“I donut. Donut? Do not? Get it?

'Flinty gets it. Ya funny. Ya eat donuts then?'

“Mm Hmm.”

'Ya want hear story about donut? Flinty has good donut story'

“Sure, sure.”

'Once upon time, there was little metal donut. Very dangerous metal donut. Tiny person had donut, wizard come, say 'you must chuck donut into volcano!'. So he goes off, with his boyfriend, big long trek, meets creepy creature who likes donut very much. Creepy creature tries to stop them and betray them, but they chuck donut into volcano. Also, big wars, but that's too complicated for this donut story'

“And where did you hear this?”

'Some guy talking about it at tavern. Old storyteller or something. Apparently, donut story is great legend?'

“Hmm…”

*Can I roll history?*

*of course you can!*

10

You realise that the Donut Story is actually a grossly simplified and distorted version of a great epic, where an evil Ring was taken to Mount Doom by a pair of hobbits and their Fellowship

*I hate you. Jk*

*Come one, it's a funny reference. Though Tolkien would be turning in his grave at it being called a Donut Story*

Seren has a giant cheeseburger. " FLINT. THIS IS THE BEST. MM"

'Where ya get that?'

"Lady...Bought.for me."

'Nice lady! Man bought me bread. I tell him Donut Story. Want hear Donut Story?'

"Mhm!!"

'Once upon time, there was Donut. Not made of the usual donut material, but small shiny metal donut. Important donut. Dangerous donut. Belonged to little man, who did not know importance or danger of donut. But the Wizard over the Hill knew. One day, he came and told little man of the Legend of Donut, said 'chuck donut into volcano, or it will be very bad'. Little man and little gardener went on big long hike, to chuck Donut into volcano. Very long journey, meet handsome elf and ugly dwarf, and creepy creature that wants to steal Donut. But they succeed. Donut is destroyed. Also, big wars, but they are too complicated for this retelling of Donut Story'