A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
"...what..."
“Nevermind… forget it. How’s your day my good feline?”
"Not particularly good, somebody failed at there job"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
"...what..."
“Nevermind… forget it. How’s your day my good feline?”
"Not particularly good, somebody failed at there job"
“Who’s ’somebody?’”
"Oh, nobody."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
"...what..."
“Nevermind… forget it. How’s your day my good feline?”
"Not particularly good, somebody failed at there job"
“Who’s ’somebody?’”
"Oh, nobody."
“Well they have to be somebody important for you to not have a good day today.”
"No, they're not important, what they could've done was important"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
"...what..."
“Nevermind… forget it. How’s your day my good feline?”
"Not particularly good, somebody failed at there job"
“Who’s ’somebody?’”
"Oh, nobody."
“Well they have to be somebody important for you to not have a good day today.”
"No, they're not important, what they could've done was important"
“Well that would make them important, yes? You can also predict my next question…”
"It wouldn't really make them important"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
"...what..."
“Nevermind… forget it. How’s your day my good feline?”
"Not particularly good, somebody failed at there job"
“Who’s ’somebody?’”
"Oh, nobody."
“Well they have to be somebody important for you to not have a good day today.”
"No, they're not important, what they could've done was important"
“Well that would make them important, yes? You can also predict my next question…”
"It wouldn't really make them important"
“Answer my unasked question please…”
"I don't know what the unasked question is"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"I've been alive for about 30 years, and have fought in two global wars that were started by people who thought that they should play God. I was created in a factory, jammed into a box where I ate my brothers and sisters, and shipped to the front lines. Most of those are turn-offs."
The puppet pauses for a second, and his friend pokes out again, eyes wide. "Well...wow. Man, that sounds rough. Look, though. I'm certainly willing to help you, if you'd want. There's not much that I do right now beyond sit and drink. I'm not going to play Daddy or whatnot, but I'd be willing to look with you----or, dunno, be like a cousin or something." He doesn't seem to understand the topic real well, though.
The critter smiles brightly. "I'd love to have a cousin! I heard they come over for dinner on holidays. That sounds pretty fun. Do you eat?"
"I've been alive for about 30 years, and have fought in two global wars that were started by people who thought that they should play God. I was created in a factory, jammed into a box where I ate my brothers and sisters, and shipped to the front lines. Most of those are turn-offs."
The puppet pauses for a second, and his friend pokes out again, eyes wide. "Well...wow. Man, that sounds rough. Look, though. I'm certainly willing to help you, if you'd want. There's not much that I do right now beyond sit and drink. I'm not going to play Daddy or whatnot, but I'd be willing to look with you----or, dunno, be like a cousin or something." He doesn't seem to understand the topic real well, though.
The critter smiles brightly. "I'd love to have a cousin! I heard they come over for dinner on holidays. That sounds pretty fun. Do you eat?"
The guy pokes his head out again, revealing his mouth ---- or where it would be. Instead, a layer of clammy, thin skin covers where any orifice would be. "Not really," the puppet replies. "I haven't really needed food for a while. Drink doesn't work too well, but I get a kick out of trying to pour it."
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
The critter smiles brightly. "I'd love to have a cousin! I heard they come over for dinner on holidays. That sounds pretty fun. Do you eat?"
The guy pokes his head out again, revealing his mouth ---- or where it would be. Instead, a layer of clammy, thin skin covers where any orifice would be. "Not really," the puppet replies. "I haven't really needed food for a while. Drink doesn't work too well, but I get a kick out of trying to pour it."
He frowns slightly, more confused than disappointed. "Dang. I have to eat like, five pounds of fresh meat a day. Like, real fresh. Hot-off-the-bone fresh. It was a lot easier during the war, but now I mostly eat at the abattoir. They let me drink the blood if I work there for half wage, and that works."
He reaches out a soft, clawless paw and gently touches the guy's face. "What's your name, by the way?"
“Nevermind… forget it. How’s your day my good feline?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Not particularly good, somebody failed at there job"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Who’s ’somebody?’”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Oh, nobody."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Well they have to be somebody important for you to not have a good day today.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"No, they're not important, what they could've done was important"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Well that would make them important, yes? You can also predict my next question…”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"It wouldn't really make them important"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Answer my unasked question please…”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"I don't know what the unasked question is"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Use your brain.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"I'm a kitten, I don't have much of one"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“What was then important job that your upset about the incompletion of.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The critter smiles brightly. "I'd love to have a cousin! I heard they come over for dinner on holidays. That sounds pretty fun. Do you eat?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The guy pokes his head out again, revealing his mouth ---- or where it would be. Instead, a layer of clammy, thin skin covers where any orifice would be. "Not really," the puppet replies. "I haven't really needed food for a while. Drink doesn't work too well, but I get a kick out of trying to pour it."
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
He frowns slightly, more confused than disappointed. "Dang. I have to eat like, five pounds of fresh meat a day. Like, real fresh. Hot-off-the-bone fresh. It was a lot easier during the war, but now I mostly eat at the abattoir. They let me drink the blood if I work there for half wage, and that works."
He reaches out a soft, clawless paw and gently touches the guy's face. "What's your name, by the way?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels