*AFEDvscb nhgafweADSZwgten gbv* This was the typing my dog made when he jumped on my computer, and it was such a beautiful work of literary art, I couldn't bear to remove it.
You wake up on the beach of a beautiful sea. To the left of you, the water is completely calm. You can see people swimming there, but their "splashes cause no water to rise, not even a ripple. On the right, the sea, as if separated by an invisible force, the water is wavy, and perfect for surfing, even though there isn't a single breeze. There are several people surfing there, having fun. The sky is perfectly clear, not a cloud in sight. To the left and right, there are identical taverns, but one is stocked with floating devices and bath toys, while the other is filled with surfboards. There are umbrellas and towels and chairs laid over the beaches on both sides. As you awaken, a young man wearing a bathing suit walks up to you with a surfboard under his arm.
Rules:
1. No fighting without my explicit permission, and only on PMs.
2. Be respectful to other players.
3. No 18+ material whatsoever. I don't know the age of any of you, so please be aware of what you are saying or doing. If you do want to have 18+ scenes, do so on PMs, as long as the other person(s) agree to it.
4. Do not overly swear, such as repeated or excessive swearing, or using the f@!# word.
5. Please, take it easy on the quote chains. My chromebook can barely handle it.
6. Have fun! Yes, THAT IS AN ORDER. Now, go have fun!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! One question at a time!" he says, chuckling. "Yes, this is the afterlife. You're here because this is what your deepest wish was for, apparently. That's how everyone arrives. You brought yourself here. I have no idea how you died, I just enforce the rules on this section of the beach. What do you remember of your final moments wherever you were?"
*What does your character look like?*
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
You can see that the man is trying not to smile and laugh. "Oh, well-" he laughs and covers it up with a cough, "Well, that sucks, doesn't it!" he bursts out laughing, and straightens up a few moments later. "Sorry," he says apologetically. "But that was... Well, not something I haven't heard before, but still funny."
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
Well I don't think my death was really funny, but if you do, I'm suure it was Hilarious, says the half elf frustratedly. Suddenly, he changes tone and asks, is there any food here? I haven't had breakfast, or lunch.
"Sorry," he says. "I just like hearing other people's stories, because I died in the most mundane way possible. And yes, we do have a few cafes in the inns on either side."
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The man shakes his head. "Sorry, I'm a sort of a lifegaurd here. I don't actually have to save people, because we're already dead, but I keep the people from fighting. Maybe another time, when I'm off duty? I get off in a couple of hours."
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
A dwarf with a long brown beard and long brown hair sits up from under the sand, apparently having been buried. He shakes the sand off his shirt, and starts emptying his leather boots.
"I swear, this here be the third time this week the Cap'n left me behind..." he grumbles to himself as he readjusts his bandana.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Why do you need to stop people from fighting? It's not like they can harm each other. Just curious.
"Well, some people get irritated from arguing. And just because we can't die, it doesn't mean we can't feel pain." He pokes you lightly in the arm to prove his point.
*AFEDvscb nhgafweADSZwgten gbv* This was the typing my dog made when he jumped on my computer, and it was such a beautiful work of literary art, I couldn't bear to remove it.
You wake up on the beach of a beautiful sea. To the left of you, the water is completely calm. You can see people swimming there, but their "splashes cause no water to rise, not even a ripple. On the right, the sea, as if separated by an invisible force, the water is wavy, and perfect for surfing, even though there isn't a single breeze. There are several people surfing there, having fun. The sky is perfectly clear, not a cloud in sight. To the left and right, there are identical taverns, but one is stocked with floating devices and bath toys, while the other is filled with surfboards. There are umbrellas and towels and chairs laid over the beaches on both sides. As you awaken, a young man wearing a bathing suit walks up to you with a surfboard under his arm.
Rules:
1. No fighting without my explicit permission, and only on PMs.
2. Be respectful to other players.
3. No 18+ material whatsoever. I don't know the age of any of you, so please be aware of what you are saying or doing. If you do want to have 18+ scenes, do so on PMs, as long as the other person(s) agree to it.
4. Do not overly swear, such as repeated or excessive swearing, or using the f@!# word.
5. Please, take it easy on the quote chains. My chromebook can barely handle it.
6. Have fun! Yes, THAT IS AN ORDER. Now, go have fun!
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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*WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD ON A SECOND*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*What?*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*This just, you know, sounds just a little bit similar to something Drummer made.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Yes, I did get some inspiration from his, but just wait for more detail. You will not be disappointed, I promise.*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*Well okay, if you say so.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Wait, what did you say!?!
This is the afterlife? I can't believe it! Why am I here? Who brought me here? How did I die!?!
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! One question at a time!" he says, chuckling. "Yes, this is the afterlife. You're here because this is what your deepest wish was for, apparently. That's how everyone arrives. You brought yourself here. I have no idea how you died, I just enforce the rules on this section of the beach. What do you remember of your final moments wherever you were?"
*What does your character look like?*
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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*He looks like a half-elf in his early twenties, with brown hair and slightly pointed ears *
I remember pulling a lever in a dungeon I found, I have no idea what it did though.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
You can see that the man is trying not to smile and laugh. "Oh, well-" he laughs and covers it up with a cough, "Well, that sucks, doesn't it!" he bursts out laughing, and straightens up a few moments later. "Sorry," he says apologetically. "But that was... Well, not something I haven't heard before, but still funny."
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Well I don't think my death was really funny, but if you do, I'm suure it was Hilarious, says the half elf frustratedly. Suddenly, he changes tone and asks, is there any food here? I haven't had breakfast, or lunch.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
"Sorry," he says. "I just like hearing other people's stories, because I died in the most mundane way possible. And yes, we do have a few cafes in the inns on either side."
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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I'm sorry for being rude, says the half-elf, it's just that I'm processing a lot at the moment. If you don't mind me asking, how did you die?
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The man looks bored. "I fell down the stairs," he says in a monotone.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Sorry about that, the half-elf replies, would you like to talk over a drink?
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
The man shakes his head. "Sorry, I'm a sort of a lifegaurd here. I don't actually have to save people, because we're already dead, but I keep the people from fighting. Maybe another time, when I'm off duty? I get off in a couple of hours."
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Why do you need to stop people from fighting? It's not like they can harm each other. Just curious.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
A dwarf with a long brown beard and long brown hair sits up from under the sand, apparently having been buried. He shakes the sand off his shirt, and starts emptying his leather boots.
"I swear, this here be the third time this week the Cap'n left me behind..." he grumbles to himself as he readjusts his bandana.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Well, some people get irritated from arguing. And just because we can't die, it doesn't mean we can't feel pain." He pokes you lightly in the arm to prove his point.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
Huh, alright then, see you later, I think I'm going to go swim.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation