'Man, that sounds rough. I'm glad I grew up in the sewers and not the Shadowfell'
"That is something to be glad about. Unless they're the sewers in the Shadowfell, which shift around on their own and create monsters from filth and despair."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'It's a nice offer, and if I were in trouble, then, sure, why not? But not now. Not a huge fan of sea creatures. Give me the creeps. Ironic, really. Giant rats are, to me, adorable floofballs, but fishes are nightmare fuel'
'It's a nice offer, and if I were in trouble, then, sure, why not? But not now. Not a huge fan of sea creatures. Give me the creeps. Ironic, really. Giant rats are, to me, adorable floofballs, but fishes are nightmare fuel'
"There are no windows in the crew quarters, and there isn't much to see there anyway. You won't have to deal with any sea monsters."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I'd sure hope not. And thank you for the offer, maybe I'll take it at some point in the future. But I've been a sewer rat for my whole life, and I can't see that changing any time soon.'
'I'd sure hope not. And thank you for the offer, maybe I'll take it at some point in the future. But I've been a sewer rat for my whole life, and I can't see that changing any time soon.'
"Understood. I just like taking in those that society doesn't treat as well as it should."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Who said anything about society? Society sucks. Nah, I don't mind my life. It's what I'm adapted for. Like, this guy's spent straight up months at a time without seeing sunlight. Sure, some surface-dwellers are pretty okay, but I'd never wanna be one of them. Whereas, I got a nice shady home, with plenty to scavenge, the occasional corpse to rob, and twenty million rodent buddies? Who wouldn't want that?'
"Sort of. It can manifest in the Material Plane, but it can only swim in the shadow oceans."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Swim? Boats don't swim? Do they? Unless it's...' he tails off, seemingly frightened
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Castaigne gestures to the massive spider-submarine-hotel machine sitting beside them.
"I present: the Silver Maw."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Oh my goodness, is that thing alive?!' Flint's already pallid face drains of all colour. He's terrified of sea creatures, and this might qualify
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"Sort of. It's a construct."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Okay... Well, at least your food's good. Then again, that might be because I got it for free. Sorry about Hi by the way. He's always hungry'
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"Thank you. We have more, but you'll have to pay for it. We can't just give away infinite free food... anymore."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Nah, I'll pass. Wait, you could afford to give away infinite free food? Were you some sort of millionaire? I always wanted to be a millionaire'
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"I have some farms in the Shadowfell, but now that I have such a large crew to feed I need to actually make a significant profit."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'You're from the Shadowfell? What's it like there?'
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"Horrible. I was nearly sacrificed to the Skins because I was too small when I hatched."
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May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Man, that sounds rough. I'm glad I grew up in the sewers and not the Shadowfell'
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"That is something to be glad about. Unless they're the sewers in the Shadowfell, which shift around on their own and create monsters from filth and despair."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Fortunately not. Just the regular sewers in the capital city. Man, I miss those days. Shame that my enemies got onto my tail, and I had to move on'
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"If you are ever in trouble, I could let you on for free. You're the kind of person I would be willing to bring aboard as crew."
*I'm gonna have to switch to Chromebook soon, so my replies are gonna slow down dramatically.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'It's a nice offer, and if I were in trouble, then, sure, why not? But not now. Not a huge fan of sea creatures. Give me the creeps. Ironic, really. Giant rats are, to me, adorable floofballs, but fishes are nightmare fuel'
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"There are no windows in the crew quarters, and there isn't much to see there anyway. You won't have to deal with any sea monsters."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I'd sure hope not. And thank you for the offer, maybe I'll take it at some point in the future. But I've been a sewer rat for my whole life, and I can't see that changing any time soon.'
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"Understood. I just like taking in those that society doesn't treat as well as it should."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Who said anything about society? Society sucks. Nah, I don't mind my life. It's what I'm adapted for. Like, this guy's spent straight up months at a time without seeing sunlight. Sure, some surface-dwellers are pretty okay, but I'd never wanna be one of them. Whereas, I got a nice shady home, with plenty to scavenge, the occasional corpse to rob, and twenty million rodent buddies? Who wouldn't want that?'
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