'Yeah, I'm glad I'm still around!' he jokes. 'I guess I'm a decent guy, maybe, yeah?'
"Yeah. You are possibly the calmest person I've ever met. I mentioned eating your family after you invited me to live with you, and you didn't even get mad. That takes some serious guts."
His stomach rumbles.
"Shouldn't have mentioned guts. They're too delicious for my own good."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
*I'll have Hamy be ref, so no one gets hurt*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
*No one else would be much of a fair fight. Another warning: He's got three levels in a homebrew Swordmage class and the rest in a slightly modified War Magic Wizard, replacing the sixth level feature with the Bladesinger's extra attack. Other than that, he's mostly predictable. Also, don't let him bite you. It won't deal much damage, but it buffs him significantly.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
*No one else would be much of a fair fight. Another warning: He's got three levels in a homebrew Swordmage class and the rest in a slightly modified War Magic Wizard, replacing the sixth level feature with the Bladesinger's extra attack. Other than that, he's mostly predictable. Also, don't let him bite you. It won't deal much damage, but it buffs him significantly.*
*Hamy will have to pay attention*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
*No one else would be much of a fair fight. Another warning: He's got three levels in a homebrew Swordmage class and the rest in a slightly modified War Magic Wizard, replacing the sixth level feature with the Bladesinger's extra attack. Other than that, he's mostly predictable. Also, don't let him bite you. It won't deal much damage, but it buffs him significantly.*
*Dan would love to spar with the Plague Eater next time he (Dan) visits.*
*I should warn you, Plague Eater is only level 10, but he does have a Staff of the Magi.*
*Hmm. That could be tough to beat, especially since Dan’s only level 12 and I as a player suck at combat. But I’ll still do it if Plague Eater really needs someone to spar with.*
*No one else would be much of a fair fight. Another warning: He's got three levels in a homebrew Swordmage class and the rest in a slightly modified War Magic Wizard, replacing the sixth level feature with the Bladesinger's extra attack. Other than that, he's mostly predictable. Also, don't let him bite you. It won't deal much damage, but it buffs him significantly.*
*Hamy will have to pay attention*
*Plague Eater's point-blank range fireballs might make that difficult.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yeah. You are possibly the calmest person I've ever met. I mentioned eating your family after you invited me to live with you, and you didn't even get mad. That takes some serious guts."
His stomach rumbles.
"Shouldn't have mentioned guts. They're too delicious for my own good."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I'll have Hamy be ref, so no one gets hurt*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'I mean, you do you. I'm kinda used to the rats getting eaten, it sorta sucks when ya friends are so low in the food chain, but there we go...'
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*I can't stay for too long, but any chance anyone would like to rp with Hamy?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Yesss! We need Hamy back here!*
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*No one else would be much of a fair fight. Another warning: He's got three levels in a homebrew Swordmage class and the rest in a slightly modified War Magic Wizard, replacing the sixth level feature with the Bladesinger's extra attack. Other than that, he's mostly predictable. Also, don't let him bite you. It won't deal much damage, but it buffs him significantly.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Where's Flint atm?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Hamy will have to pay attention*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*He's lurking in an alley with Bartholemew*
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*Not much of a fair fight *cough* Flint *cough* *
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*Plague Eater's point-blank range fireballs might make that difficult.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Ooo, make a perception check. *Bartholemew can too if ya want*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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*Also, 10ft blindsight*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
You feel a slight static in the air...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Um, what's going on?' He remembers who static could mean. 'Oslo? Hamy?'
He looks pretty excited. Hi is also very excited. He likes his old friend
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You feel static in the air, and that magical pulse of a plane transportation spell.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A small spark of electricity seems to be hovering about 3ft off the ground.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Someone's teleporting in. A friend of yours?"
Plague Eater fidgets with his staff.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He watches it intently.
Hi boops it with his nose
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