'Only a teeny bit though! Probably for the best, or we'd be too grossed out by ourselves! And miss wonderful opportunities to find things in the sewer!'
"How did you even survive? If that's not too personal you don't have to answer." The crow appeared out of nowhere and started saying that in sign language.
'An otherworldly being, kinda like a god but not God, put a blessing on me. Made me able to speak to rats, made me much more resistant to hunger and disease than the average half-elf. Well, not all disease, just the ones commonly found in the kind of places I would be calling home. Gave me an almost instinctual knowledge of underground layouts. Basically, shaped me into the perfect creature to live in a sewer.'
'Great! Ya know, some people used to question why, if some higher power wanted to protect me, they didn't just bless me with, I don't know, a stable, warm existence, instead of making me basically friend of all vermin. Can ya believe it?'
'I guess so. I've never really lived in a cave, maybe stayed the night in one when I was between cities, but never called one home. I tend to thrive in urban environments, ya see'
“And I have money, some friends and a tiny bit of dignity!” He says jokingly
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'Only a teeny bit though! Probably for the best, or we'd be too grossed out by ourselves! And miss wonderful opportunities to find things in the sewer!'
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"How did you even survive? If that's not too personal you don't have to answer." The crow appeared out of nowhere and started saying that in sign language.
'An otherworldly being, kinda like a god but not God, put a blessing on me. Made me able to speak to rats, made me much more resistant to hunger and disease than the average half-elf. Well, not all disease, just the ones commonly found in the kind of places I would be calling home. Gave me an almost instinctual knowledge of underground layouts. Basically, shaped me into the perfect creature to live in a sewer.'
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“And for me it was the traditional kobold lifestyle!”
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'It certainly served ya well, buddy! Can I call ya buddy?'
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“Of course ya can!”
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'Great! Ya know, some people used to question why, if some higher power wanted to protect me, they didn't just bless me with, I don't know, a stable, warm existence, instead of making me basically friend of all vermin. Can ya believe it?'
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“Stupid people, I tell ya, stupid people.”
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'Yeah! Who'd want a normal life when ya can be king of the undercity?'
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“Exactly!”
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'Ya ever lived in a sewer network before?'
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“No, but a cave’s pretty similar.”
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'I guess so. I've never really lived in a cave, maybe stayed the night in one when I was between cities, but never called one home. I tend to thrive in urban environments, ya see'
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“Ya, that’s understandable… wait till ya see a kobold cave, there like mazes!”
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'They sounds so cool! Would I be allowed to see one, not being a kobold?'
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“Well… I’d say it would depend on the tribe.”
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'But some tribes would maybe let me in? It'd sure be epic to see, a whole Kobold town!'
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“Yeah, I guess.”
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'Funny, I did used to see quite a few kobolds back in the good old bad old days. Not many half-elves, that's for certain!'
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