'Good afternoon. This young man has been informing me of the true horrors of my situation' says the goldfish
“I’m good! And… what?”
'Apparently, instead of being taken by the Great Hand and cast into a portal to the afterlife like what must happen to all great Goldfish, it appears that instead, what happened was...' the fish looks very angry and miserable 'I was unceremoniously flushed down a toilet!'
“I think that’s what happened to every goldfish.”
*not mine, he got an actual viking funeral*
*damm, that’s cool*
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
“You can stay here until then! It’s amazing down here!”
'Amazing? What is amazing about this cruel fate of mine? I am damned to spend the rest of my life as little more than trash, than vermin! To think, I believed I was destined for greatness! Tell me, what here is amazing'
The fish almost faints in horror as a lump of nasty brown muck floats past it
“You can stay here until then! It’s amazing down here!”
'Amazing? What is amazing about this cruel fate of mine? I am damned to spend the rest of my life as little more than trash, than vermin! To think, I believed I was destined for greatness! Tell me, what here is amazing'
The fish almost faints in horror as a lump of nasty brown muck floats past it
“Well, you have me! And all the cool stuff down here!”
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Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
A purple dragonborn-like creature sits on a rickety chair in an alley. His glowing red eyes match the embers of his cigar, which he holds like a cigarette due to his size. His threadbare clothes have seen much better days, and one would assume this lanky creature was homeless were it not for the well-kept and full-sized cooler and thermos he brought with him.
He looks menacing in the half-light of the alley. Several homeless men, women, and children gather around him, eating the soup and sandwiches that he brought them. A group of thugs, the regulars of this alley, lie on the ground behind him. Some of them are breathing. Most of them aren't.
A dark presence looms over the alley, something separate from the troll-dragonborn, but very similar in nature.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Cool stuff? I'm going to have a hard time believing that one. So far, all I have found is garbage, putrefying filth, and you people'
'Man, this goldfish really cracks me up! Think he likes me though.'
“Yeah!” Meepo jokes.
'Eww' the fish cringes. 'If this place is amazing as you think, prove it. Go on. If I'm stuck here in this hell that isn't even a Hell, go on, change my mind. It's not like I've got anything to lose, now I'm at rock bottom!'
'Cool stuff? I'm going to have a hard time believing that one. So far, all I have found is garbage, putrefying filth, and you people'
'Man, this goldfish really cracks me up! Think he likes me though.'
“Yeah!” Meepo jokes.
'Eww' the fish cringes. 'If this place is amazing as you think, prove it. Go on. If I'm stuck here in this hell that isn't even a Hell, go on, change my mind. It's not like I've got anything to lose, now I'm at rock bottom!'
“Well… I made this crossbow from only stuff down here!” Meepo says, holding the explosive crossbow.
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Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
A purple dragonborn-like creature sits on a rickety chair in an alley. His glowing red eyes match the embers of his cigar, which he holds like a cigarette due to his size. His threadbare clothes have seen much better days, and one would assume this lanky creature was homeless were it not for the well-kept and full-sized cooler and thermos he brought with him.
He looks menacing in the half-light of the alley. Several homeless men, women, and children gather around him, eating the soup and sandwiches that he brought them. A group of thugs, the regulars of this alley, lie on the ground behind him. Some of them are breathing. Most of them aren't.
A dark presence looms over the alley, something separate from the troll-dragonborn, but very similar in nature.
Ash walks by, and says "is that who I think it is?"
'I don't recognise him, is he an old friend?' Flint calls up from the grate
'Cool stuff? I'm going to have a hard time believing that one. So far, all I have found is garbage, putrefying filth, and you people'
'Man, this goldfish really cracks me up! Think he likes me though.'
“Yeah!” Meepo jokes.
'Eww' the fish cringes. 'If this place is amazing as you think, prove it. Go on. If I'm stuck here in this hell that isn't even a Hell, go on, change my mind. It's not like I've got anything to lose, now I'm at rock bottom!'
“Well… I made this crossbow from only stuff down here!” Meepo says, holding the explosive crossbow.
'You may have a point. There is a certain ingenuity to you people, even if you insist on wallowing in sewage. Sewage? Is that what I have become?'
'But.... I was promised a grand afterlife! Not to be stuck floating in other people's poo! I wish I was dead and in the afterlife!'
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“You can stay here until then! It’s amazing down here!”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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*damm, that’s cool*
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Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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'Amazing? What is amazing about this cruel fate of mine? I am damned to spend the rest of my life as little more than trash, than vermin! To think, I believed I was destined for greatness! Tell me, what here is amazing'
The fish almost faints in horror as a lump of nasty brown muck floats past it
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“Well, you have me! And all the cool stuff down here!”
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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'Cool stuff? I'm going to have a hard time believing that one. So far, all I have found is garbage, putrefying filth, and you people'
'Man, this goldfish really cracks me up! Think he likes me though.'
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A purple dragonborn-like creature sits on a rickety chair in an alley. His glowing red eyes match the embers of his cigar, which he holds like a cigarette due to his size. His threadbare clothes have seen much better days, and one would assume this lanky creature was homeless were it not for the well-kept and full-sized cooler and thermos he brought with him.
He looks menacing in the half-light of the alley. Several homeless men, women, and children gather around him, eating the soup and sandwiches that he brought them. A group of thugs, the regulars of this alley, lie on the ground behind him. Some of them are breathing. Most of them aren't.
A dark presence looms over the alley, something separate from the troll-dragonborn, but very similar in nature.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Yeah!” Meepo jokes.
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Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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The dragonborn can hear voices coming from a nearby sewer grate. They don't sound like a threat
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He snorts and looks down through the grate. He picks up a couple of sandwiches in bags from the cooler.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Eww' the fish cringes. 'If this place is amazing as you think, prove it. Go on. If I'm stuck here in this hell that isn't even a Hell, go on, change my mind. It's not like I've got anything to lose, now I'm at rock bottom!'
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Flint stares up through the grate, and waves awkwardly
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“Well… I made this crossbow from only stuff down here!” Meepo says, holding the explosive crossbow.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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'I don't recognise him, is he an old friend?' Flint calls up from the grate
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The dragonborn tosses the sandwiches down the grate and walks off.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'You may have a point. There is a certain ingenuity to you people, even if you insist on wallowing in sewage. Sewage? Is that what I have become?'
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Flint catches the sandwiches and hands one to Meepo
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