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'Smart. Don't wanna look too pathetic, and sitting around here probably isn't too wise' He definitely does look pathetic. Obviously he's a half-elf, but something about him is ever so slightly reminiscent of Gollum. Just slightly. He scuttles back up the pipe towards the hot tub

Sterling follows again

"I say we get back in the store for now."

Flint pulls on his shirt, but just then, a torrent of disgusting water sweeps them away. When it subsides, they are standing in a tunnel. 'I can't be sure where we are.' He points to a chute leading upwards. 'This'll take us to the surface'

Sterling points at the cramped tube, "I'm not crawling in there."

'Ya sure?' Flint scuttles up it, almost like a rat, and then drops back down. 'Man, I have no idea what's going on up there, but it looks sorta interesting. Like some sort of party?'

"Uuugh. Fine." Sterling crawls up the tube looking disgusted.

The tube leads up, (I'm guessing to his horror) to a latrine. Flint hauls himself out like this is normal. A guy walks into the bathroom and screams. He's dressed in an extremely fancy outfit. There are a few others washing their hands, who are also extravagantly dressed. They also scream

Sterling casts prestidigitation and cleans himself up.

'See? Something is definitely going on here. Something out of the ordinary'

Sterling also somehow attracts all of those people back into the room and uses modify memory to make them all forget that Sterling and Flint were there

'Not one to judge, but that's not... ethical.... is it?' Flint opens the door to the bathroom. 'Let's see what we've walked into'

"Ethical? I guess not. I have never really cared about ethics. I once took over a whole kingdom using mind control back in my world just for entertainment.

'Of course you did'

There appears to be some sort of party going on. A party of which only the most prominent and high-status people have been invited to. There's a big buffet table, a few couples dancing, a general air of jubilant snobbery. 'This looks fun!'

Sterling grabs Flint's shoulder. "Wait just a minute mate. You're not exactly dressed the part."

'And that's half the fun! Don't mindwipe them. But I guess you could use some magic, if you can?'

"I won't but you should at least put these on." Sterling hands Flint a pair of nice clothes that he conjured

'put what on? And you could use some of that cleaning magic, right? I did just crawl up a latrine' He says the last bit way too loudly, and several hear.

*Hey btw, your pfp, is that Flint?*

*You bet it is!*