"yeah, I fell asleep in the sewer, I guess... I should probably get myself cleaned." They laugh nervously.
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'I don't know, I've spent over half my life in sewers and I've never seen the need of getting cleaned' he laughs.
They look at him "Well, I like being clean," trying to keep a neutral face.
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They grab him by the arm. "Maybe it's time for you to remember how being clean feels!" [persuasion] 6
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'Ok, so now what?' He awkwardly approaches the front desk. 'One full treatment please?' He sounds a little unsure, but also a bit excited
The lady at the desk peers through her glasses at you. "Put the money on the counter please." She gestures to the desk.
Flint puts the money on the desk, looking a little intimidated
The lady takes it, counts it, and then puts in the a draw. "Here." She hands you a pink strip of card, which has a hole punched through it, like what would happen to a train ticket. "Your appointment will be ready in 30 minutes. Have a nice day."
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible) YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
'Ok, so now what?' He awkwardly approaches the front desk. 'One full treatment please?' He sounds a little unsure, but also a bit excited
The lady at the desk peers through her glasses at you. "Put the money on the counter please." She gestures to the desk.
Flint puts the money on the desk, looking a little intimidated
The lady takes it, counts it, and then puts in the a draw. "Here." She hands you a pink strip of card, which has a hole punched through it, like what would happen to a train ticket. "Your appointment will be ready in 30 minutes. Have a nice day."
Flint goes and sits in a chair in the reception, dripping slimy water everywhere and generally grossing out the customers
"Oh, hey Siberius." Oslo steps out of the way so you can see the sign board.
Session pricings
Casual appointment: 3sp. This includes simple haircuts, clothes washing, and access to the washroom. Your appointment will be ready in anywhere between 1-3 days.
Standard appointment: 5sp. This includes everything in the causal appointment, plus oils, perfumes, and a selection of cumforts during your session, including flannels and hot drinks. Your appointment will be ready within 24 hours after you purchase it.
Full treatment appointment: 2gp. This includes everything in the Standard appointment, plus honey products, soaps, seat heaters and a full body massage. You will also have access to the after appointment relaxation area, and the baths. You may stay at the Salon for a maximum of 2 hours after your appointment. Your appointment will be ready within 1 hour after you purchase it.
Luxury appointment: 10gp. This includes everything in the Full treatment appointment, plus an ice bath (Optional) fresh water showers, thermal saunas, and a selection of alcoholic drinks for your enjoyment. You will also have access to our private washrooms, along with our best servants to wash you. Foot massages will be available whilst in the after appointment relaxation area and in the baths. You can also add 3gp to your session to receive a dark arts makeover. Inquires about this are to be made at the front desk. You may stay at the Salon for up to 24 hours after your session, with access to a selection of rooms and our top end restaurants whilst you're with us. Your appointment will be ready as soon as you purchase it.
Exsotic appointment: 20gp. Members only. Inquire at the main desk for details.
Restaurant and shrine deal: Fancy worshiping in one of the best shrines in the area, and eating food traditional to your culture? Well, we do that too, and all for only 5gp! Inquire at the front desk for details.
Membership deal: 10gp/week. Full access to causal and standard appointments, for free, with no waiting time! Full treatment appointment is 25% off! Access to the restaurant and baths with every appointment! Bring a friend, you both get a 10% discount! Accsess to Exsotic appointments! What more could you want!
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Ok, so now what?' He awkwardly approaches the front desk. 'One full treatment please?' He sounds a little unsure, but also a bit excited
The lady at the desk peers through her glasses at you. "Put the money on the counter please." She gestures to the desk.
Flint puts the money on the desk, looking a little intimidated
The lady takes it, counts it, and then puts in the a draw. "Here." She hands you a pink strip of card, which has a hole punched through it, like what would happen to a train ticket. "Your appointment will be ready in 30 minutes. Have a nice day."
Flint goes and sits in a chair in the reception, dripping slimy water everywhere and generally grossing out the customers
Most of the customers move away from you.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"Oh, hey Siberius." Oslo steps out of the way so you can see the sign board.
Session pricings
Casual appointment: 3sp. This includes simple haircuts, clothes washing, and access to the washroom. Your appointment will be ready in anywhere between 1-3 days.
Standard appointment: 5sp. This includes everything in the causal appointment, plus oils, perfumes, and a selection of cumforts during your session, including flannels and hot drinks. Your appointment will be ready within 24 hours after you purchase it.
Full treatment appointment: 2gp. This includes everything in the Standard appointment, plus honey products, soaps, seat heaters and a full body massage. You will also have access to the after appointment relaxation area, and the baths. You may stay at the Salon for a maximum of 2 hours after your appointment. Your appointment will be ready within 1 hour after you purchase it.
Luxury appointment: 10gp. This includes everything in the Full treatment appointment, plus an ice bath (Optional) fresh water showers, thermal saunas, and a selection of alcoholic drinks for your enjoyment. You will also have access to our private washrooms, along with our best servants to wash you. Foot massages will be available whilst in the after appointment relaxation area and in the baths. You can also add 3gp to your session to receive a dark arts makeover. Inquires about this are to be made at the front desk. You may stay at the Salon for up to 24 hours after your session, with access to a selection of rooms and our top end restaurants whilst you're with us. Your appointment will be ready as soon as you purchase it.
Exsotic appointment: 20gp. Members only. Inquire at the main desk for details.
Restaurant and shrine deal: Fancy worshiping in one of the best shrines in the area, and eating food traditional to your culture? Well, we do that too, and all for only 5gp! Inquire at the front desk for details.
Membership deal: 10gp/week. Full access to causal and standard appointments, for free, with no waiting time! Full treatment appointment is 25% off! Access to the restaurant and baths with every appointment! Bring a friend, you both get a 10% discount! Accsess to Exsotic appointments! What more could you want!
Siberius goes up to the main counter. "Uhm, excuse me, I'd like the Lux Treatment, please." they place 1pp on the counter. "keep the change," they smile sweetly.
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Flint notices and is amazed. How could anyone spend a platinum piece on beauty?
They glance over at Flint and wink.
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"Oh, hey Siberius." Oslo steps out of the way so you can see the sign board.
Session pricings
Casual appointment: 3sp. This includes simple haircuts, clothes washing, and access to the washroom. Your appointment will be ready in anywhere between 1-3 days.
Standard appointment: 5sp. This includes everything in the causal appointment, plus oils, perfumes, and a selection of cumforts during your session, including flannels and hot drinks. Your appointment will be ready within 24 hours after you purchase it.
Full treatment appointment: 2gp. This includes everything in the Standard appointment, plus honey products, soaps, seat heaters and a full body massage. You will also have access to the after appointment relaxation area, and the baths. You may stay at the Salon for a maximum of 2 hours after your appointment. Your appointment will be ready within 1 hour after you purchase it.
Luxury appointment: 10gp. This includes everything in the Full treatment appointment, plus an ice bath (Optional) fresh water showers, thermal saunas, and a selection of alcoholic drinks for your enjoyment. You will also have access to our private washrooms, along with our best servants to wash you. Foot massages will be available whilst in the after appointment relaxation area and in the baths. You can also add 3gp to your session to receive a dark arts makeover. Inquires about this are to be made at the front desk. You may stay at the Salon for up to 24 hours after your session, with access to a selection of rooms and our top end restaurants whilst you're with us. Your appointment will be ready as soon as you purchase it.
Exsotic appointment: 20gp. Members only. Inquire at the main desk for details.
Restaurant and shrine deal: Fancy worshiping in one of the best shrines in the area, and eating food traditional to your culture? Well, we do that too, and all for only 5gp! Inquire at the front desk for details.
Membership deal: 10gp/week. Full access to causal and standard appointments, for free, with no waiting time! Full treatment appointment is 25% off! Access to the restaurant and baths with every appointment! Bring a friend, you both get a 10% discount! Accsess to Exsotic appointments! What more could you want!
Siberius goes up to the main counter. "Uhm, excuse me, I'd like the Lux Treatment, please." they place 1pp on the counter. "keep the change," they smile sweetly.
"Thank you." The lady takes the money and hands you a pink strip of card, which has a hole punched through it, like what would happen to a train ticket. "Your appointment is ready when you are. Have a great day." she gives you a small smile.
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'Oh, hey, Siberius! Didn't expect to see you here!'
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"yeah, I fell asleep in the sewer, I guess... I should probably get myself cleaned." They laugh nervously.
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
'I don't know, I've spent over half my life in sewers and I've never seen the need of getting cleaned' he laughs.
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They look at him "Well, I like being clean," trying to keep a neutral face.
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YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
'Ya know, most people do. This place might be a good place for ya to be then, seeming as it has a bathhouse I think'
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They grab him by the arm. "Maybe it's time for you to remember how being clean feels!" [persuasion] 6
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
The lady takes it, counts it, and then puts in the a draw. "Here." She hands you a pink strip of card, which has a hole punched through it, like what would happen to a train ticket. "Your appointment will be ready in 30 minutes. Have a nice day."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It's not hard to grab him by the arm- he's about as strong as a spider. 'That's why I'm here. Oslo's persuaded me to get a makeover' he grins.
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They smile. "well count me in!"
to Olso "Hey, how much is it for an appointment?"
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Flint goes and sits in a chair in the reception, dripping slimy water everywhere and generally grossing out the customers
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"Oh, hey Siberius." Oslo steps out of the way so you can see the sign board.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'3sp for casual, 5sp for standard, 2gp for full treatment. Anything above that, I haven't noticed. I'm having full treatment' he grins
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Most of the customers move away from you.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint doesn't care- he's used to it. He wonders about using this free time to go have a wash
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Siberius goes up to the main counter. "Uhm, excuse me, I'd like the Lux Treatment, please." they place 1pp on the counter. "keep the change," they smile sweetly.
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
Flint notices and is amazed. How could anyone spend a platinum piece on beauty?
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Oslo, feeling sorry for you, comes to sit with you. "You excited?"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
They glance over at Flint and wink.
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
'You bet. It's like a whole new world! D'ya think I should go wash?'
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"Thank you." The lady takes the money and hands you a pink strip of card, which has a hole punched through it, like what would happen to a train ticket. "Your appointment is ready when you are. Have a great day." she gives you a small smile.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.