The man looks up from his chowder. He looks down at his right hand which is missing several important digits. He then feels his missing earlobe and rubs where a lot more elbow skin should have been, as if he is checking to make sure it really has all disappeared. He laughs, "Indeed I do. Unfortunately, the critters that I study have massive appetites and they seem to think that I am quite delicious. But are a couple toes really too much to be sacrificed in the name of science?"
His clothes are those of a traveler. They are worn, dusty, and they look like they have been slobbered on and maybe chewed up on occasion. Some very amateur needlework seems to have been done to sew up many of the tears and rips in his clothing.
"I am a researcher of the dangerous, the wonderous, and the occasionally delicious wildlife of this magical world we live in. I travel the wilds, observing and documenting all manner of creatures and critters that I come across. I have been compiling my notes and sketches into a book which I hope will save others from being chomped and nibbled by beasts as much as I have."
ahh i see i hope you get paid a good amount for such a hard word she says as she sips her ale side-eyeing you and delicious you said you eat those things the ones that try and eat you?? she says as she grins and snorts you are quite interesting
He laughs at your mention of pay, "I have published a book before and it does earn me enough money to make a meager living, but most people would rather read action packed adventure stories or cutsie wootsie tales about kittens and puppies then my educational writings even though I poured literal blood, sweat and tears, into my notes and drawings."
"Why yes! I do often feast upon the very wildlife that would like to feast on me. It seems perfectly fair. In fact, in my notes I always try to include a section on the critters taste." He pulls out a page that shows a hideous giant rat-like creature with big fangs and tiny, pointless wings labeled Cave Blat. In the description you see a little note:
Taste: Like Chicken
"Actually, many of my meals come from the wildlife I observe. I expect that otherwise I would starve seeing as my money is not often abundant. However, while money may not grow on trees, all manner of fruits do and so I have learned to appreciate the taste of sour apples and I understand how to live off of the roots of a bunglebush. Still, cheesy chowder like this cannot be found in the wild." He gestures at his steaming bowl of soup.
"she laughs at your mentions of peoples preferences of book my sister probably likes your books not like she dares talk to me anyway and looks at the animal in the book its quite cute I should see if I could make a pet out of one and have you thought about being a chef instead looking at your scars"
*Sorry that I softly and suddenly vanished away but look! You are hearing from me again! Also, sorry, but where is the punctuation?*
"Your sister you say? Well it is good to know that at least someone is equipped with the knowledge that I have labored hard to collect."
"A pet? Cute? A cave blat?" he looks at you like you are insane, "These beasts aren't particularly deadly. They only attack when provoked. Unless you come across one of the big ones of course, they are nasty, vicious creatures . But they are called cave blats for a reason. Not because they live in caves, but because they are so ugly that upon seeing one the average person's first thought is, "Egads! What an unpleasant creature! I wish it was in a dark cave somewhere so that I may not have to gaze upon its horrible visage!"
"A chef? Well, I did work at a grocer's store before I became a traveling naturalist. I do have some experience in cooking, but my true joy comes from observing the fearful and wonderful world that we live in and all the creepy crawling critters that squelch, hop, burp, wriggle, stamp, climb and flap across its surface. I also see it as my duty to educate the populace about the dangerous beasts that roam the wilds so that others may avoid the horrible fate of my dear Uncle Bawbert, may he rest in peace."
*where were we at when you were last on? Currently Sie and Red are an item I think, Flint is crashing a party with Daniel, a few new people have joined I think*
*where were we at when you were last on? Currently Sie and Red are an item I think, Flint is crashing a party with Daniel, a few new people have joined I think*
*Last thing I was here for... when Oslo went down the sewer pipe water slide things*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*ok, not a load has particularly changed. There was a 'pool party' at Flint's place (gross, right), some sort of teleportation thingy that is now over, really it's now just a normal happy day at the YonStore*
The man looks up from his chowder. He looks down at his right hand which is missing several important digits. He then feels his missing earlobe and rubs where a lot more elbow skin should have been, as if he is checking to make sure it really has all disappeared. He laughs, "Indeed I do. Unfortunately, the critters that I study have massive appetites and they seem to think that I am quite delicious. But are a couple toes really too much to be sacrificed in the name of science?"
and what is it you study? i raise my hand to get the bartender's attention and ask for some ale and turn back to you studying your clothes
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im a minor btw loLZ
His clothes are those of a traveler. They are worn, dusty, and they look like they have been slobbered on and maybe chewed up on occasion. Some very amateur needlework seems to have been done to sew up many of the tears and rips in his clothing.
"I am a researcher of the dangerous, the wonderous, and the occasionally delicious wildlife of this magical world we live in. I travel the wilds, observing and documenting all manner of creatures and critters that I come across. I have been compiling my notes and sketches into a book which I hope will save others from being chomped and nibbled by beasts as much as I have."
ahh i see i hope you get paid a good amount for such a hard word she says as she sips her ale side-eyeing you and delicious you said you eat those things the ones that try and eat you?? she says as she grins and snorts you are quite interesting
jAH<33
imma nerdy biotch😎
im a minor btw loLZ
He laughs at your mention of pay, "I have published a book before and it does earn me enough money to make a meager living, but most people would rather read action packed adventure stories or cutsie wootsie tales about kittens and puppies then my educational writings even though I poured literal blood, sweat and tears, into my notes and drawings."
"Why yes! I do often feast upon the very wildlife that would like to feast on me. It seems perfectly fair. In fact, in my notes I always try to include a section on the critters taste." He pulls out a page that shows a hideous giant rat-like creature with big fangs and tiny, pointless wings labeled Cave Blat. In the description you see a little note:
Taste: Like Chicken
"Actually, many of my meals come from the wildlife I observe. I expect that otherwise I would starve seeing as my money is not often abundant. However, while money may not grow on trees, all manner of fruits do and so I have learned to appreciate the taste of sour apples and I understand how to live off of the roots of a bunglebush. Still, cheesy chowder like this cannot be found in the wild." He gestures at his steaming bowl of soup.
"she laughs at your mentions of peoples preferences of book my sister probably likes your books not like she dares talk to me anyway and looks at the animal in the book its quite cute I should see if I could make a pet out of one and have you thought about being a chef instead looking at your scars"
jAH<33
imma nerdy biotch😎
im a minor btw loLZ
*Sorry that I softly and suddenly vanished away but look! You are hearing from me again! Also, sorry, but where is the punctuation?*
"Your sister you say? Well it is good to know that at least someone is equipped with the knowledge that I have labored hard to collect."
"A pet? Cute? A cave blat?" he looks at you like you are insane, "These beasts aren't particularly deadly. They only attack when provoked. Unless you come across one of the big ones of course, they are nasty, vicious creatures . But they are called cave blats for a reason. Not because they live in caves, but because they are so ugly that upon seeing one the average person's first thought is, "Egads! What an unpleasant creature! I wish it was in a dark cave somewhere so that I may not have to gaze upon its horrible visage!"
"A chef? Well, I did work at a grocer's store before I became a traveling naturalist. I do have some experience in cooking, but my true joy comes from observing the fearful and wonderful world that we live in and all the creepy crawling critters that squelch, hop, burp, wriggle, stamp, climb and flap across its surface. I also see it as my duty to educate the populace about the dangerous beasts that roam the wilds so that others may avoid the horrible fate of my dear Uncle Bawbert, may he rest in peace."
*hi!*
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*Heyo*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*I may need a recap... I saw Yondor posted here a bit but I myself wasn't able to be online much over the last few days*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*where were we at when you were last on? Currently Sie and Red are an item I think, Flint is crashing a party with Daniel, a few new people have joined I think*
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*Last thing I was here for... when Oslo went down the sewer pipe water slide things*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*ok, I think not much honestly has changed since then, I'll check though*
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*Thanks lol, you don't have too. I just saw that there were a lot more pages...*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*ok, not a load has particularly changed. There was a 'pool party' at Flint's place (gross, right), some sort of teleportation thingy that is now over, really it's now just a normal happy day at the YonStore*
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*Nice*
Oslo is chilling at the noodle bar.
*Nothing happened with the thieves, right?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*No, I don't think so*
Flint also arrives at the noodle bar, literally climbing up a manhole right outside it, in full view of the window.
*Where does Oslo usually sit? For some reason I envisage it as being an outside table rather than in the building itself?*
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*I actually envisage him sitting outside too. As its a noodle bar, I've always felt like you go inside to order and then eat outside*
"Hey Flint!"
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Yes, same, I have little experience with noodle bars though so wasn't sure*
'Hey Oslo, how's it going?' Flint seems pretty happy
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"Yeah, I'm good. You seen Red anywhere? I've been meaning to talk to him."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.