The doors to a heavily contained room suddenly burst open as black sludge rolls out on to the floor like a sea of acid. It corrodes the floor, making a hissing noise once it makes contact with the tiles and walls. A heavily stained man wearing a white mask with a frowning expression walks out, holding guard by the neck. The guard looks fairly decomposed, covered in the same liquid as the floor. The man throws the guard down and stretches, pieces of skin sloughing off and falling wetly on the floor.
"Ahhhh, new body. How lovely." it says and chuckles. It takes the guards gun and loads it, tucking it into the waist band of its pants.
Thomas raises his rifle and hits a button on the wall. Red alarms starting to blare as he shouts into his radio. "WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH 035 HAS ESCAPED!"
"Oh come now Thomas. Ive been here since the beginning! Now that i try and take a walk around, everyone freaks out!" it said and shrugged
"035. I'm going to ask you one time to stand down. You know what happens when you dont comply." he says, training the rifle on them.
"Go ahead. I can still move the body even if you pepper it full of holes." It said and shrugged.
"Back into your cell 035!"
"You know what would happen if i took your body Thomas? You mind would be happy about it. I could snuff you out just by getting close to you." it said and walked forward.
Thomas steps back every time he steps forward. "BACK THE HELL UP! NOW!"
"Oh please. No need to yell. You already alerted the whole complex that im out. Might as well make the best of it." it said and sprinted at him.
Thomas fires at the mask.
Attack: 28 Damage: 32
The bullets pierce through the mask as 035 feigns wincing and dropping to their knee's. The mask suddenly turns to a smiling complexion. "Thats not fair. Armor-piercing bullets? How droll."
"BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 27
Attack: 29 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 29 Damage: 29
It cackles again as fragments of the mask drop to the floor "Oh dear. All you soldiers. You always shoot first and talk later." it says.
Thomas continues to step back, still firing.
Attack: 19 Damage: 33
Attack: 26 Damage: 23
Attack: 22 Damage: 24
"Its not fair that Archon is hiding your presence from me..." it hissed "Yet i can tell that the bullets are coming from over here..." it points down the hall "So thats where you are.." It chcukles "START RUNNING SOLDIER"
Thomas continues to fire. "STAND DOWN!!!" he then yells into his radio. "REQUESTING BACKUP!!!"
Attack: 18 Damage: 26
Attack: 13 Damage: 30
Attack: 22 Damage: 28
The third bullet suddenly chips off a big part of the mask. 035 screeches for a moment before cackling. "GODS ABOVE. YOU SOLDIERS ARE SO... IDIOTIC!"
Thomas continues to fire.
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 21 Damage: 29
The mask breaks in half but still stays on, vicious liquid drips on the floor. It chuckles.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The doors to a heavily contained room suddenly burst open as black sludge rolls out on to the floor like a sea of acid. It corrodes the floor, making a hissing noise once it makes contact with the tiles and walls. A heavily stained man wearing a white mask with a frowning expression walks out, holding guard by the neck. The guard looks fairly decomposed, covered in the same liquid as the floor. The man throws the guard down and stretches, pieces of skin sloughing off and falling wetly on the floor.
"Ahhhh, new body. How lovely." it says and chuckles. It takes the guards gun and loads it, tucking it into the waist band of its pants.
Thomas raises his rifle and hits a button on the wall. Red alarms starting to blare as he shouts into his radio. "WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH 035 HAS ESCAPED!"
"Oh come now Thomas. Ive been here since the beginning! Now that i try and take a walk around, everyone freaks out!" it said and shrugged
"035. I'm going to ask you one time to stand down. You know what happens when you dont comply." he says, training the rifle on them.
"Go ahead. I can still move the body even if you pepper it full of holes." It said and shrugged.
"Back into your cell 035!"
"You know what would happen if i took your body Thomas? You mind would be happy about it. I could snuff you out just by getting close to you." it said and walked forward.
Thomas steps back every time he steps forward. "BACK THE HELL UP! NOW!"
"Oh please. No need to yell. You already alerted the whole complex that im out. Might as well make the best of it." it said and sprinted at him.
Thomas fires at the mask.
Attack: 28 Damage: 32
The bullets pierce through the mask as 035 feigns wincing and dropping to their knee's. The mask suddenly turns to a smiling complexion. "Thats not fair. Armor-piercing bullets? How droll."
"BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 27
Attack: 29 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 29 Damage: 29
It cackles again as fragments of the mask drop to the floor "Oh dear. All you soldiers. You always shoot first and talk later." it says.
Thomas continues to step back, still firing.
Attack: 19 Damage: 33
Attack: 26 Damage: 23
Attack: 22 Damage: 24
"Its not fair that Archon is hiding your presence from me..." it hissed "Yet i can tell that the bullets are coming from over here..." it points down the hall "So thats where you are.." It chcukles "START RUNNING SOLDIER"
Thomas continues to fire. "STAND DOWN!!!" he then yells into his radio. "REQUESTING BACKUP!!!"
Attack: 18 Damage: 26
Attack: 13 Damage: 30
Attack: 22 Damage: 28
The third bullet suddenly chips off a big part of the mask. 035 screeches for a moment before cackling. "GODS ABOVE. YOU SOLDIERS ARE SO... IDIOTIC!"
Thomas continues to fire.
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 21 Damage: 29
The mask breaks in half but still stays on, vicious liquid drips on the floor. It chuckles.
The doors to a heavily contained room suddenly burst open as black sludge rolls out on to the floor like a sea of acid. It corrodes the floor, making a hissing noise once it makes contact with the tiles and walls. A heavily stained man wearing a white mask with a frowning expression walks out, holding guard by the neck. The guard looks fairly decomposed, covered in the same liquid as the floor. The man throws the guard down and stretches, pieces of skin sloughing off and falling wetly on the floor.
"Ahhhh, new body. How lovely." it says and chuckles. It takes the guards gun and loads it, tucking it into the waist band of its pants.
Thomas raises his rifle and hits a button on the wall. Red alarms starting to blare as he shouts into his radio. "WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH 035 HAS ESCAPED!"
"Oh come now Thomas. Ive been here since the beginning! Now that i try and take a walk around, everyone freaks out!" it said and shrugged
"035. I'm going to ask you one time to stand down. You know what happens when you dont comply." he says, training the rifle on them.
"Go ahead. I can still move the body even if you pepper it full of holes." It said and shrugged.
"Back into your cell 035!"
"You know what would happen if i took your body Thomas? You mind would be happy about it. I could snuff you out just by getting close to you." it said and walked forward.
Thomas steps back every time he steps forward. "BACK THE HELL UP! NOW!"
"Oh please. No need to yell. You already alerted the whole complex that im out. Might as well make the best of it." it said and sprinted at him.
Thomas fires at the mask.
Attack: 28 Damage: 32
The bullets pierce through the mask as 035 feigns wincing and dropping to their knee's. The mask suddenly turns to a smiling complexion. "Thats not fair. Armor-piercing bullets? How droll."
"BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 27
Attack: 29 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 29 Damage: 29
It cackles again as fragments of the mask drop to the floor "Oh dear. All you soldiers. You always shoot first and talk later." it says.
Thomas continues to step back, still firing.
Attack: 19 Damage: 33
Attack: 26 Damage: 23
Attack: 22 Damage: 24
"Its not fair that Archon is hiding your presence from me..." it hissed "Yet i can tell that the bullets are coming from over here..." it points down the hall "So thats where you are.." It chcukles "START RUNNING SOLDIER"
Thomas continues to fire. "STAND DOWN!!!" he then yells into his radio. "REQUESTING BACKUP!!!"
Attack: 18 Damage: 26
Attack: 13 Damage: 30
Attack: 22 Damage: 28
The third bullet suddenly chips off a big part of the mask. 035 screeches for a moment before cackling. "GODS ABOVE. YOU SOLDIERS ARE SO... IDIOTIC!"
Thomas continues to fire.
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 21 Damage: 29
The mask breaks in half but still stays on, vicious liquid drips on the floor. It chuckles.
"[Redacted] [redacted] [redacted]..."
Attack: 16 Damage: 23
Attack: 19 Damage: 18
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
"Keep tryin Soldier... but its all in vain." it said and started humming Beautfuil Dreamer
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The doors to a heavily contained room suddenly burst open as black sludge rolls out on to the floor like a sea of acid. It corrodes the floor, making a hissing noise once it makes contact with the tiles and walls. A heavily stained man wearing a white mask with a frowning expression walks out, holding guard by the neck. The guard looks fairly decomposed, covered in the same liquid as the floor. The man throws the guard down and stretches, pieces of skin sloughing off and falling wetly on the floor.
"Ahhhh, new body. How lovely." it says and chuckles. It takes the guards gun and loads it, tucking it into the waist band of its pants.
Thomas raises his rifle and hits a button on the wall. Red alarms starting to blare as he shouts into his radio. "WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH 035 HAS ESCAPED!"
"Oh come now Thomas. Ive been here since the beginning! Now that i try and take a walk around, everyone freaks out!" it said and shrugged
"035. I'm going to ask you one time to stand down. You know what happens when you dont comply." he says, training the rifle on them.
"Go ahead. I can still move the body even if you pepper it full of holes." It said and shrugged.
"Back into your cell 035!"
"You know what would happen if i took your body Thomas? You mind would be happy about it. I could snuff you out just by getting close to you." it said and walked forward.
Thomas steps back every time he steps forward. "BACK THE HELL UP! NOW!"
"Oh please. No need to yell. You already alerted the whole complex that im out. Might as well make the best of it." it said and sprinted at him.
Thomas fires at the mask.
Attack: 28 Damage: 32
The bullets pierce through the mask as 035 feigns wincing and dropping to their knee's. The mask suddenly turns to a smiling complexion. "Thats not fair. Armor-piercing bullets? How droll."
"BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 27
Attack: 29 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 29 Damage: 29
It cackles again as fragments of the mask drop to the floor "Oh dear. All you soldiers. You always shoot first and talk later." it says.
Thomas continues to step back, still firing.
Attack: 19 Damage: 33
Attack: 26 Damage: 23
Attack: 22 Damage: 24
"Its not fair that Archon is hiding your presence from me..." it hissed "Yet i can tell that the bullets are coming from over here..." it points down the hall "So thats where you are.." It chcukles "START RUNNING SOLDIER"
Sam Smacks face first into 035's back, very blind from the light
035 turns around. "A body...".
"035! I've heard so much about you!" Sam smiles, bouncing lightly on his heels
"Good. Come here kid." It reaches out and grabs them by the neck. (WIS and CON save are needed.)
The doors to a heavily contained room suddenly burst open as black sludge rolls out on to the floor like a sea of acid. It corrodes the floor, making a hissing noise once it makes contact with the tiles and walls. A heavily stained man wearing a white mask with a frowning expression walks out, holding guard by the neck. The guard looks fairly decomposed, covered in the same liquid as the floor. The man throws the guard down and stretches, pieces of skin sloughing off and falling wetly on the floor.
"Ahhhh, new body. How lovely." it says and chuckles. It takes the guards gun and loads it, tucking it into the waist band of its pants.
Thomas raises his rifle and hits a button on the wall. Red alarms starting to blare as he shouts into his radio. "WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH 035 HAS ESCAPED!"
"Oh come now Thomas. Ive been here since the beginning! Now that i try and take a walk around, everyone freaks out!" it said and shrugged
"035. I'm going to ask you one time to stand down. You know what happens when you dont comply." he says, training the rifle on them.
"Go ahead. I can still move the body even if you pepper it full of holes." It said and shrugged.
"Back into your cell 035!"
"You know what would happen if i took your body Thomas? You mind would be happy about it. I could snuff you out just by getting close to you." it said and walked forward.
Thomas steps back every time he steps forward. "BACK THE HELL UP! NOW!"
"Oh please. No need to yell. You already alerted the whole complex that im out. Might as well make the best of it." it said and sprinted at him.
Thomas fires at the mask.
Attack: 28 Damage: 32
The bullets pierce through the mask as 035 feigns wincing and dropping to their knee's. The mask suddenly turns to a smiling complexion. "Thats not fair. Armor-piercing bullets? How droll."
"BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 27
Attack: 29 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 29 Damage: 29
It cackles again as fragments of the mask drop to the floor "Oh dear. All you soldiers. You always shoot first and talk later." it says.
Thomas continues to step back, still firing.
Attack: 19 Damage: 33
Attack: 26 Damage: 23
Attack: 22 Damage: 24
"Its not fair that Archon is hiding your presence from me..." it hissed "Yet i can tell that the bullets are coming from over here..." it points down the hall "So thats where you are.." It chcukles "START RUNNING SOLDIER"
Thomas continues to fire. "STAND DOWN!!!" he then yells into his radio. "REQUESTING BACKUP!!!"
Attack: 18 Damage: 26
Attack: 13 Damage: 30
Attack: 22 Damage: 28
The third bullet suddenly chips off a big part of the mask. 035 screeches for a moment before cackling. "GODS ABOVE. YOU SOLDIERS ARE SO... IDIOTIC!"
Thomas continues to fire.
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
Attack: 21 Damage: 29
The mask breaks in half but still stays on, vicious liquid drips on the floor. It chuckles.
"[Redacted] [redacted] [redacted]..."
Attack: 16 Damage: 23
Attack: 19 Damage: 18
Attack: 22 Damage: 29
"Keep tryin Soldier... but its all in vain." it said and started humming Beautfuil Dreamer
He keeps walking backwards, appearing back into view.
The doors to a heavily contained room suddenly burst open as black sludge rolls out on to the floor like a sea of acid. It corrodes the floor, making a hissing noise once it makes contact with the tiles and walls. A heavily stained man wearing a white mask with a frowning expression walks out, holding guard by the neck. The guard looks fairly decomposed, covered in the same liquid as the floor. The man throws the guard down and stretches, pieces of skin sloughing off and falling wetly on the floor.
"Ahhhh, new body. How lovely." it says and chuckles. It takes the guards gun and loads it, tucking it into the waist band of its pants.
Thomas raises his rifle and hits a button on the wall. Red alarms starting to blare as he shouts into his radio. "WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH 035 HAS ESCAPED!"
"Oh come now Thomas. Ive been here since the beginning! Now that i try and take a walk around, everyone freaks out!" it said and shrugged
"035. I'm going to ask you one time to stand down. You know what happens when you dont comply." he says, training the rifle on them.
"Go ahead. I can still move the body even if you pepper it full of holes." It said and shrugged.
"Back into your cell 035!"
"You know what would happen if i took your body Thomas? You mind would be happy about it. I could snuff you out just by getting close to you." it said and walked forward.
Thomas steps back every time he steps forward. "BACK THE HELL UP! NOW!"
"Oh please. No need to yell. You already alerted the whole complex that im out. Might as well make the best of it." it said and sprinted at him.
Thomas fires at the mask.
Attack: 28 Damage: 32
The bullets pierce through the mask as 035 feigns wincing and dropping to their knee's. The mask suddenly turns to a smiling complexion. "Thats not fair. Armor-piercing bullets? How droll."
"BACK TO YOUR CELL NOW!"
Attack: 16 Damage: 27
Attack: 29 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Attack: 29 Damage: 29
It cackles again as fragments of the mask drop to the floor "Oh dear. All you soldiers. You always shoot first and talk later." it says.
Thomas continues to step back, still firing.
Attack: 19 Damage: 33
Attack: 26 Damage: 23
Attack: 22 Damage: 24
"Its not fair that Archon is hiding your presence from me..." it hissed "Yet i can tell that the bullets are coming from over here..." it points down the hall "So thats where you are.." It chcukles "START RUNNING SOLDIER"
Sam Smacks face first into 035's back, very blind from the light
035 turns around. "A body...".
"035! I've heard so much about you!" Sam smiles, bouncing lightly on his heels
"Good. Come here kid." It reaches out and grabs them by the neck. (WIS and CON save are needed.)
*ooo, I can do my thing!*
Wis: 17
Con:6
*Both fail.*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
He keeps walking backwards, appearing back into view.
Attack: 16 Damage: 23
Attack: 31 Damage: 23
Attack: 27 Damage: 28
Anasta smiled "Yet your opening up to me.. thats a good thing."
Piece upon piece of the mask begin to drop to the ground.
He nods a bit.
"BRING IT ON!!!"
Attack: 18 Damage: 25
Attack: 17 Damage: 26
Attack: 30 Damage: 20
She smiles and stands up "Im glad you ate. Thank you." she said and nodded.
The third bullet is the one that broken the camels back. a large piece falls to the ground as 035 hisses in pain. It grips its face for real this time.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"Now thats he's outta the way." 035 mutters and stops mid sprint an turns around. "Time to deal with the Soldier"
"WILL YOU NOT MOCK ME FOR ONE SECOND." She hisses
Kai reaches the end of the hall and rounds the corner, collapsing and hyperventilating heavily.
Archon shuts up, a rumbling scraping sound coming from its throat.
"(REDACTED)! Fine! You wanna make a deal Archon. LETS MAKE A DEAL THEN."
“I’m all ears, Doctor.” It speaks with a smile.
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He keeps walking backwards, appearing back into view.
Attack: 16 Damage: 23
Attack: 31 Damage: 23
Attack: 27 Damage: 28
Anasta smiled "Yet your opening up to me.. thats a good thing."
Piece upon piece of the mask begin to drop to the ground.
He nods a bit.
"BRING IT ON!!!"
Attack: 18 Damage: 25
Attack: 17 Damage: 26
Attack: 30 Damage: 20
She smiles and stands up "Im glad you ate. Thank you." she said and nodded.
The third bullet is the one that broken the camels back. a large piece falls to the ground as 035 hisses in pain. It grips its face for real this time.
"Yeah. Course." he stands up as well. "Where ya off to?"
Thomas approaches a bit and pulls the trigger. There is a clicking noise, empty magazine. "oh....[redacted]...."
"Now thats he's outta the way." 035 mutters and stops mid sprint an turns around. "Time to deal with the Soldier"
"WILL YOU NOT MOCK ME FOR ONE SECOND." She hisses
Kai reaches the end of the hall and rounds the corner, collapsing and hyperventilating heavily.
Archon shuts up, a rumbling scraping sound coming from its throat.
"(REDACTED)! Fine! You wanna make a deal Archon. LETS MAKE A DEAL THEN."
“I’m all ears, Doctor.” It speaks with a smile.
"State your terms 1212." She hisses and fires her pistol again.
“I hunt your escapees. I patrol your hallways. I allow you to.. prod me with your med techs. In return, you grant me access to the building. I go where I please. You command the soldiers to not shoot at me. A simple trade, is it not?”
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The mask breaks in half but still stays on, vicious liquid drips on the floor. It chuckles.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The coffin falls off of the table once more with a resounding CRACK. Blood leaks out from the edge of the broken seal.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"[Redacted] [redacted] [redacted]..."
Attack: 15 Damage: 26
Attack: 28 Damage: 23
Attack: 27 Damage: 23
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"Why..." she asked and tilted her head "You know that punishable."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"(REDACTED)! Fine! You wanna make a deal Archon. LETS MAKE A DEAL THEN."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"It helped keep the voices out of my head..."
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"NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NO!"
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"Keep tryin Soldier... but its all in vain." it said and started humming Beautfuil Dreamer
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*ooo, I can do my thing!*
Wis: 17
Con:16
"Thats not the way it should go. Why did you not take up the psychologists on site?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He keeps walking backwards, appearing back into view.
Attack: 16 Damage: 23
Attack: 31 Damage: 23
Attack: 27 Damage: 28
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*Both fail.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I have a hard time opening up to people..."
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Anasta smiled "Yet your opening up to me.. thats a good thing."
Piece upon piece of the mask begin to drop to the ground.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
He nods a bit.
"BRING IT ON!!!"
Attack: 20 Damage: 33
Attack: 22 Damage: 22
Attack: 24 Damage: 23
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She smiles and stands up "Im glad you ate. Thank you." she said and nodded.
The third bullet is the one that broken the camels back. a large piece falls to the ground as 035 hisses in pain. It grips its face for real this time.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
“I’m all ears, Doctor.” It speaks with a smile.
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"State your terms 1212." She hisses and fires her pistol again.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Yeah. Course." he stands up as well. "Where ya off to?"
Thomas approaches a bit and pulls the trigger. There is a clicking noise, empty magazine. "oh....[redacted]...."
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“I hunt your escapees. I patrol your hallways. I allow you to.. prod me with your med techs. In return, you grant me access to the building. I go where I please. You command the soldiers to not shoot at me. A simple trade, is it not?”
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