'Yes, there is an old holy spring that got diverted down there, so it's not safe for anything unholy. Kinda keeps me safe from Cato. Well, it's either that, or he doesn't wanna get his shoes dirty. Or both'
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'Yes, there is an old holy spring that got diverted down there, so it's not safe for anything unholy. Kinda keeps me safe from Cato. Well, it's either that, or he doesn't wanna get his shoes dirty. Or both'
"I'm not an unholy creature, but holy water does sting a bit. Also, being caked in excrement would not bode well for my next meeting with my wife."
'Sounds rough'
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"Sometimes. They really don't appreciate me there. I mean, that's fair, but it's not like I slack off. I work just as hard as anyone else."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'What do ya do as a job?'
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"I'm an architect. The Sugar Plum fairy needs lots of castles."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Sounds like a well-paid position. I guess ya already know what I do for a living'
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*Whats going on rn*
*Flint is just chatting to Baalz's character*
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"I don't really get paid in money. I'm married to the Sugar Plum Fairy."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'What's she like?'
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He says nothing, looking at the ground for a bit. "She has 65 other husbands..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'That sucks, mate. Ya love her?'
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"Not really. She kidnapped me, stole my name, and took my heart out and put it on a pedestal to show my 'love' for her."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Not really. She kidnapped me, stole my name, and took my heart out and put it on a pedestal to show my 'love' for her."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Sounds pretty hellish to be honest. Are ya able to leave?'
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"Not really. She has my heart. Fortunately, she doesn't care much about me, so as long as I don't embarrass her I'm mostly free."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'That's good. Ya able to stay here long? There are some good taverns in this town, and if ya got no money, the sewers are pretty pleasant'
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"I can stay for a while, but the sewers would be bad for me. She said something about holy water down there."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yes, there is an old holy spring that got diverted down there, so it's not safe for anything unholy. Kinda keeps me safe from Cato. Well, it's either that, or he doesn't wanna get his shoes dirty. Or both'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I'm not an unholy creature, but holy water does sting a bit. Also, being caked in excrement would not bode well for my next meeting with my wife."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'It never did me any problems with my wife. Then again, she's a lot nicer than your Sugar Plum Fairy'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.