'Teaching people bonecraft does sound fun! The Cato stuff, less so. But at least ya don't have to attend his dinner parties!' he jokes
"The dinner parties were the only nice thing about him, honestly. Not many people can offer fresh red dragon liver. But yeah, the company he keeps lacks any sort of complexity. As I found, evil people are usually simply poor problem solvers given an excuse."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'She's so cool! Never had a dragon neighbour before, but I think she fits in great in the sewers!'
"Oh! She's a dragon? I wasn't aware of that. I thought she was some sort of scalykind like me. That's a lot more interesting, though. I sure hope there are enough animals around here for both of us..."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I sure hope so. Otherwise, my friends and even eventually me, might end up on the menu'
"On a related note, do any of your friends know how to fight? I want to make sure I can handle combat after all these years. I need to spar with someone truly dangerous to be sure, and I don't count those assassins."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Yeah, Dan Pierce does. He's a great adventurer, skilled with a sword. I bet he'd be more than up to being ya sparring partner.'
'Wait, ya don't think I'd be good for fighting practise?' he flexes his almost non-existent bicep
"No offense, but... you aren't built for fighting, seemed poorly equipped, and you don't seem like the kind of person to know much magic. I'm a brute with some of the best armor in the world and considerable arcane might. I don't think it would show me anything if I were to fight you."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Yeah, you'd probably accidentally snap me in two or something. I know a bit of weak magic, but mostly healing-based, and yeah, this body was build for slithering through pipes, not beating up hulking opponents'
'Yeah, you'd probably accidentally snap me in two or something. I know a bit of weak magic, but mostly healing-based, and yeah, this body was build for slithering through pipes, not beating up hulking opponents'
"I mean, if you don't have to fight, it's better not to. You seem very good at not fighting, and that's worth a lot."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I guess so. I mean, I'm still alive, kinda thriving, and don't have to kill people. On the other hand, it's not like I haven't been beat up a lot. Often by people in your profession'
'I guess so. I mean, I'm still alive, kinda thriving, and don't have to kill people. On the other hand, it's not like I haven't been beat up a lot. Often by people in your profession'
"That is a fair point. I'm glad you're still around though. You seem like a good guy."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
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"Just taught a new friend bonecraft, so that's fun. Made enemies with Cato and nearly got assassinated by some crazed devotees, so less fun."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Teaching people bonecraft does sound fun! The Cato stuff, less so. But at least ya don't have to attend his dinner parties!' he jokes
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"The dinner parties were the only nice thing about him, honestly. Not many people can offer fresh red dragon liver. But yeah, the company he keeps lacks any sort of complexity. As I found, evil people are usually simply poor problem solvers given an excuse."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I mean, I can't comment, I've never been invited. I see you've met my new neighbour?'
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"Yup! She's a very good student. She's also very hungry, which I relate to."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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'She's so cool! Never had a dragon neighbour before, but I think she fits in great in the sewers!'
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"Oh! She's a dragon? I wasn't aware of that. I thought she was some sort of scalykind like me. That's a lot more interesting, though. I sure hope there are enough animals around here for both of us..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I sure hope so. Otherwise, my friends and even eventually me, might end up on the menu'
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"On a related note, do any of your friends know how to fight? I want to make sure I can handle combat after all these years. I need to spar with someone truly dangerous to be sure, and I don't count those assassins."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Yeah, Dan Pierce does. He's a great adventurer, skilled with a sword. I bet he'd be more than up to being ya sparring partner.'
'Wait, ya don't think I'd be good for fighting practise?' he flexes his almost non-existent bicep
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*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
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*thought so! Plus, he's probably the most competent fighter in the tavern!*
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"No offense, but... you aren't built for fighting, seemed poorly equipped, and you don't seem like the kind of person to know much magic. I'm a brute with some of the best armor in the world and considerable arcane might. I don't think it would show me anything if I were to fight you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Yeah, you'd probably accidentally snap me in two or something. I know a bit of weak magic, but mostly healing-based, and yeah, this body was build for slithering through pipes, not beating up hulking opponents'
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*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I mean, if you don't have to fight, it's better not to. You seem very good at not fighting, and that's worth a lot."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I guess so. I mean, I'm still alive, kinda thriving, and don't have to kill people. On the other hand, it's not like I haven't been beat up a lot. Often by people in your profession'
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"That is a fair point. I'm glad you're still around though. You seem like a good guy."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
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'Yeah, I'm glad I'm still around!' he jokes. 'I guess I'm a decent guy, maybe, yeah?'
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*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).