Let's go recreate that!" He says, walking slowly over to the peasant. "I'll start by remutilating this guy, and you can simply walk away."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
The boy starts and scrambles away from the golem. "Aaah! What the (GP)? What are you?!"
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
"Please. Do not make me use force." The machine does not move.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
The golem? Yossele. It extends a stitched up hand
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Ulgar reaches down, snapping, awakening the commoner. As he stares into the pesants eyes, he charms them.
"See, now he loves me, or she. I don't really care."
"Um... what happened? Oh, you... what happened, I remember you attacking me but... but... your my friend." As the charm takes hold
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"You just look like a bunch of corpses stitched together to me!" He says, moving a few more steps back. "Golems are, like, big round things powered by steam and Hextech that sweep the streets."
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
Not this baby, but thats besides the point. What's this Hextech you mentioned. Sounds fun!
The Golem stands motionless, before (attempting to) smile
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Uhh..." The boy grimaces at the attempted smile. "It's like... a mixture of magic and engineering? Mostly used to make weapons, like my bat." He hefts the bat in his hands. "This thing was originally a Hextech clock hand, but I repurposed it."
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.