'I'd say that sounds like hell, but it is hell, so that's sort of the point. Slugs and flies, that sounds pretty grim. And pure evil, which is always grimmer. In my opinion, anyway'
'I'd say that sounds like hell, but it is hell, so that's sort of the point. Slugs and flies, that sounds pretty grim. And pure evil, which is always grimmer. In my opinion, anyway'
"Imagine trying to run a hotel for entitled devils with forty times your size and rank and the unwillingness to admit that this place isn't exactly high-class anymore. Then you have actual hell."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I don't think I can imagine that. I don't envy you, Hustle. But at least you're out of there now. If I may ask, what was it about that layer that was even attracting tourists in the first place? Certainly doesn't sound like my ideal destination.' Flint is very much enjoying his mushroom noodles
'I don't think I can imagine that. I don't envy you, Hustle. But at least you're out of there now. If I may ask, what was it about that layer that was even attracting tourists in the first place? Certainly doesn't sound like my ideal destination.' Flint is very much enjoying his mushroom noodles
"A long time ago, the entire place was both urbanized and beautiful. The hotel I worked in was in Grenopoli, a city where violence and weaponry were forbidden by law. It was as close to a utopia as you could get in the Nine. Devils and mortals lived side-by-side, learning, dealing, and living in borderline luxury. Sadly, I only got to see it in that state for about 5 years before Baalzebul tried to betray Asmodeus like the stupid ex-angel he was. Dumb[GP] he was, he had held back units from the Blood War and planned to send them against the Lord of the Nine himself. When the demons tore through like two layers of hell, Asmodeus wanted Ballzebul to just get his [GP] together and fight, which he finally did... with his armies dressed up in their Anti-Asmodeus armor and weapons. And thats why we were ruled by a slug for three millennia."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'He was this guy who got shipwrecked with a bunch of people on Hook Island. Had to do dark things to survive, things I shouldn't mention in public where kiddies could hear. He was so glad to be rescued at first, but when the truth came out, he was deemed as evil by his former friends and sentenced to death. He escaped, and spent the rest of his life trying to prove to other so-called righteous people that they too were capable of the most twisted deeds.'
'He was this guy who got shipwrecked with a bunch of people on Hook Island. Had to do dark things to survive, things I shouldn't mention in public where kiddies could hear. He was so glad to be rescued at first, but when the truth came out, he was deemed as evil by his former friends and sentenced to death. He escaped, and spent the rest of his life trying to prove to other so-called righteous people that they too were capable of the most twisted deeds.'
"Well, he wasn't wrong, but neither were his former friends."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I guess you're right. Jim Cato may have been right in principle, but when he kidnapped the good and great of the town- the priest, the hero, the judge, and forced them to ...' a look of horror comes over his face. 'If only it just ended with Jim Cato.'
'I guess you're right. Jim Cato may have been right in principle, but when he kidnapped the good and great of the town- the priest, the hero, the judge, and forced them to ...' a look of horror comes over his face. 'If only it just ended with Jim Cato.'
"I bet Mr. Cato isn't even allowed in hell."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Again, I'm not the hell expert, but I reckon he's got other places he'd be going. I believe he's connected to the Sixth, a multidimensional being who represents pure evil. But unfortunately, he got himself enough followers to keep on committing copycat crimes in an attempt to ''enlighten the hypocrites of their true nature'. Not much fazes me, but this guy and his lot?'
'I'd say that sounds like hell, but it is hell, so that's sort of the point. Slugs and flies, that sounds pretty grim. And pure evil, which is always grimmer. In my opinion, anyway'
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"Imagine trying to run a hotel for entitled devils with forty times your size and rank and the unwillingness to admit that this place isn't exactly high-class anymore. Then you have actual hell."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I don't think I can imagine that. I don't envy you, Hustle. But at least you're out of there now. If I may ask, what was it about that layer that was even attracting tourists in the first place? Certainly doesn't sound like my ideal destination.' Flint is very much enjoying his mushroom noodles
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"A long time ago, the entire place was both urbanized and beautiful. The hotel I worked in was in Grenopoli, a city where violence and weaponry were forbidden by law. It was as close to a utopia as you could get in the Nine. Devils and mortals lived side-by-side, learning, dealing, and living in borderline luxury. Sadly, I only got to see it in that state for about 5 years before Baalzebul tried to betray Asmodeus like the stupid ex-angel he was. Dumb[GP] he was, he had held back units from the Blood War and planned to send them against the Lord of the Nine himself. When the demons tore through like two layers of hell, Asmodeus wanted Ballzebul to just get his [GP] together and fight, which he finally did... with his armies dressed up in their Anti-Asmodeus armor and weapons. And thats why we were ruled by a slug for three millennia."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'That makes perfect sense. Is the slug still there then?'
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"He's turned back into an angel now, but he's not allowed to lie to devils anymore or he turns back into a slug for a whole year."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Oof. I knew a guy who was unable to lie. Scariest guy I've ever met.'
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"Sounds like it."
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'He was an Eradicator, a follower of Jim Cato. You heard of that guy?'
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"No, actually. Tell me about him."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'He was this guy who got shipwrecked with a bunch of people on Hook Island. Had to do dark things to survive, things I shouldn't mention in public where kiddies could hear. He was so glad to be rescued at first, but when the truth came out, he was deemed as evil by his former friends and sentenced to death. He escaped, and spent the rest of his life trying to prove to other so-called righteous people that they too were capable of the most twisted deeds.'
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"Well, he wasn't wrong, but neither were his former friends."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I guess you're right. Jim Cato may have been right in principle, but when he kidnapped the good and great of the town- the priest, the hero, the judge, and forced them to ...' a look of horror comes over his face. 'If only it just ended with Jim Cato.'
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*morning*
*morning*
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"I bet Mr. Cato isn't even allowed in hell."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*how are you doing?*
'Again, I'm not the hell expert, but I reckon he's got other places he'd be going. I believe he's connected to the Sixth, a multidimensional being who represents pure evil. But unfortunately, he got himself enough followers to keep on committing copycat crimes in an attempt to ''enlighten the hypocrites of their true nature'. Not much fazes me, but this guy and his lot?'
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*Mornin Arch!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Good thanks, how are you?*
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