Yes, thanks to your show of might. How can I thank you?
(Give her more spiders. Also, you were one of the three major issues. Me and Candle were the other two.)
I was only sticking up for my people and the material plane.
I'm not specifically after the Material Plane.
But you did threaten to throw my people in chaos, and sabotage their loyalty to me, did you not?
I simply stated facts. To call warnings threats is a folly in and of itself.
My actions can only cause the terror I need if people like you allow them to. Your people wouldn't fall into chaos because of me; they would fall into chaos because of you.
Stop with your mind games. My people do not fear you, and neither do I. I'm just not taking any chances.
I didn't expect them to fear me. They would fear you.
My plan is to provide them with anything they could ever need, at no cost whatsoever. That way, when you attacked me, they would see you, their hero, attacking me, their savior. The resulting discord would leave them in so much chaos and terror that I could fully manifest, and your actions would have caused so much harm that I could take you back to the Mists to become a Darklord.
You can try and undermine me as much as you like, but me and my people worship Jhon, and so will always be linked. They will never accept you. As long as Jhon supports what I'm doing, which he does, they will know what I'm doing is justified. Now how about I go back to my peaceful life with my people, and you go back to whatever dark hole you came out of.
Where I come from is no hole, but it certainly is dark. Darker than your soul can imagine, in fact. I'll be waiting for the moment your faith fades. It will happen, I assure you.
You can deny and delay the inevitable all you want, but by definition, it remains inevitable.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Yes, thanks to your show of might. How can I thank you?
(Give her more spiders. Also, you were one of the three major issues. Me and Candle were the other two.)
I was only sticking up for my people and the material plane.
I'm not specifically after the Material Plane.
But you did threaten to throw my people in chaos, and sabotage their loyalty to me, did you not?
I simply stated facts. To call warnings threats is a folly in and of itself.
My actions can only cause the terror I need if people like you allow them to. Your people wouldn't fall into chaos because of me; they would fall into chaos because of you.
Stop with your mind games. My people do not fear you, and neither do I. I'm just not taking any chances.
I didn't expect them to fear me. They would fear you.
My plan is to provide them with anything they could ever need, at no cost whatsoever. That way, when you attacked me, they would see you, their hero, attacking me, their savior. The resulting discord would leave them in so much chaos and terror that I could fully manifest, and your actions would have caused so much harm that I could take you back to the Mists to become a Darklord.
You can try and undermine me as much as you like, but me and my people worship Jhon, and so will always be linked. They will never accept you. As long as Jhon supports what I'm doing, which he does, they will know what I'm doing is justified. Now how about I go back to my peaceful life with my people, and you go back to whatever dark hole you came out of.
Where I come from is no hole, but it certainly is dark. Darker than your soul can imagine, in fact. I'll be waiting for the moment your faith fades. It will happen, I assure you.
You can deny and delay the inevitable all you want, but by definition, it remains inevitable.
*Well damn the inevitable, cause I'm Iron man*
King Dragon Slayer leaves, slamming the door behind him.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Well, he wants to undermine me and trick my people into following him and darkness, and I'm trying to stop that... It's kinda a convo that I don't control.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yes, thanks to your show of might. How can I thank you?
(Give her more spiders. Also, you were one of the three major issues. Me and Candle were the other two.)
I was only sticking up for my people and the material plane.
I'm not specifically after the Material Plane.
But you did threaten to throw my people in chaos, and sabotage their loyalty to me, did you not?
I simply stated facts. To call warnings threats is a folly in and of itself.
My actions can only cause the terror I need if people like you allow them to. Your people wouldn't fall into chaos because of me; they would fall into chaos because of you.
Stop with your mind games. My people do not fear you, and neither do I. I'm just not taking any chances.
I didn't expect them to fear me. They would fear you.
My plan is to provide them with anything they could ever need, at no cost whatsoever. That way, when you attacked me, they would see you, their hero, attacking me, their savior. The resulting discord would leave them in so much chaos and terror that I could fully manifest, and your actions would have caused so much harm that I could take you back to the Mists to become a Darklord.
You can try and undermine me as much as you like, but me and my people worship Jhon, and so will always be linked. They will never accept you. As long as Jhon supports what I'm doing, which he does, they will know what I'm doing is justified. Now how about I go back to my peaceful life with my people, and you go back to whatever dark hole you came out of.
Where I come from is no hole, but it certainly is dark. Darker than your soul can imagine, in fact. I'll be waiting for the moment your faith fades. It will happen, I assure you.
You can deny and delay the inevitable all you want, but by definition, it remains inevitable.
*Well damn the inevitable, cause I'm Iron man*
King Dragon Slayer leaves, slamming the door behind him.
Cool. My tavern now.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Yes, thanks to your show of might. How can I thank you?
(Give her more spiders. Also, you were one of the three major issues. Me and Candle were the other two.)
I was only sticking up for my people and the material plane.
I'm not specifically after the Material Plane.
But you did threaten to throw my people in chaos, and sabotage their loyalty to me, did you not?
I simply stated facts. To call warnings threats is a folly in and of itself.
My actions can only cause the terror I need if people like you allow them to. Your people wouldn't fall into chaos because of me; they would fall into chaos because of you.
Stop with your mind games. My people do not fear you, and neither do I. I'm just not taking any chances.
I didn't expect them to fear me. They would fear you.
My plan is to provide them with anything they could ever need, at no cost whatsoever. That way, when you attacked me, they would see you, their hero, attacking me, their savior. The resulting discord would leave them in so much chaos and terror that I could fully manifest, and your actions would have caused so much harm that I could take you back to the Mists to become a Darklord.
You can try and undermine me as much as you like, but me and my people worship Jhon, and so will always be linked. They will never accept you. As long as Jhon supports what I'm doing, which he does, they will know what I'm doing is justified. Now how about I go back to my peaceful life with my people, and you go back to whatever dark hole you came out of.
Where I come from is no hole, but it certainly is dark. Darker than your soul can imagine, in fact. I'll be waiting for the moment your faith fades. It will happen, I assure you.
You can deny and delay the inevitable all you want, but by definition, it remains inevitable.
*Well damn the inevitable, cause I'm Iron man*
King Dragon Slayer leaves, slamming the door behind him.
Cool. My tavern now.
What Tavern? Is this a Tavern?
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
Where I come from is no hole, but it certainly is dark. Darker than your soul can imagine, in fact. I'll be waiting for the moment your faith fades. It will happen, I assure you.
You can deny and delay the inevitable all you want, but by definition, it remains inevitable.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'm sorry, how did we get from Kit-Kats to THIS?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Well damn the inevitable, cause I'm Iron man*
King Dragon Slayer leaves, slamming the door behind him.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I joined every side. Drummer demanded that I pick one or perish. I told him no. Something, something, and here we are.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Well, he wants to undermine me and trick my people into following him and darkness, and I'm trying to stop that... It's kinda a convo that I don't control.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Cool. My tavern now.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
What Tavern? Is this a Tavern?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Reese's
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I use the powers of Reese's take 5 to deal multiplied damage to you
Attack: 32 Damage: 262 multiplied by 5
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Also, a nuke made out of Reese's falls from the sky, dealing
99999999999999999999999999 poison damage to everyone who doesn't support Reese's
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Wow, you really need TST, don't you?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
?
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
......uh.
We don't need it, and it doesn't need us. The TST is in a deep slumber.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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What is TST?
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Yondor (you shall never know his last name!! Unless you saw it, using certain techniques that I will not describe...) leans back in his wooden rocking chair, quietly eating a small piece of carrot cake. They squabble about candy, while there are greater things... things like dessert. He smiles, and spins his brass ring on the table next to him as he finishes his cake.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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The Twinkling Stars Tavern, of course!
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Yes I do need it, now I have no place to RP my spelljammer character
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I am sad that it is, uh, in hibernation, though.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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I franticly look for allies to join Reese's
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I propose a Resees Kit-Kat alliance.
Together we shall rule over all candy!
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation