'Yes. He's called Bob. He lives here too. Well, not really lives. I talk to him sometimes. Don't worry, I didn't kill him. He was there before I came along. You fell down a manhole cover? I guess that checks out. You don't look too well.'
By the way, although he is a half-elf, he is basically in every other way, a sewer rat. His hair is shoulder-length and lank, his skin deathly pale, and his build scrawny. He sort of looks like he belongs in a trash heap or something.
"And the fresh blood trail?"
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'That's not from Bob. That's from... I don't know to be honest. Could be mine, but it could be ... Ashleigh or Oslo's. I hope it's not, but I can't see them. If they'd been knocked out, the current would have dumped them here. I should probably check it out, once my head's stopped throbbing and my arms and legs are able to swim and climb and crawl. But I'm not a killer. I'm just a sewer scavenger. I rob corpses, yes, but I don't make corpses'
'That's not from Bob. That's from... I don't know to be honest. Could be mine, but it could be ... Ashleigh or Oslo's. I hope it's not, but I can't see them. If they'd been knocked out, the current would have dumped them here. I should probably check it out, once my head's stopped throbbing and my arms and legs are able to swim and climb and crawl. But I'm not a killer. I'm just a sewer scavenger. I rob corpses, yes, but I don't make corpses'
"I meant 'is that normal for you,' not 'did you murder someone?' Also, would you like some help checking it out?"
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Oh, dead bodies are pretty normal for me. Sorta comes with the territory when you live down here. But it's okay. Most of them have pretty gold pieces in their pockets. And, I need all the help I can get. Thanks for offering. Most people think I'm creepy, you know.'
'Oh, dead bodies are pretty normal for me. Sorta comes with the territory when you live down here. But it's okay. Most of them have pretty gold pieces in their pockets. And, I need all the help I can get. Thanks for offering. Most people think I'm creepy, you know.'
"I literally worked in hell for 200 years. You're pretty tame compared to Maladomini."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I guess so. I'm not a man of hell. Try to be the opposite as much as possible. I mean, half the reason I chose to live in this particular chamber is because of the pipe spilling contaminated holy water, mixing its blessings in with the filth. Plus, this place is just nice, you agree? Lots of excellent vermin to make friends with'
'I guess so. I'm not a man of hell. Try to be the opposite as much as possible. I mean, half the reason I chose to live in this particular chamber is because of the pipe spilling contaminated holy water, mixing its blessings in with the filth. Plus, this place is just nice, you agree? Lots of excellent vermin to make friends with'
*got to go, it's night here in the UK*
"There are fewer flies here, so that's a plus. Wait, holy water?" He tenses up.
*Goodnight!*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Not sure where Red is, but I'm guessing he is near as Flint sees he has woken up. I don't think Flint has moved yet, maybe he has drifted through the pipes in his sleep?*
'There was a, something, I don't know, it was behind me, and it hit me, and I blacked out, and I woke up, and Ashleigh and Oslo were gone, and there was a trail of blood. How're you going? Have a nice night's sleep?'
'I guess so. I'm not a man of hell. Try to be the opposite as much as possible. I mean, half the reason I chose to live in this particular chamber is because of the pipe spilling contaminated holy water, mixing its blessings in with the filth. Plus, this place is just nice, you agree? Lots of excellent vermin to make friends with'
*got to go, it's night here in the UK*
"There are fewer flies here, so that's a plus. Wait, holy water?" He tenses up.
*Goodnight!*
'Yeah, holy water. It's pretty contaminated so not really effective against fiends or undead, but it's nice to know it's there.'
Oslo is currently lying on the floor in the Yonstore, having spent ages trying to find a way out of the sewers. He doesn't like to admit it, but he kinda had his eyes closed and his hands over his ears when Flint was attacked, cause he was really uncomfortable. When he saw flint was gone, he ran off and searched for a way back to the surface.
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A rat sees Oslo and tells Flint, who then sends another rat to Oslo with a paper message. It reads 'Sorry. I really am sorry. I did not realise that it would be dangerous down there, nor did I realise quite what the situation was. It was my mess, and I shouldn't have brought you into it. By the way, in case you are wondering, not that you should care as I've been a selfish excuse for a friend, I am still alive. And I'm glad you are too. I hope we can move past this. Yours, Flint'
A rat sees Oslo and tells Flint, who then sends another rat to Oslo with a paper message. It reads 'Sorry. I really am sorry. I did not realise that it would be dangerous down there, nor did I realise quite what the situation was. It was my mess, and I shouldn't have brought you into it. By the way, in case you are wondering, not that you should care as I've been a selfish excuse for a friend, I am still alive. And I'm glad you are too. I hope we can move past this. Yours, Flint'
Oslo sits up, reads it, screws it up, chucks it back into the sewer and lays back down again.
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Flint wonders how his life became such a mess. He doesn't like hurting people. And now Oslo probably hated him, and Ashleigh was in danger. Maybe this was why it was better to stick to befriending rats. He sits in the sewer trying to play the lute, but it doesn't sound the same any more
Hamilton goes back into the sewer *Don't ask how, this dog can climb ladders now* and retrieves Flints letter. He brings it back to Oslo and begins to tug on his shoe, trying to make him go find Flint.
"Hamy... No. We can't let people do that kind of thing to us. We've been nothing but nice to him, and then he puts us in a situation like that... No. I said, no. Don't look at me like that Hamilton. Come on now, stop it, you're going to break my shoe."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint asks Hi for advice, but Hi just looks at him like 'this is what happens when you talk to humans'. He then goes to Bob, but Bob is broken and not the same. Plus, when he speaks to Bob, he's really just speaking to himself, so it isn't too helpful. He wonders about whether he should talk in person to Oslo, but thinks that Oslo won't want to see him. But at least he knows Oslo is safe. Ashleigh could be dead because of him. Flint wonders whether this makes him a murderer. And what do you do if you're a murderer? He's not sure. He never planned for this.
"And the fresh blood trail?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'That's not from Bob. That's from... I don't know to be honest. Could be mine, but it could be ... Ashleigh or Oslo's. I hope it's not, but I can't see them. If they'd been knocked out, the current would have dumped them here. I should probably check it out, once my head's stopped throbbing and my arms and legs are able to swim and climb and crawl. But I'm not a killer. I'm just a sewer scavenger. I rob corpses, yes, but I don't make corpses'
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"I meant 'is that normal for you,' not 'did you murder someone?' Also, would you like some help checking it out?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Oh, dead bodies are pretty normal for me. Sorta comes with the territory when you live down here. But it's okay. Most of them have pretty gold pieces in their pockets. And, I need all the help I can get. Thanks for offering. Most people think I'm creepy, you know.'
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"I literally worked in hell for 200 years. You're pretty tame compared to Maladomini."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I guess so. I'm not a man of hell. Try to be the opposite as much as possible. I mean, half the reason I chose to live in this particular chamber is because of the pipe spilling contaminated holy water, mixing its blessings in with the filth. Plus, this place is just nice, you agree? Lots of excellent vermin to make friends with'
*got to go, it's night here in the UK*
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"There are fewer flies here, so that's a plus. Wait, holy water?"
He tenses up.
*Goodnight!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A voice goes in Flint's head "Whats been going on with you recently?" You see Red has woken up
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*is Ashleigh having some sort of trauma bc Red can sense this kind of thing*
If so he finds her wherever she went off too
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Okay well if he can't get to her easily his mind is going crazy. like a radar
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
*Not sure where Red is, but I'm guessing he is near as Flint sees he has woken up. I don't think Flint has moved yet, maybe he has drifted through the pipes in his sleep?*
'There was a, something, I don't know, it was behind me, and it hit me, and I blacked out, and I woke up, and Ashleigh and Oslo were gone, and there was a trail of blood. How're you going? Have a nice night's sleep?'
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'Yeah, holy water. It's pretty contaminated so not really effective against fiends or undead, but it's nice to know it's there.'
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*Wow, I missed a bit. Damn being tired*
Oslo is currently lying on the floor in the Yonstore, having spent ages trying to find a way out of the sewers. He doesn't like to admit it, but he kinda had his eyes closed and his hands over his ears when Flint was attacked, cause he was really uncomfortable. When he saw flint was gone, he ran off and searched for a way back to the surface.
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A rat sees Oslo and tells Flint, who then sends another rat to Oslo with a paper message. It reads 'Sorry. I really am sorry. I did not realise that it would be dangerous down there, nor did I realise quite what the situation was. It was my mess, and I shouldn't have brought you into it. By the way, in case you are wondering, not that you should care as I've been a selfish excuse for a friend, I am still alive. And I'm glad you are too. I hope we can move past this. Yours, Flint'
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Oslo sits up, reads it, screws it up, chucks it back into the sewer and lays back down again.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint wonders how his life became such a mess. He doesn't like hurting people. And now Oslo probably hated him, and Ashleigh was in danger. Maybe this was why it was better to stick to befriending rats. He sits in the sewer trying to play the lute, but it doesn't sound the same any more
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Hamilton goes back into the sewer *Don't ask how, this dog can climb ladders now* and retrieves Flints letter. He brings it back to Oslo and begins to tug on his shoe, trying to make him go find Flint.
"Hamy... No. We can't let people do that kind of thing to us. We've been nothing but nice to him, and then he puts us in a situation like that... No. I said, no. Don't look at me like that Hamilton. Come on now, stop it, you're going to break my shoe."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Flint asks Hi for advice, but Hi just looks at him like 'this is what happens when you talk to humans'. He then goes to Bob, but Bob is broken and not the same. Plus, when he speaks to Bob, he's really just speaking to himself, so it isn't too helpful. He wonders about whether he should talk in person to Oslo, but thinks that Oslo won't want to see him. But at least he knows Oslo is safe. Ashleigh could be dead because of him. Flint wonders whether this makes him a murderer. And what do you do if you're a murderer? He's not sure. He never planned for this.
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Hamilton wants to go find Flint, but is too attached to Oslo to leave him and head into the sewers.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.