A small, fluffy strugel dressed as an Italian chef, complete with the red ascot and puffy hat, walks into the inn. There is a metal rim to his hat, and he has bandages covering half his face, but otherwise he seems rather normal. He doesn't carry any weapons or ridiculous items beyond that weird hat, and he waddles with both gentleness and confidence.
A young horned gentleman with light teal skin and dark aqua curly hair sits at one of the tables, stabbing at his food without actually eating it. He wears a suit of dark chainmail armor that shines a bit teal, and a cape the color of the seas of the warm tropics. He has abandoned his helmet, which has three slits, one for eyes, and one for each of his horns, to sit on the chair next to him, and the food he was eating has now turned to mush from being stabbed at too much.
The little creature waddles over and opens an unlabeled can with a pull tab, placing it on the table. It's filled with red sauce and what looks like ravioli, and is steaming hot somehow. He then places a little fork in it.
A small, fluffy strugel dressed as an Italian chef, complete with the red ascot and puffy hat, walks into the inn. There is a metal rim to his hat, and he has bandages covering half his face, but otherwise he seems rather normal. He doesn't carry any weapons or ridiculous items beyond that weird hat, and he waddles with both gentleness and confidence.
A young horned gentleman with light teal skin and dark aqua curly hair sits at one of the tables, stabbing at his food without actually eating it. He wears a suit of dark chainmail armor that shines a bit teal, and a cape the color of the seas of the warm tropics. He has abandoned his helmet, which has three slits, one for eyes, and one for each of his horns, to sit on the chair next to him, and the food he was eating has now turned to mush from being stabbed at too much.
The little creature waddles over and opens an unlabeled can with a pull tab, placing it on the table. It's filled with red sauce and what looks like ravioli, and is steaming hot somehow. He then places a little fork in it.
"Buon Appetito."
“Hm?” The boy looks around before his eyes finally settle on the strugel. He frowns. “Not interested in eating. Come to think of it, why did I even order in the first place? Ugh…” He groans. “What exactly are you? We don’t have… furry two legged things in my home world.”
A small, fluffy strugel dressed as an Italian chef, complete with the red ascot and puffy hat, walks into the inn. There is a metal rim to his hat, and he has bandages covering half his face, but otherwise he seems rather normal. He doesn't carry any weapons or ridiculous items beyond that weird hat, and he waddles with both gentleness and confidence.
"Lookin' for a job?" calls a voice, most likely directed at him, but perhaps not. A man sits in the corner ---- face and torso imperceptible, you can't discern much, other than the fact that he is carrying a very large, humanoid-ish puppet about the size of a newborn. A crudely-painted smile and eyes rest upon the thing's face, but there is a small slit where its mouth has been placed. That opens again. "Yeah, you! Chef-type. What're you looking for here?"
The ferret waddles over and places a black glass jar on the nearby table. There is a faint noise, as though it were filled with water and had a peeled boiled egg inside. "Family."
The man peers around the puppet, a green eye and a dark-brown one meeting the strugel's gaze for a second before darting towards the jar. "Have you lost them? Or are you looking for new ones?" the puppet asks, the man's hand slowly opening and closing as the mouth moves in time.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
The little creature waddles over and opens an unlabeled can with a pull tab, placing it on the table. It's filled with red sauce and what looks like ravioli, and is steaming hot somehow. He then places a little fork in it.
"Buon Appetito."
“Hm?” The boy looks around before his eyes finally settle on the strugel. He frowns. “Not interested in eating. Come to think of it, why did I even order in the first place? Ugh…” He groans. “What exactly are you? We don’t have… furry two legged things in my home world.”
He shrugs. "I dunno. Looked cute, and people like cute things, so I thought 'hey, why not?'" He takes the canned ravioli and starts to eat it himself. "After the war, they were handing out free reconstructions to just about everyone, 'cause being riddled with holes is not a good look."
The little creature waddles over and opens an unlabeled can with a pull tab, placing it on the table. It's filled with red sauce and what looks like ravioli, and is steaming hot somehow. He then places a little fork in it.
"Buon Appetito."
“Hm?” The boy looks around before his eyes finally settle on the strugel. He frowns. “Not interested in eating. Come to think of it, why did I even order in the first place? Ugh…” He groans. “What exactly are you? We don’t have… furry two legged things in my home world.”
He shrugs. "I dunno. Looked cute, and people like cute things, so I thought 'hey, why not?'" He takes the canned ravioli and starts to eat it himself. "After the war, they were handing out free reconstructions to just about everyone, 'cause being riddled with holes is not a good look."
“War? Here? I t-thought this was a safe place.” He shakes his head. “I can’t be here. Not if there’s any fighting.” He stares down at his armor, running a hand with a long scar across it on one of the links of his armor.
The ferret waddles over and places a black glass jar on the nearby table. There is a faint noise, as though it were filled with water and had a peeled boiled egg inside. "Family."
The man peers around the puppet, a green eye and a dark-brown one meeting the strugel's gaze for a second before darting towards the jar. "Have you lost them? Or are you looking for new ones?" the puppet asks, the man's hand slowly opening and closing as the mouth moves in time.
"I'm a bit of a first timer, honestly. A childhood seems like it would be nice to have, but I might be past that stage."
He shrugs. "I dunno. Looked cute, and people like cute things, so I thought 'hey, why not?'" He takes the canned ravioli and starts to eat it himself. "After the war, they were handing out free reconstructions to just about everyone, 'cause being riddled with holes is not a good look."
“War? Here? I t-thought this was a safe place.” He shakes his head. “I can’t be here. Not if there’s any fighting.” He stares down at his armor, running a hand with a long scar across it on one of the links of his armor.
"No, no, the war was a long time ago. No one wants to start that up again, for sure." He pats the young man on the knee. "There shouldn't be any fighting."
He shrugs. "I dunno. Looked cute, and people like cute things, so I thought 'hey, why not?'" He takes the canned ravioli and starts to eat it himself. "After the war, they were handing out free reconstructions to just about everyone, 'cause being riddled with holes is not a good look."
“War? Here? I t-thought this was a safe place.” He shakes his head. “I can’t be here. Not if there’s any fighting.” He stares down at his armor, running a hand with a long scar across it on one of the links of his armor.
"No, no, the war was a long time ago. No one wants to start that up again, for sure." He pats the young man on the knee. "There shouldn't be any fighting."
He shakes a bit and then nods. “I’m sorry. I lost myself a bit. I’m glad to be here, then.”
The ferret waddles over and places a black glass jar on the nearby table. There is a faint noise, as though it were filled with water and had a peeled boiled egg inside. "Family."
The man peers around the puppet, a green eye and a dark-brown one meeting the strugel's gaze for a second before darting towards the jar. "Have you lost them? Or are you looking for new ones?" the puppet asks, the man's hand slowly opening and closing as the mouth moves in time.
"I'm a bit of a first timer, honestly. A childhood seems like it would be nice to have, but I might be past that stage."
"Never knew that much myself. For as long as I can remember, it's been just him----" (here, the puppet gestures back towards the man) "----and I. How far past it might you be, though?"
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
"No, no, the war was a long time ago. No one wants to start that up again, for sure." He pats the young man on the knee. "There shouldn't be any fighting."
He shakes a bit and then nods. “I’m sorry. I lost myself a bit. I’m glad to be here, then.”
"That's good. Everyone should enjoy where they are." He doesn't sound entirely sincere.
He sits down across from the boy. "What's your name?"
"I'm a bit of a first timer, honestly. A childhood seems like it would be nice to have, but I might be past that stage."
"Never knew that much myself. For as long as I can remember, it's been just him----" (here, the puppet gestures back towards the man) "----and I. How far past it might you be, though?"
"I've been alive for about 30 years, and have fought in two global wars that were started by people who thought that they should play God. I was created in a factory, jammed into a box where I ate my brothers and sisters, and shipped to the front lines. Most of those are turn-offs."
"I'm a bit of a first timer, honestly. A childhood seems like it would be nice to have, but I might be past that stage."
"Never knew that much myself. For as long as I can remember, it's been just him----" (here, the puppet gestures back towards the man) "----and I. How far past it might you be, though?"
"I've been alive for about 30 years, and have fought in two global wars that were started by people who thought that they should play God. I was created in a factory, jammed into a box where I ate my brothers and sisters, and shipped to the front lines. Most of those are turn-offs."
The puppet pauses for a second, and his friend pokes out again, eyes wide. "Well...wow. Man, that sounds rough. Look, though. I'm certainly willing to help you, if you'd want. There's not much that I do right now beyond sit and drink. I'm not going to play Daddy or whatnot, but I'd be willing to look with you----or, dunno, be like a cousin or something." He doesn't seem to understand the topic real well, though.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
"...what..."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
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The little creature waddles over and opens an unlabeled can with a pull tab, placing it on the table. It's filled with red sauce and what looks like ravioli, and is steaming hot somehow. He then places a little fork in it.
"Buon Appetito."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Hm?” The boy looks around before his eyes finally settle on the strugel. He frowns. “Not interested in eating. Come to think of it, why did I even order in the first place? Ugh…” He groans. “What exactly are you? We don’t have… furry two legged things in my home world.”
*freaking dies*
owch
he/they
The man peers around the puppet, a green eye and a dark-brown one meeting the strugel's gaze for a second before darting towards the jar. "Have you lost them? Or are you looking for new ones?" the puppet asks, the man's hand slowly opening and closing as the mouth moves in time.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
*Anyone else wanna rp with Salt?*
*freaking dies*
owch
he/they
A white sturgeon with wire-rimmed glasses floats into the inn and goes up the stairs.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
He shrugs. "I dunno. Looked cute, and people like cute things, so I thought 'hey, why not?'" He takes the canned ravioli and starts to eat it himself. "After the war, they were handing out free reconstructions to just about everyone, 'cause being riddled with holes is not a good look."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“War? Here? I t-thought this was a safe place.” He shakes his head. “I can’t be here. Not if there’s any fighting.” He stares down at his armor, running a hand with a long scar across it on one of the links of his armor.
*freaking dies*
owch
he/they
"I'm a bit of a first timer, honestly. A childhood seems like it would be nice to have, but I might be past that stage."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"No, no, the war was a long time ago. No one wants to start that up again, for sure." He pats the young man on the knee. "There shouldn't be any fighting."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He shakes a bit and then nods. “I’m sorry. I lost myself a bit. I’m glad to be here, then.”
*freaking dies*
owch
he/they
"Never knew that much myself. For as long as I can remember, it's been just him----" (here, the puppet gestures back towards the man) "----and I. How far past it might you be, though?"
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
"That's good. Everyone should enjoy where they are." He doesn't sound entirely sincere.
He sits down across from the boy. "What's your name?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I've been alive for about 30 years, and have fought in two global wars that were started by people who thought that they should play God. I was created in a factory, jammed into a box where I ate my brothers and sisters, and shipped to the front lines. Most of those are turn-offs."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*gtg*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The puppet pauses for a second, and his friend pokes out again, eyes wide. "Well...wow. Man, that sounds rough. Look, though. I'm certainly willing to help you, if you'd want. There's not much that I do right now beyond sit and drink. I'm not going to play Daddy or whatnot, but I'd be willing to look with you----or, dunno, be like a cousin or something." He doesn't seem to understand the topic real well, though.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
*hf!*
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
A small kitten is standing near the top of the staircase
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
The fish magically adjusts its glasses. “Hello, does the whale sing country?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"...what..."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.