'You're not normal either? Great! So why do you like rats then? Most elves don't tend to. Then again, I'm a half-elf, and the closest thing you could get to a sewer rat that doesn't have 4 legs and a tail'

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*It would be nice to finish the job interview*

 *Sounds good, I'll find the post*

“Mmmmm.. yes, i am An Elf. I am Very much an Elf.” Very suspicious.

”They are relatable.”

'Indeed they are. Or, something to be aspired to, don't ya think? Smart, resourceful, can survive in pretty much any environment. I'd like to think I'm like that. And why do you say you're an elf like that?'

“What are you talking about?”

*Hi Yondor!*

*Yeah, Hey Yondor!*

*Hey Drummer!*

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Woods, Wendigo, Stertle, and Archfey. I am a slow human. You guys all posted. 

I want to stop apologizing for not being online enough, but sorry anyways. 

Is there anything that any of your characters wanted to do that required me? 

And Dutch, I will get to the thieves today. 

* 

 *We just wanted to explore the town. Do you want to give some guidelines about what we might find?*

 *Yeah! Let's maybe have you guys make a check, whatever skill you think is appropriate, and I'll tell you what you find* 

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*Hi Yondor!*

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*Yeah, Hey Yondor!*

 *Wassup fellas!* 

*Not a load, doing good thanks, how are you?*

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Woods, Wendigo, Stertle, and Archfey. I am a slow human. You guys all posted. 

I want to stop apologizing for not being online enough, but sorry anyways. 

Is there anything that any of your characters wanted to do that required me? 

And Dutch, I will get to the thieves today. 

* 

 *We just wanted to explore the town. Do you want to give some guidelines about what we might find?*

 *Yeah! Let's maybe have you guys make a check, whatever skill you think is appropriate, and I'll tell you what you find* 

 Investigation Check 17 + 4

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*The thieves today? Great? I will try to be on tomorrow to see what has happened (Time zones and all that)*

 *Cool beans* 

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“What are you talking about?”

 'Nothing, I guess. Thought you sounded a little funny, but I guess that's just me.'

*What does your character look like again, what clothes etc?*

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“What are you talking about?”

 'Nothing, I guess. Thought you sounded a little funny, but I guess that's just me.'

*What does your character look like again, what clothes etc?*

 “Did i? I didn’t notice.”

   . They Are wearing a long cloak covering dirty commoners clothes (I’m really bad at describing clothes). The Cloak is strange, as it partially made from colorful rocks, seashells, and shards of glass. They have a hood and gloves on. Their Arms seem abnormally long compared to the rest of their body. Under the hood, their skin seems to be a pale green, and they have frog pupils. Otherwise, they look like a typical wood elf. 

In other words, they look kind of sick.

'You a scavenger then, with all those shards of glass and shells and stuff?'

“I guess.”

'Same. But unlike many, I like it. Nothing better than fishing a dead body out of the sewer and picking though its pockets, not in my books. That's not something normal people say either, is it?'

“No, it isn’t. But i agree with you.”

'Yeah! There's nothing more satisfying, not in this world. Apart from maybe when you find something pretty valuable in one of your nets. Once, reckon some drunk nobleman or something must have dropped his signet ring down the latrine or something. That got me some decent gold!'