"I will show you a candy castle A world of abominations Just believe me I can't lie..."
It sprung up without warning one day, deep in the woods. No one knew what to make of it. The obvious conclusion was that fey were involved, but there wasn't any hard evidence.
It is a candy castle, complete with a pastry-and-cracker village and villagers made of the sweet and savory. Salt licorice skies hang above the edible estate, a reminder of the pleasant wrongness of this place. The people are friendly, if curious, toward outsiders, and encourage visitors to meet with the Viscount, who lives within his castle. No mortal has ever returned from the castle... at least, not while remaining mortal.
They claim a menagerie of delicious monsters lie in wait inside, equipped with all the gut-ripping tools they need to secure their meals. Even worse, the manor is filled with traps, ranging from suspended fondue pots to crumbling waybread floor tiles that lead to pits filled with giant toothpicks. Or course, most of these are far out of the way so that the staff doesn't get hurt, but still...
Worst of all are the meals, they say, so delicious that you'll have a hard time even wanting to leave in the first place. Some suspect that many of the monsters are former adventurers that made a deal with the Viscount so that they never have to stop eating. Combine these delectable banquets with the size of the castle, and it is very easy to lose your way in this demented manor.
Will you trudge through the falling shaved ice under that salt-licorice night sky, or will you sit there, and never find out what lies inside?
Ash swats Hi away from a puddle of puke. "Hi, that's not food! over here, eat this instead" she says as she points out a half-eaten slice of big mac pizza
'Oh, ya know he'll eat anything!' Flint laughs!
Hi eats the pizza, grinning. But then again, he was grinning at the puke
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'I mean, I do my best to earn my keep?' he jokes, coming out with the burger
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'Sure! Ya the best chef here by far!'
Flint gets back behind the bar and keeps an eye out
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Flint also starts to clean up. 'Hey, it's pretty tidy here today' he jokes, surveying the mess. Hi is eating food off the floor
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*I'm back, my bois!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*hi!*
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*Hello!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Oh, ya know he'll eat anything!' Flint laughs!
Hi eats the pizza, grinning. But then again, he was grinning at the puke
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'yeah. Don't want Hi to be poorly!' He picks up Hi and strokes him, whilst clearing up the mess
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After clearing up, Flint relaxes in his chair. Hi sleeps in front of the fire
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*anyone on?*
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'Night, Ash' He puts a blanket over her
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