Doctor Keen is doing their best not to get in anyone's way.
"Dr. Wondertainment" is examining the Thresher Machine.
Anasta is watching Dr Wondertainment closely.
Jed is watching Dr Keen out of the corner of his eye.
Wondertainment manages to turn off the machine. He begins reading through the blueprints for further instruction.
Dr. Keen notices him. "Oh, do you need something?"
Anasta walks over and narrows her eyes "Sir, your not supposed to do that."
"No sir." he said and looked forward again.
"I built this machine in my world. I just got dragged through it to get here. I don't plan on staying in this hellscape of a dimension for very long." *Make a perception check, please*
"If you want or need something, it's perfectly alright to ask, but if you don't, it is impolite to stare."
(12)
"Sorry sir." he said and nodded.
"Wondertainment" isn't human. It isn't even close. It has too many limbs, but simultaneously too few. Its face is just a smiling white mask. Its body is draped in purple-and-yellow fabrics that flow in the still air unnaturally. It continues reading the blueprints. "This one is far less stable than the one I built. Would you like me to fix that?"
"There is no need to be sorry. I mean, I would stare at me too."
"No sir, I do not have the clearance to do so. And i do not think you are even supposed to be here."
"It was rude of me to do so anyways." he said and bowed his head.
"That's why I'm trying to leave. Some moron turned on this machine and dragged me through."
"I get it a lot. Don't worry about it. I won't report you to HR. They're sick of me already."
"So you came from the machine?" she raises her walkie-talkie.
"Thank you sir." he said and nodded his head again.
"Sort of. My reality is different from this one, and the machine has two purposes: to rend reality or to pass through to different ones. I was dragged from my own to get here, and this place is an actual nightmare. The Foundation still exists, as do the ten, my counterpart is probably looking for me... scary stuff."
"Is there anything you need? Like a drink of water or a snack?"
"Should i call you in or are you gonna behave?" she askes.
"Im fine sir... but thank you for worrying." he said and smiled.
"You're going to do unspeakable things to me no matter what I do, so you might as well get it over with and call the brute squad. I'm just gonna go home." He picks up a toolbox that was lying beside him and makes his way toward the machine.
"Alright. Do a good job, soldier. We scientists are counting on you."
She narrows her eyes and puts down the walkie-talkie. "Just dont kill people please."
"I suppose." he said and chuckled again.
"I have no reason to want to hurt anyone here. The difference that it would make would be nearly nonexistent on the scale that it would need to be to make it worth doing."
Dr. Keen shuffles away, waving to Jed as they do so.
"Still." she said and folded her arms.
"Right. I'll just go on a killing spree with no motivation when I have every reason to want to be out of here as fast as possible." He sighs. "I'm just gonna stabilize this machine here. Right now it will basically destroy all existence if left running for any significant amount of time."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Haven't seen this one before so im not completely sure." he said and put on his own gloves, making sure no skin was showing anywhere. He picked up 8722.
Kai follows, holding his AR tightly and trained on the SCP.
"He's not gonna take off your head mate." he said and chuckled a bit "No need to blow off his."
“Are you sure? I don’t know anything about him.”
he starts to wake up
Kai immediately points his gun. “Don’t move. We’re taking you in for a medical examination.”
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"Awhile ago, when i was a kid, i had a run in with SCP 2852." he said and sighed "Was not pleasant at all."
“Who’s that? And.. how did you survive?”
"A Keter Class Entity deemed Cousin Johnny. I can bring you the overview of the case file later for you to read but.... its horrific stuff." he said "I was a kid and my sister was a baby and there was a baby shower. I think i was traumatized but im not sure anymore."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Haven't seen this one before so im not completely sure." he said and put on his own gloves, making sure no skin was showing anywhere. He picked up 8722.
Kai follows, holding his AR tightly and trained on the SCP.
"He's not gonna take off your head mate." he said and chuckled a bit "No need to blow off his."
“Are you sure? I don’t know anything about him.”
he starts to wake up
"Uh oh, he's wakin up" Jed said
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Haven't seen this one before so im not completely sure." he said and put on his own gloves, making sure no skin was showing anywhere. He picked up 8722.
Kai follows, holding his AR tightly and trained on the SCP.
"He's not gonna take off your head mate." he said and chuckled a bit "No need to blow off his."
“Are you sure? I don’t know anything about him.”
he starts to wake up
Kai immediately points his gun. “Don’t move. We’re taking you in for a medical examination.”
'Ask 704, when she's awake. She will tell you it is true. And I never lie. Tell twisted truths, yes. But lying would strip me of credibility. I cannot afford that. Or ask the doctor who gave her the computer'
“Which doctor?” Kai shuffles nervously, looking around as if even talking to Jim was going to get him in trouble.
'Not sure of his name. Gave 704 the computer. On the other end was your variant. A young man just like you. He was scavenging on a garbage dump.'
"Maybe your taking on his form?" she said and chuckled.
Archon looks indignant. “I would never willingly submit to the torture of inhabiting such a lowly body.”
"Maybe you should stopping eating us. Maybe it would help."
“I need to feed.” It hisses. “Or I die. It is the same as with you, human.”
"I understand that but, perhaps, it would help." she said and stood up.
Its tail moves to block her exit. “I.. will consider. If you consider my proposal.”
"What if i did and i only see it end in mass murder?" she said
“Then you cannot see the big picture. I passed your trial run- there were no deaths. You can trust I will uphold my word. Chaos is one of my worst enemies. I do prefer Law and Control. What was your motto again? Secure.. Contain.. Protect. I believe I’ve done all three of those.”
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Doctor Keen is doing their best not to get in anyone's way.
"Dr. Wondertainment" is examining the Thresher Machine.
Anasta is watching Dr Wondertainment closely.
Jed is watching Dr Keen out of the corner of his eye.
Wondertainment manages to turn off the machine. He begins reading through the blueprints for further instruction.
Dr. Keen notices him. "Oh, do you need something?"
Anasta walks over and narrows her eyes "Sir, your not supposed to do that."
"No sir." he said and looked forward again.
"I built this machine in my world. I just got dragged through it to get here. I don't plan on staying in this hellscape of a dimension for very long." *Make a perception check, please*
"If you want or need something, it's perfectly alright to ask, but if you don't, it is impolite to stare."
(12)
"Sorry sir." he said and nodded.
"Wondertainment" isn't human. It isn't even close. It has too many limbs, but simultaneously too few. Its face is just a smiling white mask. Its body is draped in purple-and-yellow fabrics that flow in the still air unnaturally. It continues reading the blueprints. "This one is far less stable than the one I built. Would you like me to fix that?"
"There is no need to be sorry. I mean, I would stare at me too."
"No sir, I do not have the clearance to do so. And i do not think you are even supposed to be here."
"It was rude of me to do so anyways." he said and bowed his head.
"That's why I'm trying to leave. Some moron turned on this machine and dragged me through."
"I get it a lot. Don't worry about it. I won't report you to HR. They're sick of me already."
"So you came from the machine?" she raises her walkie-talkie.
"Thank you sir." he said and nodded his head again.
"Sort of. My reality is different from this one, and the machine has two purposes: to rend reality or to pass through to different ones. I was dragged from my own to get here, and this place is an actual nightmare. The Foundation still exists, as do the ten, my counterpart is probably looking for me... scary stuff."
"Is there anything you need? Like a drink of water or a snack?"
"Should i call you in or are you gonna behave?" she askes.
"Im fine sir... but thank you for worrying." he said and smiled.
"You're going to do unspeakable things to me no matter what I do, so you might as well get it over with and call the brute squad. I'm just gonna go home." He picks up a toolbox that was lying beside him and makes his way toward the machine.
"Alright. Do a good job, soldier. We scientists are counting on you."
She narrows her eyes and puts down the walkie-talkie. "Just dont kill people please."
"I suppose." he said and chuckled again.
"I have no reason to want to hurt anyone here. The difference that it would make would be nearly nonexistent on the scale that it would need to be to make it worth doing."
Dr. Keen shuffles away, waving to Jed as they do so.
"Still." she said and folded her arms.
"Right. I'll just go on a killing spree with no motivation when I have every reason to want to be out of here as fast as possible." He sighs. "I'm just gonna stabilize this machine here. Right now it will basically destroy all existence if left running for any significant amount of time."
"You do that." she said and rubbed the bridge of her nose.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Awhile ago, when i was a kid, i had a run in with SCP 2852." he said and sighed "Was not pleasant at all."
“Who’s that? And.. how did you survive?”
"A Keter Class Entity deemed Cousin Johnny. I can bring you the overview of the case file later for you to read but.... its horrific stuff." he said "I was a kid and my sister was a baby and there was a baby shower. I think i was traumatized but im not sure anymore."
He looks sympathetic. “I’m so sorry..”
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"Maybe your taking on his form?" she said and chuckled.
Archon looks indignant. “I would never willingly submit to the torture of inhabiting such a lowly body.”
"Maybe you should stopping eating us. Maybe it would help."
“I need to feed.” It hisses. “Or I die. It is the same as with you, human.”
"I understand that but, perhaps, it would help." she said and stood up.
Its tail moves to block her exit. “I.. will consider. If you consider my proposal.”
"What if i did and i only see it end in mass murder?" she said
“Then you cannot see the big picture. I passed your trial run- there were no deaths. You can trust I will uphold my word. Chaos is one of my worst enemies. I do prefer Law and Control. What was your motto again? Secure.. Contain.. Protect. I believe I’ve done all three of those.”
"..." She stays quiet and then darts her eyes to the tail "If i agree to think it over, am i allowed to be let go?" she askes and raises an eyebrow.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Haven't seen this one before so im not completely sure." he said and put on his own gloves, making sure no skin was showing anywhere. He picked up 8722.
Kai follows, holding his AR tightly and trained on the SCP.
"He's not gonna take off your head mate." he said and chuckled a bit "No need to blow off his."
“Are you sure? I don’t know anything about him.”
he starts to wake up
"Uh oh, he's wakin up" Jed said
“We need to get him to an infirmary. I don’t want management to yell at me for a dead SCP on my second day.”
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'Ask 704, when she's awake. She will tell you it is true. And I never lie. Tell twisted truths, yes. But lying would strip me of credibility. I cannot afford that. Or ask the doctor who gave her the computer'
“Which doctor?” Kai shuffles nervously, looking around as if even talking to Jim was going to get him in trouble.
'Not sure of his name. Gave 704 the computer. On the other end was your variant. A young man just like you. He was scavenging on a garbage dump.'
He pales. “Oh.”
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"Haven't seen this one before so im not completely sure." he said and put on his own gloves, making sure no skin was showing anywhere. He picked up 8722.
Kai follows, holding his AR tightly and trained on the SCP.
"He's not gonna take off your head mate." he said and chuckled a bit "No need to blow off his."
“Are you sure? I don’t know anything about him.”
he starts to wake up
"Uh oh, he's wakin up" Jed said
“We need to get him to an infirmary. I don’t want management to yell at me for a dead SCP on my second day.”
"Awhile ago, when i was a kid, i had a run in with SCP 2852." he said and sighed "Was not pleasant at all."
“Who’s that? And.. how did you survive?”
"A Keter Class Entity deemed Cousin Johnny. I can bring you the overview of the case file later for you to read but.... its horrific stuff." he said "I was a kid and my sister was a baby and there was a baby shower. I think i was traumatized but im not sure anymore."
He looks sympathetic. “I’m so sorry..”
"Ah, its nothing man. Your new here, i dont need you to worry over it." He said and smiled again "How did you end up here?"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Haven't seen this one before so im not completely sure." he said and put on his own gloves, making sure no skin was showing anywhere. He picked up 8722.
Kai follows, holding his AR tightly and trained on the SCP.
"He's not gonna take off your head mate." he said and chuckled a bit "No need to blow off his."
“Are you sure? I don’t know anything about him.”
he starts to wake up
"Uh oh, he's wakin up" Jed said
“We need to get him to an infirmary. I don’t want management to yell at me for a dead SCP on my second day.”
"Its fine. Its your second day. If anything, they'll pin it on me." he said. He elbowed the medical door open.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
'Ask 704, when she's awake. She will tell you it is true. And I never lie. Tell twisted truths, yes. But lying would strip me of credibility. I cannot afford that. Or ask the doctor who gave her the computer'
“Which doctor?” Kai shuffles nervously, looking around as if even talking to Jim was going to get him in trouble.
'Not sure of his name. Gave 704 the computer. On the other end was your variant. A young man just like you. He was scavenging on a garbage dump.'
He pales. “Oh.”
'Sound familiar? The Third tends to be an outcast, known to lurk in the foulest places. Hey, you even look as pale as him now! I refuse to believe you are not him'
"..." She stays quiet and then darts her eyes to the tail "If i agree to think it over, am i allowed to be let go?" she askes and raises an eyebrow.
It smiles. “Yes. But you will return to me and show proof of it. A draft of a letter or anything you think as relevant.”
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“You’re bleeding and I don’t know how your anatomy works. If you’d like, we can just put you back in your containment unit.”
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"Right. I'll just go on a killing spree with no motivation when I have every reason to want to be out of here as fast as possible." He sighs. "I'm just gonna stabilize this machine here. Right now it will basically destroy all existence if left running for any significant amount of time."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Kai immediately points his gun. “Don’t move. We’re taking you in for a medical examination.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Quick note, to run something by O5, run it by me*
"A Keter Class Entity deemed Cousin Johnny. I can bring you the overview of the case file later for you to read but.... its horrific stuff." he said "I was a kid and my sister was a baby and there was a baby shower. I think i was traumatized but im not sure anymore."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Uh oh, he's wakin up" Jed said
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"O-okay I won't....." he stays still
'Not sure of his name. Gave 704 the computer. On the other end was your variant. A young man just like you. He was scavenging on a garbage dump.'
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“Then you cannot see the big picture. I passed your trial run- there were no deaths. You can trust I will uphold my word. Chaos is one of my worst enemies. I do prefer Law and Control. What was your motto again? Secure.. Contain.. Protect. I believe I’ve done all three of those.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You do that." she said and rubbed the bridge of her nose.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He looks sympathetic. “I’m so sorry..”
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"..." She stays quiet and then darts her eyes to the tail "If i agree to think it over, am i allowed to be let go?" she askes and raises an eyebrow.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“We need to get him to an infirmary. I don’t want management to yell at me for a dead SCP on my second day.”
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He pales. “Oh.”
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"im not gonna die, i just passed out"
"Ah, its nothing man. Your new here, i dont need you to worry over it." He said and smiled again "How did you end up here?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Its fine. Its your second day. If anything, they'll pin it on me." he said. He elbowed the medical door open.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
'Sound familiar? The Third tends to be an outcast, known to lurk in the foulest places. Hey, you even look as pale as him now! I refuse to believe you are not him'
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It smiles. “Yes. But you will return to me and show proof of it. A draft of a letter or anything you think as relevant.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“You’re bleeding and I don’t know how your anatomy works. If you’d like, we can just put you back in your containment unit.”
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"Mn." She said and narrowed her eyes "Fine then. You have yourself a deal. 24 hours, no more, no less."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]