A large, older man walks into the Nightmare Hold. He's wearing a plague doctor's hat, an eyepatch, and has yellow pointed teeth
A fat, black, gargoyle-like creature is sleeping at the receptionist's desk. Its too-tight suit has come unbuttoned and a faint cyan light fades in and out in its mouth as it snores. There are many empty plates of what was likely spaghetti lying around it.
It snorts and slowly lifts its face off the desk, knocking over one of the plates. "Hello. Are you another guest?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A large, older man walks into the Nightmare Hold. He's wearing a plague doctor's hat, an eyepatch, and has yellow pointed teeth
A fat, black, gargoyle-like creature is sleeping at the receptionist's desk. Its too-tight suit has come unbuttoned and a faint cyan light fades in and out in its mouth as it snores. There are many empty plates of what was likely spaghetti lying around it.
It snorts and slowly lifts its face off the desk, knocking over one of the plates. "Hello. Are you another guest?"
'Yes, I can be. This place looks like it will do nicely for a guy like me'
A large, older man walks into the Nightmare Hold. He's wearing a plague doctor's hat, an eyepatch, and has yellow pointed teeth
A fat, black, gargoyle-like creature is sleeping at the receptionist's desk. Its too-tight suit has come unbuttoned and a faint cyan light fades in and out in its mouth as it snores. There are many empty plates of what was likely spaghetti lying around it.
It snorts and slowly lifts its face off the desk, knocking over one of the plates. "Hello. Are you another guest?"
'Yes, I can be. This place looks like it will do nicely for a guy like me'
It pulls out a big book and a wrought-iron key with an eye design woven into the handle. "I'm sure it is. Well, then, it would be best for you to sign in." It yawns.
"Pardon me, I've been sleeping for months now, and I wasn't expecting guests so soon. They are always welcome, though."
It holds out the giant book, revealing it to be full of names. "Please sign here and we can get you your key. It'll have to be your real name or it won't work. Don't worry, the book is pretty much only read by the hold itself, and it's currently resting until October."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Adventure, friendship, and nice food. Plus, this place is free, which is a better cost-to-quality ratio than you will find anywhere else, I guarantee!"
A fat, black, gargoyle-like creature is sleeping at the receptionist's desk. Its too-tight suit has come unbuttoned and a faint cyan light fades in and out in its mouth as it snores. There are many empty plates of what was likely spaghetti lying around it.
It snorts and slowly lifts its face off the desk, knocking over one of the plates. "Hello. Are you another guest?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Yes, I can be. This place looks like it will do nicely for a guy like me'
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It pulls out a big book and a wrought-iron key with an eye design woven into the handle. "I'm sure it is. Well, then, it would be best for you to sign in." It yawns.
"Pardon me, I've been sleeping for months now, and I wasn't expecting guests so soon. They are always welcome, though."
It holds out the giant book, revealing it to be full of names. "Please sign here and we can get you your key. It'll have to be your real name or it won't work. Don't worry, the book is pretty much only read by the hold itself, and it's currently resting until October."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He signs the book with the name Walden Draax
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The creature hands over the large, black key. "Your room will be just how you like it."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Well, haven't had that in a long time. This is a good place, sir'
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"Oh, it truly is. I should know, I helped design and build it."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'You know the courtyard, right, with the fighting? What happens to the dead?'
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"They get brought back, of course! It's a training ground, not an execution chamber!" It laughs heartily.
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'And the spilled blood? It would surely be a shame for that to go to waste...'
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"Collected and either returned or repurposed, depending on the desires of the ex-deceased."
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'Of course.'
You can see that on his right palm, there is a holy tattoo that has been crossed out
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The Master, the creature he was talking to, politely ignores this fact.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'So, what else does this Nightmare Hold offer?'
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"Adventure, friendship, and nice food. Plus, this place is free, which is a better cost-to-quality ratio than you will find anywhere else, I guarantee!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I can agree! And actual cooked food! It's been a long time since I last had that. And friendship. I wonder how he's getting on now? Probably dead'
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*This looks awesome, now I need to figure out how to make a character with Coraline vibes*
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*Page 69 on the spooky tavern *Shivers**
*Nothing good can come of this*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*OwO*
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*hi*
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