also since you used expeditious retreat you can't cast any other leveled spells this round. That means no chrom orb.
Ok, sorry, I didn't notice that stuff. Here is another roll for eldritch blast, just use whichever is lower. 21 I missed anyway with my weapon so that doesn't matter.
Yeah I did right here, the first time I got 24 so I rerolled it and got 21.
Oh, great. The dice roller's funky again. For me it shows "Rolling 1d20+3" 16+3=19 and without hovering 17.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
(how is this happening? On average, my opponent should be doing 2 damage a round with my dodge disadvantage and AC 15)
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Yeah it always does that, it should be 1d20 with disadvantage plus 7, so I really got a 10 and something higher.
Philippians 4:8
huh. ok.
(this is so weird.)
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Oh, for your first eldritch blast attack you didn't reroll with disadvantage and since you just cursed me that will be a +5 with a 50% chance to hit.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Yeah I did right here, the first time I got 24 so I rerolled it and got 21.
Philippians 4:8
Also the hexblades curse adds +2 to damage. I always have +7 to hit.
Philippians 4:8
This is why I stopped doing the level 20 battle arena, the higher level you get, the more confusing it becomes.
Philippians 4:8
huh, cool.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
sigh
yucky loss.
According to math, I should be dealing approximately 5 damage a round, and you should be dealing approximately 2.5 damage a round.
:( I got two twos.
Oh well, gg.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
DID ISAAC WIN?
MY INFO
Is there another 2nd lvl character I can fight?
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
I got two 2s. That should be an answer to draken.
Smoke I'd be happy to fight your, uh, barbarian.
DMing:
Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Playing:
None sadly.
Optimization Guides:
Literally Too Angry to Die - A Guide to Optimizing a Barbarian
Okie dokie.
How far away do you want to start?
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Got it. Who wants to go next?
MY INFO
I'm sorry but I feel like I'm going to end up fighting Smoke
MY INFO
What level is your character?
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
level 3
MY INFO
But after this battle I may end up fighting Isaac so maybe I won't end up fighting you. What's your magic item Isaac?
MY INFO
Maybe.
Why do you think that? All I did was get lucky last time.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.